DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Now this is some quality autism. Posted right on Phil's Fourms, that I shamelessly took from Reddit because it made me laugh.
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"First hand testimony from DSP's sister in law"

This may be a hot take but I LOVE it when Jenna gets involved/brought up. Not only is she a whore, but

1. she kinda unattractive and has zero porn acting skill so you can really connect with her character more

2. that previously mentioned character is batshit insane and (borderline) schizo

I would even donate a kidney to see her and DSP interact. She would probably start kicking the shit out of him within minutes. Just pulls out a knife on the pig. Cause she ain't even DSP's crazy she's like crack ho street crazy.
 
Also:

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Bruh...
 
Well there is still Rumble. Though I think GTG had it right: Youtube is the place where Phil will die. I doubt he will ever start soemthing new again. Also I checked Bitchute and Rumble for detractor content and lo and behold both sites have TIHYDP and other videos about Phil. so he wouldn't start with a clean slate anyway
Maybe Catboy Nick can let him on cozy.tv. They've already got the ragepig so why not also get the pigroach?
 
Absolutely classic whale-wringing segment, the Pig is fiending for those tips hard.
He needs that money to pay his bills, dood!

I'd like to nominate Kirby and the Forgotten Land for the 2022 Gold Dust of the Year Award.
Not to mention Phi being scummy as fuck with that tip, and the banning of anyone who questioned it.
 
Slayer not showing up and dropping a hundo has fucking rattled him. He refused to leave for 15 minutes and used the term "buy in" about 20 times. The following sentences were repeated at least half a dozen times: IT'S A $60 GAME IT'S A HUGE INVESTMENT AND IT'S GONNA BE AT LEAST 40 HOURS! I NEED YOUR BUY-IN! THE SUPPORT WASN'T GOOD! I LIKE THE GAME! I DO! IT SEEMS LIKE A GREAT, CHILL LENGHTY-STYLE RPG AND I LOVE ONE PIECE SO MUCH BUT I NEED YOUR BUY-IN TO MAKE IT WORK! IT'S A GOOD GAME IT REALLY IS BUT I NEED SUPPORT TO KEEP IT GOING! He was like a crack addict at the train station hounding someone standing near the ticket booth for $10 and refusing to leave them alone until they board the train. I can already imagine how bad the investor meeting Daily Crap is gonna be.

$50 on the ResiDENT Evil stream + $26 on the failed Slayer whale hunting stream = lunchmeat sandwiches on PHIL'S! DAY! OFF! 🎺
 
"If I play this ayund *legslap* it's basically dead? Uhh yeah it's not gonna work"
"I'll tell you right now, 100% I WANT TO PLAY IT"
"I would LOVE to keep playing this game, but I need that buy in"
Blatantly telling Slayer he better be coughing up the Benjamins if he wants to see this playthrough.
I highly doubt Slayer is going to cough up more then maybe $50 on the first stream of it(if he plays it).

My bet is that the game will come out to a score of 7, and Phil will just skip it.

Wouldn't fault the pig for doing that anyways, it's retarded as fuck to think one superfan is going to carry a 4 month playthrough of a game, having to shell around 10k just for him to be happy.

If he was smart he would skip One Piece: O, and play Xeno 3 or Bayonetta 3 in it's place. There are more fans of those series in his chat that would whale out for him in a heartbeat.
 
Holy shit look at that face. Absolute disinterest and enthusiasm below the freezing point. I wouldn't want to see this sad sack play anything next, I think he should take a walk out of the house. He legitimately looks more aged than people 20 years older than him.
 
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