Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[WarehouseKiwi]

Talk about ear rape. Can't sing. Can't even sing in tune. Acting like some guy he's never known is somehow the most important person in his life.

Years later, I still can't decide which is worse: the Iwata performance, or the song he sang in dedication to his dead father:

My Last Regrets ~ In Memory Of A Great Man

A cover of Ayana's OP to the anime Kanon, sung by me.

soundcloud.com

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

It always shocks me how many new people come into this thread and discover chibi for the first time. Seeing people discover the iwata funeral, or the arguments with his mom or other classic moments makes me realize that I’ve been following this dude for eight fucking years. And yet, he’s never changed. Sgdq 2014 feels like yesterday because he’s still the same person he was when he sat on that couch. The same humor, the same mannerisms.

I can only imagine how the people who knew him back in the moon collar days feel.

For any new fags reading the thread, I seriously recommend reading through the entire thread. Even just jump from highlight to highlight. Shit like this happens constantly and this Japan arc is no where near the cringiest he's gotten.

Spoiler

You also save us from having old shit reposted.

This is one of the very few threads where I actually read each page. Chibi is becoming people's favourite lolcow for a reason, you won't regret giving his thread a deep dive!

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

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Same pouty face from when he was told to be quiet.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

This is exactly what I was thinking, why does he not use headphones at night at least?

He didn't use headphones back when his mom stormed into the basement to bitch at him for his loud speedrunning at 3am either. I think he genuinely has no comprehension of the fact that him being a loud nuisance late into the night bothers other people.

HOLY SHIT this isn't real is it?!

Now I understand why you guys like Chibi. I only really knew him from the GDQ stuff with Caveman, not muting his mic while having an argument with his mom, and he had a DSP moment of jerking off on stream right or am I mismembering that?

Either way, I need to do my reps on Chibi and this recent venture to Japan has encouraged me to keep an eye on him!

It is very real, and very autistic. Chibi has a very long internet history and it's pretty much all just shit like this, it's why he's so damn funny. The earliest Chibi content I know of is the dark energy moon collar video from around 2009, but I'm sure there's more on him from previous years that I just haven't looked into.

If you're interested, scroll through some of the highlights earlier on in this thread, and check out the Mr. Metokur or DeadwingDork streams. They're kind of outdated now but still cover a lot of Chibi's most unintentionally hilarious fuck-ups.

Years later, I still can't decide which is worse: the Iwata performance, or the song he sang in dedication to his dead father:

My Last Regrets ~ In Memory Of A Great Man

A cover of Ayana's OP to the anime Kanon, sung by me.

soundcloud.com

Oh yeah, I remember seeing a post about this in the thread and I never looked further into it. Is it true he really sang an anime OP at his father's funeral?

The poster who mentioned it (I have no idea where that post is now btw) said that Chibi's autistic fixation on anime was a tender point of his relationship with his late father, so the absolute audacity and complete lack of awareness required for him to pull a stunt like that... Fuck. Chibi's dad must have been a murderer or rapist in a past life to end up with a fate like this.

 

[Alex Yiik]

Seeing that Iwata memorial followed by the sitewide banner at the top of the screen had me singing Pollyanna with the lyrics just being "total total retard war" over and over again.
Maybe I'll perform it for the site's memorial service when the Internet is permanently lower-cased.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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I imagine Adam's smug face is some sort of hate crime

I'm just imagining the cold sweat breaking out on this woman's forehead when she realised who she'd responded to.

Also textbook Cheebz here not acknowledging she was clearly uncomfortable and steamrolling ahead with the creepy over-familiarity. Classic.

It always shocks me how many new people come into this thread and discover chibi for the first time. Seeing people discover the iwata funeral, or the arguments with his mom or other classic moments makes me realize that I’ve been following this dude for eight fucking years. And yet, he’s never changed. Sgdq 2014 feels like yesterday because he’s still the same person he was when he sat on that couch. The same humor, the same mannerisms.

I can only imagine how the people who knew him back in the moon collar days feel.

The enduring quality of Chibi's history is those clips never get old. 'I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet' is still an amazing putdown, him singing a song for a dead CEO is still hilarious, him arguing with his mom because he refuses to stop BING BING WAHOO-ing at 2am is still enjoyably infuriating...no matter how many times I see Chibi's greatest hits they still hit the same as the first time.

His cringe is truly evergreen.

