Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

It's almost like he took a deal to rat on people in exchange for a lesser sentence and knew he wouldn't get long in prison or something
Never let Baked tell you he didn't fuckin' rat on all his friends for a lighter sentence. A slap on the wrist compared to everyone else despite his involvement and aggravating factors should've positioned him as the poster boy, to be crucified and used as a message to everyone else. 60 days and some bullshit probation that'll be ended in under a year when his lawyer files for it?

That boy sold everyone out when it was convenient to him. Again. If he didn't burn all his bridges before and boy oh fucking boy did he ever, they're burned now.

Good riddance.
 
I don't even think it's worth tagging or noting, it's such a menial sentence compared to what other people have had to deal with who've done the same. I wasn't a big proponent of Baked being a fed before, but after his last judge got SWAT'ed I thought he'd face a much stiffer penalty after he rejoiced for it. But now I'm inclined to think he is one because he hasn't. And I doubt he ever will.

Considering how much federal judges have tried to fuck over the 1/6 protesters as much as possible, there is something that Baked Alaska has and the boomers don't.

On the other hand, I believe Baked is stupid enough that he got some cushy backroom deal or otherwise an asset to the feds that they have reason not to burn alive, he'd be blabbing about it sooner or later.
 
God-fucking-dammit, that song has no business being that catchy. I hate you.

Will Baked still have any followers after this? This is so obviously a sweetheart deal from the feds that even the densest of Qtards would have to realize that he's an asset. Then again, Qtards make neutron stars appear as dense as a marshmallow peep, so I'm sure the rat is going to successfully get right back to his Christ is Kang grift.
 
I hope he has a boring and uneventful time in prison, and get's released on time, only to have his eyesockets perforated by a screwdriver-wielding hobo behind the McDonalds he was about to attend immediately post-release.
 
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God-fucking-dammit, that song has no business being that catchy. I hate you.

Will Baked still have any followers after this? This is so obviously a sweetheart deal from the feds that even the densest of Qtards would have to realize that he's an asset. Then again, Qtards make neutron stars appear as dense as a marshmallow peep, so I'm sure the rat is going to successfully get right back to his Christ is Kang grift.
Worth remembering that when he thought it benefited him, Baked was some progressive journo fag. When the tide was turning for online discourse and it favored right wing talking points, he "came out" as an undercover Conservative, and after Charlottesville, he "came out" as an undercover progressive warning people of the dangers of the right, then when he had nothing left to gain, he flopped right back to being a Conservative.

This man is a chameleon snake. If you don't understand that this guy has no principles and would sell you down the river for his own benefit in a single heartbeat, without hesitation, you deserve to be grifted and stolen from.
 
>American taxpayers walking into a government building
>tragedy
Lmfao can we stop making public cucks a protected class?

Edit: in spirit with the thread I hope alaska gets his own special 'content spray'
The West truly has fallen *sigh* WellThoughtOutArgument (2).png
 
I'm surprised that it took this long and verdict is this tame
Only two months, probation which will paid by his superchats.
Hell he doesn't have to beg. There will be a retard who will campaign a fundraiser to pay that 2K.

Any bets if he violates his probation? Alaska wouldn't be the first cow to do just that.
 
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