it must be a damn sight worse than the horrorshow of his girlfriend slurping up a stranger's jizz. If her wretched oyster slugging is just the appetizer...Christ.
This reminds me that we've been in dire need of a euphemism for that most heinous act since this whole thing started. Oyster slugging is good. I like "Anna TSWG's only admitted source of dietary protein" but that might be too wordy. Anything to give an option apart from needlessly recounting such horrors.
Reek, reek, it rhymes with... shoe boutique? I dunno. I really wanted to "yes and..." your Game of Thrones reference with a book reference, but it doesn't look like it's gonna happen, at least not well.
Random Bits from the Past Few Weeks
JACK Show
Anna missed
last week's JACK Show to presumably play Elden Ring or travel or have the flu. Also, as per a prior stream, she's apparently not going to Tampa or wherever the big meetup is going to be this year. Too close to Anime Matsuri. She should just quit at this point. Take Cecil. Move-on from CG and allow it to cut-bait (pun intended) on SimpCast, that clique, and it's ethos.
G+G
Dong's mention of pinched-face edgemaster Ryan Kinel has also reminded me to briefly circle-back on
something I posted a week or so ago re: G+G and their likely response to their big negro dying. They did mention it on
last Tuesday's Main Event right off the bat and they did a fine and tasteful job, completely subverting my expectations that follow from when they mourned Batman voice actor Kevin Conroy by turning it into a brand placement opportunity. Apparently, this improved eulogy was mostly on account of Jeremy Griggs putting it in the hands of
one of the girl producers, the Thulsa Doom looking one, the Mexican girl who looks like Grimace, what's-her-face. You know the one. She did a good job, though. Edited her
little chili pepper heart out.
FlashCast
YellowFlash abruptly canceled this weekend's FlashCast, in what was going to be the final show of the stream in it's current form and was set to feature Gary "I'll blacklist you if you don't kiss my ass" Bechler, Beeker, Beacher, - Nerdrotic. This, coming on the heels of
YellowFlash embarrassing himself with a furious drunken battle of wills with annoying, spectrum-y 32-yo homosexual Lofti Pixels and CG's own RenieDraws on New Year's Eve. Not sure if I'd characterize this as a
tour de remorse or if the flurry of videos he's put out are merely a function of needing no Saturday show prep, but the flakiness is not helpful to his cause. This smacks of Gary and Flash putting their middle-aged "no drama" heads together and deciding to pussy out and fleeing from potentially awkward SuperChats. I believe this to be a flawed strategy as it's allowed Lofti of all people to monopolize the smug energy and this game is a game of smug energy, make no mistake. It also reinforces the perception that YellowFlash just can't control his own streams, or himself.
So, 2 or 1 until next month, Flash? How about just say you're on hiatus and keep us posted.
Not sure if it was posted prior or not, but
here is the stream in question featuring CG's sweetheart RenieDraws (referred to rather embarrassingly by YellowFlash as "Renée" off-and-on for the entire nearly 7-hour New Years Eve stream). For Rekieta fans there is a nice baldo discussion at 04:30:30, at which point Renée is clearly impaired, but the drama doesn't happen until the touchy subject of relationships come up, Flash and Renée recount their personal experiences, and Lofti starts trying to have his own conversation (04:56:30) and debate-me-bro with Flash which he finally bites on at 05:06:00
Personally, I like Flash. I like his live streams. Many of CG including
@FROG, Anna TSWG, Renie, and Cecil appear there regularly making FlashCast one of the best crossover venues. I also hate his videos. They're not great and he has this habit of placing vexing imagery in his subs' YouTube feeds that smack of trolling (but aren't). The entire point is that no one wants to see this shit, not that we all want to see this shit. Or am I wrong?