 

[DennisReynolds]

Years later, I still can't decide which is worse: the Iwata performance, or the song he sang in dedication to his dead father:

My Last Regrets ~ In Memory Of A Great Man

A cover of Ayana's OP to the anime Kanon, sung by me.

soundcloud.com

The fact he sang this or another animu song at his dad's funeral makes it so much worse. I'm surprised he doesn't use his passing for asspats more often, imagine all the pity he could get. I'd like to think he has more respect than that, but he probably just forgot/doesn't give a shit.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

The fact he sang this or another animu song at his dad's funeral makes it so much worse. I'm surprised he doesn't use his passing for asspats more often, imagine all the pity he could get. I'd like to think he has more respect than that, but he probably just forgot/doesn't give a shit.

If big als story is to be believed, he hooked up a projector above his dads coffin and played a bleach amv while singing the song

 

[AskeDead]

welcome to the chibi cult newfriends. please read the thread fully or at least skim the highlights. chibi is a lot of our favorite lolcows for good reason.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Someday, i want a youtuber like GenoSamuel to do a documentary series on Chibi because I think everyone deserves to know about the story of this little retard <3

 

[McSneaks]

It always shocks me how many new people come into this thread and discover chibi for the first time. Seeing people discover the iwata funeral, or the arguments with his mom or other classic moments makes me realize that I’ve been following this dude for eight fucking years. And yet, he’s never changed. Sgdq 2014 feels like yesterday because he’s still the same person he was when he sat on that couch. The same humor, the same mannerisms.

I can only imagine how the people who knew him back in the moon collar days feel.

IT'S BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET HIM CHANGE!!!!11!!!


Fucking magnets, how do they work

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Same pouty face from when he was told to be quiet.

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That whole thing never fails NOT to be funny. You can just smell the desperation to be liked and the following disappointment after being told to shut up.

Granted it's a gathering of nerds so it's got to be smelling pretty ripe to begin with.

It is very real, and very autistic. Chibi has a very long internet history and it's pretty much all just shit like this, it's why he's so damn funny. The earliest Chibi content I know of is the dark energy moon collar video from around 2009, but I'm sure there's more on him from previous years that I just haven't looked into.

First time I saw that the fact that he said he fell unconscious every time he took it off meant I knew this guy was going to be in it for the long run.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

I just noticed today that Chibi got an influx of new followers on his twitter account.



Does anyone know what's happening here?

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

I just noticed today that Chibi got an influx of new followers on his twitter account.

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Does anyone know what's happening here?

110% Twitter bots. They have no tweets on their accounts. Chibi must have triggered them somehow

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I just noticed today that Chibi got an influx of new followers on his twitter account.

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Does anyone know what's happening here?

They all have hundreds, usually over a thousand follows. Considering they're all of chinky persuasion, I'm guessing Chibi gave out his info to a maid cafe or something else that would make him a known coomer.

On that note, I don't normally check chibi's twitter myself, but it really is incredible how much he thirst posts over e-girls. If you have never checked it yourself I strongly encourage you to, it's a treat. He made more replies to e-girls than he posted about the trip, you get like 3 thots sandwiched between each japan pic. He seems to really be obsessing over this chick, the ramen girl from a couple pages back.

Spoiler: Lewd

>no likes
lmao

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

110% Twitter bots. They have no tweets on their accounts. Chibi must have triggered them somehow

Probably entered his Twitter handle into something in Japan, like maybe he followed some local business/personality, or entered it into some feedback form, etc.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

I just noticed today that Chibi got an influx of new followers on his twitter account.

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Does anyone know what's happening here?

Could be multiple things, looks like bots to me, each has some tweet about meeting their followers for one night stands (one specifically says in Tokyo.)

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Someday, i want a youtuber like GenoSamuel to do a documentary series on Chibi because I think everyone deserves to know about the story of this little retard <3

Idk, the Christory series started out good, and maybe for like ten episodes had acceptable pacing.

But then Geno didn’t want to get off the ride when his quarter ran out, and you started getting 45 minute episodes dedicated to single ERP sessions with trolls. It became unwatchable.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I just noticed today that Chibi got an influx of new followers on his twitter account.

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Does anyone know what's happening here?

My guess is location based spam bots.

 

[TV's Adam West]

We make the joke (or used to) that Chris is the Teflon Tard, nothing ever sticks, but I really think Chibster is a better candidate. In this cancel culture society he desperately tries to ingrain himself with, he's a well known sex pest, deviant, pedophile, other negative words, the only thing people remember him for is "I'd really prefer you be quiet."
He had someone call his mother and explicitly tell her "Your son sent nudes to an underage girl." That is the type of shit that /should/ traumatize people and turn their life around. But for Chibi, it was Tuesday.