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You make sixteen chilis, and what do you get? Your right arm deader, and buried in debt.St. Peter don't call me, cause I can't go... I owe my soul to the HarvestRight sto'.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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You make sixteen chilis, and what do you get? Your right arm deader, and buried in debt.St. Peter don't call me, cause I can't go... I owe my soul to the HarvestRight sto'.
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Jack Scalfani and the Magical Disappearing Gentleman Jack:
0:18 fresh bottle
4:08 “a little extra Jack from the last time I “cooked””
6:08 “the last bit of the old bottle”
8:27
In the time it took to cook burger and onions he literally drank 1/5 of the bottle supplementary to using the “old” bottle purely for cooking purposes.
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Very good video from the Duck Man here. I actually own a Magic Bullet still, and while it does have some faults to it, it's a good little processor. Only big issues are they're a bit fragile in terms of how hard you push to activate them and the amount they can work on is a bit too small sometimes.
Jack here basically got super pissed that he fucked up cooking an omelet, and due to his crippling Cluster B personality disorder assigned blame to the product. Then, because he couldn't be fucked to rewatch and chart how much of each ingredient was used, fucked up the proportions. Then to top it all off, he either got impatient and did not let the items blend to their full time. Whether or not he did this purposefully so he can fail it or not is uncertain, since he is a cunt who will try and look for things to fail something on if he's pissy.
He also almost broke the fucking thing too btw. You hear the motor whine when he began lashing out like a baby because he didn't get the onion all pulpy since he was putting too much pressure and twisting it.
He's a lazy slob who doesn't want to waste time reading shit, and then justifies it with the stupid sitcoms to himself because he needs to identify as a man and not a dicksucking hyper faggot from Cali.
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What's especially funny about Jack's comment is that it pairs perfectly with his delusion of being a "real" Youtuber. If he were somebody that actually put a lot of effort into his channel, I could at least consider the possibility that this kind of work isn't all that glamorous. Creating ideas, shooting video, editing, interacting with the audience, dealing with Youtube's bullshit etc. Jack, however, hasn't worked any kind of real job in forever.
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Those things are designed to be used in short spurts. I used one once and when tried to get something to blend properly could smell the electronics burning. They're cheap as fuck.
That's WAY too much to be used for that recipe anyway. A splash is all it takes in your onions but this stroked out faggot has to pour almost half the bottle in.
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Yeah not to mention if we look at bigger channels, they have a lot of people working for them whether so there is an understanding it is a real job to them when they have a team to pay. Jack on the other hand is just a lazy chef who just steals a recipe online and half asses it, the only person who probably helps him is Tammy because of his stroke arm.
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Thank you for posting this, I've never seen jack vlogs before and these are great. Jack is the only lolcow my husband "follows" and these are great edits.
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New Jag. Poor Man's Brisket. Probably one of the better things ever cooked on Jack's channel, notably he barely touches the food in it.
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I honestly don't really think that Jack is an alcoholic maniac. But again, this guy seems invisible so I wouldn't be suprised if he would survive a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every day
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Just goes to show Jagoff is a terrible cook. When somebody else on his show does all the work it comes out looking better.
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Can somebody spare me having to suffer through a video and tell me how this brisket is a "poorman's tips & tricks"?
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JACK YOU FUCKING STROKE BRAINED RETARD. THERE'S FRESH SIRACHCA RIGHT THERE. QUIT USING THE ROTTEN BLACK BOTTLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
that bottle is probably just as old but only looks newer because it isn't open.
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It's chuck and not brisket.
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Is chuck roast cheaper than brisket nowadays?
I really only pay attention when I see them on sale, and then they seem more or less not much different in price.
He's back with another BULLSHIT review, with discount Ralph Ciffaretto.
first youtube comment: "Tammy's new haircut looks great!" The dog begs youtube to end her pain.
butchus paper
Jack condescends with the hypothetical. How can anyone stand to not punch the clown?
Ralph suffers for our enjoyment. (I refuse to call him Rob.)
Jack has a rotten Tabasco to go with the ancient Sriracha, and weirdly enough, a fresh bottle of Sriracha? Either way, we get an insight into the shit mine of spice hoard.
I've had Tabasco have the vinegar separate, but his is blackened.
Ralph seasons in moderation, using teaspoons. I wonder how much backseat Jack seethed over that.
Chili powder doesn't really kick, I'd say Cayenne would have been the appropriate spice, but these are a midwesterner and a cosplay midwesterner.
Full penetration.
Ralph actually has a point, bluetooth pairing has a bullshit lag time.
8:50 in they finally get the meat on the grill, when it should be in the third minute.
Organ cooler of filth.
wireles propes. buy prope.
Ralph does a better product review than "prope gud buy prope"
Jak juices himself, he really is a regarded fat kid. He's really in top form short bus fat kid mode.
He finally found a daddy to cook for him.
first youtube comment: "Tammy's new haircut looks great!" The dog begs youtube to end her pain.
butchus paper
Jack condescends with the hypothetical. How can anyone stand to not punch the clown?
Ralph suffers for our enjoyment. (I refuse to call him Rob.)
Jack has a rotten Tabasco to go with the ancient Sriracha, and weirdly enough, a fresh bottle of Sriracha? Either way, we get an insight into the shit mine of spice hoard.
I've had Tabasco have the vinegar separate, but his is blackened.
Ralph seasons in moderation, using teaspoons. I wonder how much backseat Jack seethed over that.
Chili powder doesn't really kick, I'd say Cayenne would have been the appropriate spice, but these are a midwesterner and a cosplay midwesterner.
Full penetration.
Ralph actually has a point, bluetooth pairing has a bullshit lag time.
8:50 in they finally get the meat on the grill, when it should be in the third minute.
Organ cooler of filth.
wireles propes. buy prope.
Ralph does a better product review than "prope gud buy prope"
Jak juices himself, he really is a regarded fat kid. He's really in top form short bus fat kid mode.
He finally found a daddy to cook for him.
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Although he uses the Turnstile shotgun mic (which enters the top of the frame in the second kitchen segment), this sounds noticeably worse than previous videos. The noise floor is clearly audible. This makes me think that he had to increase the gain in post-production because his levels were too low. Not sure if that is user error or if the mic wasn't designed for this situation, but either way it's once again a terrible representation of the Turnstile brand.
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It's because brisket is expensive and Jagoff wants as much meat in his maw as he can get.
And because it's an excuse to flirt with his friend and have mad gay buttsex when TamHam is getting plowed by Jim Traynor.
Not by much but chuck is usually a couple dollars less per pound. Chuck has always been a cheaper cut because it needs to be cooked low and slow and until BBQ really started to pick up steam brisket was also not an expensive cut. But as demand increased so did the price. And since beef prices have gone up since COVID started Jagoff is looking for ways to eat as much as he did before but TamHam is tightening the purse strings. Otherwise he'd have just gotten a brisket.
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Looks like someone hurt his feelings again.
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Goes to show Jacks business acumen - He's both assuming that youtube doesn't want hate engagement (Hint, they do, thats ad views still) and that there aren't people who'd pay a couple bucks a month to hate on his videos in a situation where he can't delete the posts. Youtube wouldn't consider honest statements about video content hate, and if someones paying for it, youtube will ensure Jack loses his moderation access FAST if he's driving people to cancel their billing.