Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[SnufflePuff]

What "death of mid budget movies and midlist authors"? Does he seriously think there's less music, less books and less movies today than any other time in his life? Just because he spends all day at Hooligan's ignorant of the world doesn't mean everyone else does.

I always tell people if they can’t find new movies, music, books, games etc. they are just looking in the wrong places. It is so easy to get your creative ideas out there now and there are so many places to find exactly what you want. Piggie is just afraid without a publisher he will sell even less and would maybe have to cough up some money upfront. It’s dawning on him he’s not going to have physical copies to sling around and make him feel like an accomplished author, and he will just have to sell e books.

 

[Meat Target]

Looks like Baen rejected piggy's dumb herd immunity book:

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I think he's starting to realize that his writing "career" is over.

Once again, Pat is frustratingly half-right.

He's right that middle-market media is being neglected, and that endless reboots are the safe space of investors and executives.

The problem is that Pat thinks he is anywhere near middle market. Here's how it really stacks up:

1. Big budget franchises
2. Middle market novels
3. Fanfiction and pulp
4. SCPs and Creepypastas
5. 50 feet of human excrement
6. DeviantArt tranny caption stories
7. Patrick.

 

[Satan McAllister]

Once again, Pat is frustratingly half-right.

He's right that middle-market media is being neglected, and that endless reboots are the safe space of investors and executives.

Thr problem is that Pat thinks he is anywhere near middle market. Here's how it really stacks up:

1. Big budget franchises
2. Middle market novels
3. Fanfiction and pulp
4. SCPs and Creepypastas
5. 50 feet of human excrement
6. DeviantArt tranny caption stories
7. Patrick.

I was going to add retards that rub shit in their hair, but I see you mentioned Patrick already.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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I think he's starting to realize that his writing "career" is over.

Duel was a TV movie, he made another before making The Sugarland Express his first movie before Jaws. The Sugarland Express maybe counts as a mid-budget movie.

THX1138 famously lost money and Lucas needed American Graffiti which made amazing bank to get the money to do Star Wars. Neither of those first two were mid-budget movies.

Piranha 2 wasn't remotely "mid budget" it was basically zero budget. Cameron sold The Terminator for a dollar.

It's also worth noting that all three of these guys, Lucas especially, had powerful more established friends who helped them get access to producers. Spielberg did tons of TV directing first (that's why he did Duel) that proved he was good to Universal.

 

[Triple Flutz]

Optomistic thinking he'd even make it through the door of a homeless shelter, even if they can grease him up enough to fit through we all know Tough Guy Tomlinson is the type of person to get really worried around the homeless. Clutch hand bag, walk faster without eye contact, cross the road. Just like how he acts towards Melanin enriched individuals who aren't young enough to become pepperoni.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

He's a middle aged loser who cries during marvel movies and he's going to complain about the fact that people don't care about independent movies anymore? Nice self awareness, piggy

 

[AnOminous]

He's right that middle-market media is being neglected, and that endless reboots are the safe space of investors and executives.

The problem is that Pat thinks he is anywhere near middle market. Here's how it really stacks up:

If there is a tier listing, Pat is at the tier called "total failure."

Spielberg did tons of TV directing first (that's why he did Duel) that proved he was good to Universal.

Duel is seriously underrated.

 

[Maude Snew]

If there is a tier listing, Pat is at the tier called "total failure."

Duel is seriously underrated.

I will have you know that "tier" is "animal" in German and the "tier" he is is a pig and also a fat Bassoon with bitch tits.

 

[Meat Target]

If there is a tier listing, Pat is at the tier called "total failure."

Allow me to borrow Roger Ebert's review of Freddy Got Fingered:

Patrick doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. Patrick isn't the bottom of the barrel. Patrick isn't below the bottom of the barrel. Patrick doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Allow me to borrow Roger Ebert's review of Freddy Got Fingered:

Patrick doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. Patrick isn't the bottom of the barrel. Patrick isn't below the bottom of the barrel. Patrick doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.

The only barrel this man would understand anyways are beer barrels, and that's only because he would have drank them dry.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Allow me to borrow Roger Ebert's review of Freddy Got Fingered:

Patrick doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. Patrick isn't the bottom of the barrel. Patrick isn't below the bottom of the barrel. Patrick doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.

Ebert was wrong though; Freddy Got Fingered is one of the funniest god damn movies ever made. Rip Torn put in a masterful performance.

 

[Ophelia]

Whinging about remakes is normie critique that’s been floating around for as long as I’ve paid attention to movies. It’s such a fat thing to complain about as though it’s an original idea.

 

[Schwarzwald]

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I think he's starting to realize that his writing "career" is over.

A million copies? Patrick, for you, a single percent of a million copies would nearly triple your lifetime book sales and qualify as unprecedented success. Publishers know that you're not even capable of pulling that off based on your track record.

