Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

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He got the Fed special: tangible but ultimately insignificant consequence that can be pointed to as plausible deniability that he's not a Fed so that he can continue to be used by the government as an asset. It might even make him more useful.

They'll pay him double time during his time served in protective custody, then a nice Christmas bonus at the end of the year. Afterwards, all will be forgiven and we'll be right back to square one.
 
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kinda surprised he got such a short sentence. like you would think if the government was ever gonna take a chance to make examples of people they would do so with the jan 6th people to make sure nobody ever dares try it again but i guess not. i am curious to see once all the sentences are handed out for everyone what the harshest one ends up being.

that being said what are the odds after he gets out of jail people who associate with baked alaska just mysteriously start getting arrested for various crimes.
 
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Baked did the Lord's work by snitching and therefore acting as a social eugenicist.

Q-Anon plan trusters were/are some of the most gullible and deranged people that have ever gained prominence in American politics. They ruined their lives over cryptic posts on /pol/ and /pnd/, places well known for only reporting true and honest facts.

By providing evidence against them, Baked probably stopped several mass shootings and kidnappings in the name of Donald Trump. And even if that wasn't what lay ahead, those people were still schizo cultists rallying behind a really stupid and kosher cause.

Derailing jewish psy-ops and those infected by them is based, even if one does it accidentally and for the wrong reasons.
 
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AnOminous said:
Odds of him actually getting raped are about nil, odds of him getting smacked around if he can't contain his autism are pretty high.
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If I was a criminal Baked is someone I wouldn't want near me and I'd avoid, if he ends up around me I'd send a pretty strong message by beating the ever loving fuck out of him or maiming him (The snickers, oil, water, sugar + microwave trick) and the reason is simple. This isn't me trying to talk tough it comes down to the pragmatics of being a criminal. Baked is likely to draw attention, speak and brag about what he overhears and I wouldn't want that type of attention around me (that is not even factoring in the very likely snitch allegation). People like this are bad to have around discretionary business, which successful commercial crime by nature is.

It is also why I think think (if true) the Romanian Mafia are a bunch of fucking retards as they keep the very similar to Baked in personality and abrasiveness Tate brothers around. Attention seekers are never good for the business of crime and if you are a criminal and willingly associate with people like this you are a fucking shit criminal.

Baked just isn't someone who will do well in a prison or criminal environment.
 
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Caesare said:
He's not going to prison.

They don't have "peckerwoods" and prison gangs in jail, nor are they getting tattoos when they're only in there for a few days to a few months. Jail is not prison.

Why would he need to learn to "fish" as you call it when he's not going to be locked in a cell 24 hours a day? Jails are one big dormitory where the inmates may or may not be locked in their specific cell only during the night but possibly not even then.
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>there's no peckerwoods or gangs in jail
Where are gang members held before being sent to prison, exactly? You're saying there aren't any county jails with people rigging up tattoo guns?

>jails are one big dorm
That's called an open bay pod and while there are many like that, a facility will typically also have pods that either have secure doors or at least be partitioned off from each other

>why would he need to "fish"
Well that's the extremely widespread term for it and if you read slightly above that line it's because I speculate he'll be a pussy and intentionally get himself thrown in segregation.

You're clearly someone with zero to very limited experience in the system, which is overall a positive thing but not helpful when discussing how things go there.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
kinda surprised he got such a short sentence. like you would think if the government was ever gonna take a chance to make examples of people they would do so with the jan 6th people to make sure nobody ever dares try it again but i guess not. i am curious to see once all the sentences are handed out for everyone what the harshest one ends up being.

that being said what are the odds after he gets out of jail people who associate with baked alaska just mysteriously start getting arrested for various crimes.
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The government included a list in their sentencing memorandum.

It's actually pretty useful if you want a table to compare the sentences.
 

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