DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Bigbadyeet]

"If I play this ayund *legslap* it's basically dead? Uhh yeah it's not gonna work"
"I'll tell you right now, 100% I WANT TO PLAY IT"
"I would LOVE to keep playing this game, but I need that buy in"
Blatantly telling Slayer he better be coughing up the Benjamins if he wants to see this playthrough.

Wait until you see the daily wrap..

https://youtu.be/wSl9aHb1p6I

Dedicated 90% of the video to people buying in.. and he’s still approving comments despite falling asleep on stream lmao

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

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That's a hangover face.

 

[Crooked 16th]

This full-court press on Slayer is hilarious, I wouldn't be shocked if Phil went ahead and bought One Piece thinking Slayer would bankroll the cost during the demo stream.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Man, it is really funny to see what happens when a game Phil really thinks will be perfect for his stream utterly flops. This One Piece game, on paper, is exactly what he wants: Long, slow, turn based, easy JRPG he can fill time with for months while raking in the money from his stupid dents. But they just aren't paying up and he doesn't understand why.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

"Dear Slayer,

Where were you tonight for my Premiere of the One Piece JRPG style Videogame Stream, Sir? It was really slow and I was hoping you would swing on by and support. Don't forget you can still tip me behind-the-scenes when I'm not streaming during my day off!

Stay safe and don't die or you can't give me your glue factory money."

 

[Swallow Moon]

Oh, shit! If I give Phil $200 he will eat potato chips on Super bowl Sunday. I'm no longer a detractor, this is what people want to see!

He just keeps getting dumber and dumber. "If we hit the goal, I will eat snacks". Nigger, what? Nigger, please"

The year is 2024, Phil now refuses his weekly shower unless the tips goal is met for at least 6 streams in a row. He needs your support: the water bill, the internet bill, everything. If we double the tips goal, he will use soap.

Not too far off with the last point, when he played Pirate warriors 1 he called Luffy the Monkey King. He said he stopped around Skypeia so like 90% of the series he's not going to know about, He won't know Franky or Brook, he won't know gear 2nd, hell he won't even know what the sunny is.

He's totally going to cringe at Nami's happiness punch attack.

IIRC he also complained about realism somewhere around the Merry and Sogeking part because he was losing to a boss. He also lost to the Impel Down boss a lot and complained a lot there.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

'Dear Slayer, I DM'd you but you still ain't respondin'. I left my paypal, patreon and sub link at the bottom. '

Jesus he looks rough in that short. It's like he ages several years for each human year. Wait a minute...

'Pigs age at a rate of 5 years to every human year.' Oh, makes sense.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Here's hoping Slayer chose not to support the pig anymore.

 

[Dona Morte]

Phil listen.
Time to innovate.
Put that camera up to your face and cover the half the screen.
Also refuse to start the game until you reach 50$.
Ask people to pay you to turn off the camera and to play.
Go full LTG.
Do it.

 

[Summoned Demon]

Here's hoping Slayer chose not to support the pig anymore.

Well all we've gotten from him recently is that he nuked his videos of Phil reacting to kpop on his channel. I don't think it was because people were indiscreetly making fun of him for paying Phil to react to that cringe stuff, maybe he has had enough of Phil, for now...

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Well all we've gotten from him recently is that he nuked his videos of Phil reacting to kpop on his channel. I don't think it was because people were indiscreetly making fun of him for paying Phil to react to that cringe stuff, maybe he has had enough of Phil, for now...

I can still see them? The dsp react to kpop is still up.

 

[JPG]

Buy in Buy in Buy in Buy in

DSP's $26 One Piece Odyssey Demo cope rant (w/ bonus Judgy segment)

DSP only gets $26 for playing the One Piece Odyssey demo, and goes on a cope rant about how he needs buy-in from his audience to determine whether he should ...

www.youtube.com

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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It's almost fascinating how he's slowly gotten uglier over the years. It shouldn't even be possible to look this bad, but in Phil's case, he somehow manages to(occasionally)achieve the impossible.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

What happens first philburt has an epiphany and turns his life around or philburt has an offspring?

 

[ZehnBoat]

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no part of his face is symmetrical nor horizontal

 

[Bigbadyeet]

What happens first philburt has an epiphany and turns his life around or philburt has an offspring?

Both of these things are so out of the realm of possibility.. but it would have to be the first one.

Khet has probably eaten herself into infertility for one, Phil probably has no T, no sex drive, ED and his swimmers are probably as lazy as him.
And they would have to be sleeping in the same room.. so basically impossible.

 

[AIKA]

What happens first philburt has an epiphany and turns his life around or philburt has an offspring?

Any of those would happen the same day Null can move back to the US and the Farms are never attacked again over bullshit.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Lol didn't finish RE1 in the stream like he said he would.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Lol didn't finish RE1 in the stream like he said he would.

Holy shit, I need to know his completion time just so I can do a blind re-run of the game to compare times and laugh at the pig for science

 

[MAWBD2]

What happens first philburt has an epiphany and turns his life around or philburt has an offspring?

He needs to have sex with this horse first if he wants an offspring.