Perhaps if you had a modicum of passion for what you were writing and actually put an ounce of pride into your work, you wouldn't have your manuscripts lit on fire the second they see the name "Patrick S. Tomlinson" in their slush pile. It's almost as though publishers don't want anything to do with a controversial pompous dickhead who puts in no effort while assuming their customers are tasteless morons who should be grateful for the opportunity to read his masterworks.

I'd tell you to get a real job, but I certainly don't want that. I want the pathetic status quo of your unspeakably sad life to continue. Forever. Because it's hilarious.

 

[Lorgar]

Looks like Baen rejected piggy's dumb herd immunity book:

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I think he's starting to realize that his writing "career" is over.

Hypocrite Hamlinson calling out capeshit and Star Wars like he hasn't spent the last few years proclaiming all that megabudget schlock as the pinnacle of art
He hasn't been a midling author since his first book lmao. He's very undeniably a failed author by this point. His latest shit is literally unreadable and his best bet at getting his Tiny Tim abomination published is to pretend it was written by a retarded kid or something getting published in a make a wish type scenaro.

 

[FinnSven]

Duel is seriously underrated.

It really is.

Fatrick should get a subscription to MUBI, and see all of the bold independent films there.

The only problem is that he is too pig ignorant to appreciate them because most are not based on garbage sci fi.

What fatrick is lamenting is the demise of the shitty b-movie.

I would hazard a half baked theorem that YouTube, twitch and similar, has in part been responsible for this, as the kind of razor focused autism required to make such a picture is now hijacked by the ease of streaming and web publishing.

But the only fucker interested in making even a bad YouTube video based on one of his shit novels is he himself.

But he is too fat and lazy.

 

[The Feline Solution]

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Boxcar Nikki is a goblina. Pathfinder, well Paizo, has a thing about goblins. Pathfinder 2E allows one to play a goblin character. Now we know (a) why the Tomlinson-Robinsons are playing Pathfinder and (b) Nikki's character's race species ancestry and class ( as if she has any of the latter). Probably a Goblin alchemist, for the strange brews and pills.

There is no pealing knife in Pathfinder 2E, unless it was introduced in a supplement.I'm using the 2E playtest rules. I do not have the regular rules Did Patso mean a paring knife (i.e. peeling knife. He doesn't know the peal-peel diffference? Of course not.) There is a starknife. Patso ought to be familiar with a flensing knife, since that is what the coroner will need to use on his carcass for the autopsy.

Damn, Nikki is going all in with her Popeye transformation! Look at that arm! I don't think Fatso is mouthing off to her, she'd crush him like a gerbil.

 

[Meriasek]

"Mid tier authors", yeah Pat, sure you are "mid tier".
Not to mention the gall of this fat faggot with bitch tits to complain about "no new ideas" when he has been writing an extremely derivative "A Christmas Carol" sequel for years now. A novel with the same name and content was even already published, but this arsewipe got it removed from Amazon because he feared the competition, I guess.
Maybe Pat mixes up "mid tier" and "midwit". Sorry Pat, you're not even midwit, either. You're actually pretty damn retarded.
If Fatirck could only accept self-publishing and embrace online stuff instead of autistically focusing on doing the traditional publisher route.
Fatboy Fat did some "Humany Fuck Yeah" posts recently, you guys heard of HamboneHFY, Philip R. Johnson? He writes this online novel called "The Deathworlders", and he has some serious output. New chapters release every one to three months, and they have some serious length, somewhere around 30k words, bringing his pace to somewhere like a 1000 words per day. I think he started out like six years ago with a 4chan HFY story called "The Kevin Jenkins Experience", which became a bit of a standard for HFY writing on 4chan and so on, and he continued writing and publishing the story and is now at like 93 chapters. Besides the main Deathworlders chapters he also wrote some side books, and has gotten a more traditional novel published as well.
Now his writing isn't the best; his prose is fine, but he's kinda prone to focusing a bit too much on certain things for a while. Like, for many chapters, long stretches were just meandering segments about a Mary Sue throuple and their weird sub/dom dynamics. Boring af. Also, there's a serious obsession with the male body and how muscular literally all characters are. The plot has left the "Humanity Fuck Yeah" track a bit with the introduction of several alien species that are simply better than humans in every way, but it's still a decent read.
My point is, there's an author who started out as a humble 4chan shitposter, and who put in the work. What started as a hobby is now his job, being a published author (looks like a YA SciFi novel so far and the first of a series) and also getting several thousand moneys per month via Patreon.
But Pat won't do that. He isn't in it out of passion for writing, he's in it because he thinks he's great and deserves to be a famous author.
What he is, instead, is a fat retard.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

The novel is going to get better. Pat hasn't written the part where Tiny Tim meets the SFWA and has to decide how badly he really wants to walk again.

 

[JJLiautaud]

herd immunity book:

Got a link?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I have a family member staying right near Hooligan's next week for a business trip. I haven't said anything about it or Patso. I'm not going to, because obviously it's retarded to bring this shit into real life and involve someone who has no idea who he is. But if they do end up at Hooligan's, I'll be sure to ask about what kind of people were in there to see if Pat was there.