Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Humbert Humbert]

Here’s what Kevin has tweeted since my last update.
Hasbro [A]

Someone bought him some shit off his wishlist [A]

Blah blah blah I don’t care but one of you might [A]

Kevin’s “transition goals” [A]

Ok but here’s the interesting part, he’s fawning over one of his girlfriends, but he says something about a move… he must mean THEIR move, because I don’t think Kevin’s going anywhere soon. [A]

3 London queers have visited the tranch in total [A]

And Neck has this to say after getting laid off [A]

 

[Fornicario]

Wait, one of them had a job? I refuse to believe any of them could be productive.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Ok but here’s the interesting part, he’s fawning over one of his girlfriends, but he says something about a move… he must mean THEIR move, because I don’t think Kevin’s going anywhere soon. [A]
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They're fleeing the Tranch for a less blighted property.

 

[Surfherder]

You know how there's autistic dividing definitions that make you sound like a pedophile for pointing then out for different age brackets? I think one of those might be specifically to refer to babies, but I don't know for certain, because I'm not a pedophile. There's just this itch in the back of my mind that a pedophile refers to somebody between a certain set of ages and there is something for everyone up above a certain age and everyone below a certain age. And the only reason I point this out is because if you started calling these things autopedophiles, they would point out that it's not autopedophilia, because they identify as the wrong age range. Which really would just make them look like pedophiles.

Yeah, this would be amazing, actually. You could call someone an autopedo and they would say, “Excuse me, I am an autoephebophile. I’m not like those dirty autohebephiles!!”

Spoiler

I only know these two because of former Reddit use. The first is for pedos that like teenagers that are not legal (post pubertal), and the second is for pedos that like actual elementary school children.

 

[Cotton]

I do not think Kevin has enough focus or discipline to regularly type out four thousand characters in a single tweet. He likes to toss off his opinions impulsively and in little pieces: no need to organize his thoughts coherently beyond a sentence or two and his short attention span isn't taxed beyond 20 seconds. His junkyard jumble style lets him flit between Respected Troon Elder, dumb bimbo, persecuted activist, suffering victim, childish cartoon fan, pervert etc etc as the mood strikes and creates an air of casual unseriousness when needed to dodge responsibility. Most importantly of all, more posts = more serotonin hits.

For me, I prefer things like this because I think it encourages him to tweet more tranche de vie content and doesn't curb his disinhibition. I'll read his Twitter either way though

 

[stupid frog]

They're fleeing the Tranch for a less blighted property.

Phil's moms or whatever.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Yeah, this would be amazing, actually. You could call someone an autopedo and they would say, “Excuse me, I am an autoephebophile. I’m not like those dirty autohebephiles!!”

Spoiler

I only know these two because of former Reddit use. The first is for pedos that like teenagers that are not legal (post pubertal), and the second is for pedos that like actual elementary school children.

For me, I prefer things like this because I think it encourages him to tweet more tranche de vie content and doesn't curb his disinhibition. I'll read his Twitter either way though

I prefer things this way too, but mostly I do not want to have to stitch more screenshots together than I already do.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I for one approve of Musk killing Twitter to try and bring back blogs.

 

[FinnSven]

I for one approve of Musk killing Twitter to try and bring back blogs.

That’s different.

Blogs are blogs and twitter is twitter.

Twitter is just a status update.

Blogs are supposed to be like a public diary.

 

[Souji Tendou]

3 London queers have visited the tranch in total [A]
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And none of them are our dearest Alexis. What a surprise, almost as if thats relationship-ruining material.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I wonder if Kevin realises tweets used to have an a 160 cap?

 

[FinnSven]

Wait, one of them had a job? I refuse to believe any of them could be productive.

Wedge was a prozzer and a grubby low rent piss poor piss porn model until he blew his arsehole out.

Neck probably was his ponce rather than pimp.

I would hazard a guess that Neck was working as a jizz mopper in a peep show until being laid off.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Wedge was a prozzer and a grubby low rent piss poor piss porn model until he blew his arsehole out.

Neck probably was his ponce rather than pimp.

I would hazard a guess that Neck was working as a jizz mopper in a peep show until being laid off.

We've seen how troons are with cleaning. Do you really think Neck has the work ethic to clean his own space let alone doing it as a job?

 

[FinnSven]

We've seen how troons are with cleaning. Do you really think Neck has the work ethic to clean his own space let alone doing it as a job?

Jizz mopping just requires one to clean up the worst of the spunk in a wanking booth, but I get your point.

This will be why he was laid off.

 

[PuddIeduck]

Replying with my own selfie in an attempt to make me feel bad about my appearance doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it makes far MORE sense that trying to upset me with a shitty ms paint doodle of me with features that YOU'RE obsessed with exaggerated for effect lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1613222482236051457

Lol did someone send him the traced pictures again?

 

[stupid frog]

Kathryn Gibes

@TransSalamander
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Protip that not a single transphobe will listen to: Generally speaking my gender dysphoria follows my cycle, but I've never tracked it that closely. I usually feel sexy as hell, then for a few days every month I don't love how I look, but no, your fanart won't affect that lol

 

[Just A Butt]

Kathryn Gibes 🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "Replying with my own selfie in an a…

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you guys suck at this (specifically archiving and posting in general)

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"...my gender dysphoria follows my cycle."

Translation: Kevryn has real actual menstrual periods because he's a twue wahmen. The science is settled. Check and mate, bigots.

 

[FinnSven]

https://archive.md/ycRrl

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you guys suck at this (specifically archiving and posting in general)

What cope!

So other degenerates want to fuck him?

That is confirmation that he is just a human toilet.

What a sad sad existence, trying to be a trans Kim Kardashian.
But instead of troweled on make up, opulent wealth and filters galore, it’s scrambling for angles while living in a decaying hovel with other degenerate men, begging for approval from other social inadequates.

At least Kim married her lead social inadequate, and loopy as he is, he has been more successful than anyone in the Tranchosphere.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

So, lesbians and straight fellas are evil if they aren’t attracted to cock, but Kevin’s allowed to “only be attracted to queers“?