F.A.Qs about Jail, State Hospital, and Court

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AnOminous said:
I'm assuming he got tard-wrangled, probably by Heilberg. Worst case, Praetor has turned him entirely into their tard slave.
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I agree. It's also possible that somebody worm tongued him in an effort to isolate and control him. It's what every dumbass troll has tried to do forever. There's a million autists who want complete control over Chris. And then there's this new generation that sees him as a cash cow, golden goose, asset. Ignoring the fact that Chris literally turns against anybody who's ever helped him and will always find a way to aggressively fuck himself over. It is weird that he has been so radio silent for so long though. It's totally out of character for him.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
I agree. It's also possible that somebody worm tongued him in an effort to isolate and control him. It's what every dumbass troll has tried to do forever. There's a million autists who want complete control over Chris. And then there's this new generation that sees him as a cash cow, golden goose, asset. Ignoring the fact that Chris literally turns against anybody who's ever helped him and will always find a way to aggressively fuck himself over. It is weird that he has been so radio silent for so long though. It's totally out of character for him.
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I guess that means Chris is (maybe) getting better? It has to dawn on him that he did something serious and is now processing the consequences of his actions. If not, Chris is even more doomed than anybody thought. The jail letter were his last creative outlet that he could communicate to everyone, like a tweet. I'm assuming with the semi-isolation and taking that away from him is somewhat like when the babysitter locking in his room when he was one. I wouldn't be surprised if he came out mute again.
 
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AnOminous said:
I'm assuming he got tard-wrangled, probably by Heilberg. Worst case, Praetor has turned him entirely into their tard slave.
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But if Heilberg tard wrangled Chris, why would he make an exception for Praetor? Yes there are some letters Chris shouldn't answer for his own safety (enablers, scammers, anything asking about the incest or proceedings) but there's no way Praetor is the only group offering to pay for art or diatribes about life in jail.

In my opinion the least bad explanation is that Chris got tard wrangled but makes an exception for Praetor because they've been in his life for a while + haven't betrayed him like Null or Kengle; the more realistic explanation is, like you said, tard slave. Chris is so easy to manipulate that it wouldn't even be hard to convince him that Praetor is the only one he can trust.
 
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spergingandbrave said:
Anyone else find it weird how he just... stopped writing letters, though? Like there's credible enough evidence to believe he writes to Praetor but other than that he just stopped one day, and apparently out of his own will.
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What makes you think he's only sending letters to Praetor and simply not sending any to people who post them online? There were about four people who publicly posted them as far as I can tell, and only two of those four consistently communicated with him and one of those two tried to steal Sonichu.
 
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The nuthatch probably let him have one outside contact, so he wouldn't be completely isolated from the rest of the world, and Barb wasn't available, so...
 
spergingandbrave said:
Anyone else find it weird how he just... stopped writing letters, though? Like there's credible enough evidence to believe he writes to Praetor but other than that he just stopped one day, and apparently out of his own will.
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It’s for sure bizarre. All the tard wrangling in the world, even from Heilberg, so far has proved that Chris can’t stop bringing attention to himself. The only reasons I think he’s silent is either a.) he’s zombied out on meds or b.) A new group of weens have gotten ahold of him.

EDIT- Realised I’m gay and late on this. Still, it’s unlike CWC to be this quiet.
 
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spergingandbrave said:
Anyone else find it weird how he just... stopped writing letters, though? Like there's credible enough evidence to believe he writes to Praetor but other than that he just stopped one day, and apparently out of his own will.
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It is possible Chris got bored with writing letters since it wasn’t raking in the dough. He is extremely lazy. It could be of his own free will.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I guess that means Chris is (maybe) getting better? It has to dawn on him that he did something serious and is now processing the consequences of his actions. If not, Chris is even more doomed than anybody thought.
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Yeah becausen the jail system is famously a place which makes people more well adjusted

Chris' problems are fundamentally caused by him being both retarded and an asshole. Being an asshole is what causes him to do stupid and unpleasant things, and being retarded prevents him from considering the consequences of his actions beyond 'I get what I want'. He can't get less retarded, and he's been an asshole too long to change his ways. What he needs is redirection into something less damaging, but he's in the system now so the odds of improvement are slim. Smart prisoners reflect and grow from their experience, or at least try to figure out how to not get caught again, but the bulk of people in for drugs and rape are morons incapable of relfecting on anything except a mirror.
 
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I wonder, is anyone actively trying to figure out where Chris is being held? And if so, what should we do when we find out? Shlould we just keep going with business as normal (and by that I mean the continuation of his extremely heavy documentation), or do you think maybe this is a chance for him to (temporarily) be free of the people that have watched his every move for nearly twenty years? This is mainly just hypothetical, something I had been thinking about ever since I first heard of Chris's arrest.
 
Canopus The Brilliant said:
I wonder, is anyone actively trying to figure out where Chris is being held? And if so, what should we do when we find out? Shlould we just keep going with business as normal (and by that I mean the continuation of his extremely heavy documentation), or do you think maybe this is a chance for him to (temporarily) be free of the people that have watched his every move for nearly twenty years? This is mainly just hypothetical, something I had been thinking about ever since I first heard of Chris's arrest.
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The same thing as always; mock the retard and/or onionfarmer trying to tip the cow, update the CWCki where relevant then leave him the fuck alone and watch from a distance. Beyond checking vinelink and other publicly available information there's not much else people can do without being completely retarded.

Unless he's completely doped out/zero access to the Internet for the rest of his life after he's sentenced he will eventually make his presence known again. He has to let his followers know that our Goddess has returned to usher in the merge to the C-197 universe after all.
 
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Jon Osterman said:
What makes you think he's only sending letters to Praetor and simply not sending any to people who post them online? There were about four people who publicly posted them as far as I can tell, and only two of those four consistently communicated with him and one of those two tried to steal Sonichu.
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My theory is praetor told him people are posting replies online and he's specifically told most of those who he writes too to not do that. Once word of this got to him he decided to stop writing and is only writing to Preator since they're the only ones who's selling his jail art and may have said they'll totally pay him back pay when he gets out.

That or they're keeping his commissary and his gut full of sweets he couldn't normally get since he's got no other family to support his ass behind bars.
 
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I am checking back in to see where Chris Chan is. I saw SamuelGino's doc series about a year ago and I am now invested. One of the hardest/cringiest things I have seen. I was just morbidly curious if she got out of jail. I doubt we will ever truly hear from her again sadly. Surely the judge will say never touch the internet again If released. I feel like I watched Darth Vader grow up ha
 
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BernieWebber said:
I am checking back in to see where Chris Chan is. I saw SamuelGino's doc series about a year ago and I am now invested. One of the hardest/cringiest things I have seen. I was just morbidly curious if she got out of jail. I doubt we will ever truly hear from her again sadly. Surely the judge will say never touch the internet again If released. I feel like I watched Darth Vader grow up ha
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Darth Vader never fucked his mum.

Just a girl old enough to be.
 
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BernieWebber said:
I was just morbidly curious if she got out of jail. I doubt we will ever truly hear from her again sadly. Surely the judge will say never touch the internet again If released. I feel like I watched Darth Vader grow up ha
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Chris is still in jail. I’m sorry for all the neg stickers you’re about to receive for calling Chris by female pronouns.

Judges basically can’t order someone to never use the internet again, especially if their crime had nothing to do with the internet. Odds are, Chris will get on wifi and whine about jail and ponies as soon as possible. That just might be months or perhaps years. A group home can restrict internet access.

Anakin’s tastes did skew a little older, but this is a bit much.

Darth Vader’s crimes are nothing compared to what Chris has done.
 
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