Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[Badungus Kabungus]

Hey Z bots with your MATIs, I found something very special for you two intercepted phone calls with transcripts! First one ruskie trying to dodge his meat shield status second is when 620 Russians blown to giblets by HIMARS bonus giggle about sending a invalid to front


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Cannonfodder:
I am not sure, but it seems we will be withdrawn to Russia then sent back near Kherson after Regroup
So I think if everything in Russia goes as planned, I will not go back
Ill go to fucking Pechenga
They dismiss soldier in battallions when their contractd expire, that's not the case for 200th brigade. Nobody wants to do anything here
Everyone calls it the worst fucking brigade
My friend's husband went there, he served for 3 months and his contract expired.
Officers asked
Will you extend your contract or do you want to shipped home?
He said home and he really got home recently
Yesterday Battalion commander called and asked "Do you want to be dismissed?"
He said that you'd be wise to settle this problem with company commander
Commander said that "If you want to to be dismissed you're free to go, I can't hold you here"
Babushka
I will call the enlisted officer after 11 and ask "What, how and why they can do this"
Cannonfodder
Yes Find out why they bring people home in other brigades after 3 months
They have to answer this question
They throw us so close to Kherson even know it's shit in there!
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Cannon fodder's wife:
Alena's Serega called me.
They were transporting corpses from Makeeva
From the fucking second hospital
He said 610 died in Makeeva
It took twelve trucks to deliver them all.
Cannon Fodder I told you so, but you said 'No only 63 died!"
Cannon Fodder's wife
Why the fuck authorities stay silent about this?
Cannon Fodder
To prevent fucking riots!
Cannon Fodder's Wife
Alenka told me that Serega was just sitting there holding his head.
He felt sick, he just cried.
His friend died in that hospital as well when it was bombed
Cannon Fodder: Fuck I have heard enough
I'm calling you to stop by and honking about that shit, Stop giving me bad news
Cannon fodder's Wife : Nothing much is happening here we're finishing new year's salad, fuck.
Cannon Fodder
I didn't sleep through Putin's speech.
Cannon Fodder's Wife
It was most fucking repulsive speech that I have ever heard
Cannon fodder haha, That's fucking right!
Cannon Fodder's Wife
Do you remember Oksana's that you mentioned who was hospitalized with concussion and fractured eye socket?
That idiot drank a sip of beer on new year's eve
The captain noticed it
He was sent back with all of his injuries with a concussion and a broken eye socket!
They said "He should not have broken the fucking orders!" haha
Oh God when will this be over?
Cannon Fodder
Someday [stress sigh]
Cannon Fodder's wife
Someday? Hahaha

I got to admit these calls got me laughing as I was translating them

Oh no, an anonymous phone call that is certainly not fake and gay, and is certainly not meant to distract from Ukraine's most recent horrific failure.

You're just really bad at being a propagandist, bro. Tell your supervisor to send someone smarter here, this isn't reddit.

For some news, Poland wants to give German tanks to Ukraine, except the Germans haven't actually signed off on it. NATO bros, why are you fighting each other?

Poland plans to give Ukraine Leopard tanks as part of coalition

Poland has decided to send Leopard tanks to Ukraine as part of an international coalition, the Polish president said on Wednesday, as Warsaw seeks to play a leading role in reaching a consensus among Western allies on such support.

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Poland plans to give Ukraine Leopard tanks as part of coalition​

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[1/2] Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskiy and Poland's President Andrzej Duda attend a joint news briefing with Lithuanian President Gitanas Nauseda, amid Russia's attack on Ukraine, in Lviv, Ukraine, January 11, 2023. REUTERS/Pavlo Palamarchuk
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WARSAW, Jan 11 (Reuters) - Poland has decided to send Leopard tanks to Ukraine as part of an international coalition, the Polish president said on Wednesday, as Warsaw seeks to play a leading role in reaching a consensus among Western allies on such support.
Kyiv has been requesting heavy military vehicles such as the German-made Leopard 2, which would represent a significant step-up in Western support to Ukraine.
"A company of Leopard tanks will be handed over as part of coalition-building," Andrzej Duda said during a visit to the western Ukrainian city of Lviv. "We want it to be an international coalition."

A company typically consists of 14 tanks.
Duda said that he hoped that the Polish tanks, together with tanks from other countries, would soon travel to Ukraine.
Speaking alongside Duda, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy said that a joint decision was necessary, as one country would not be able to provide Kyiv with a sufficient number of tanks.
Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki said on Saturday that Poland did not intend to send Leopard tanks to Ukraine without the formation of a broader coalition.

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Any re-export of Leopard tanks requires approval by the government in Berlin.
German Chancellor Olaf Scholz said on Monday that he remained convinced of the need to coordinate weapons deliveries to Ukraine with allies.
However, a German government spokesman said on Wednesday that it was not aware of any requests from its allies to send Leopard battle tanks to Ukraine.

 

[Bungus Scrungus]

Oh yay, fresh meat! How long were the US in Iraq for? Please remind me I forgot

I was addressing all the initial statements that Russia would win in 3 days. For what it's worth, I don't think the US "won" in Iraq, either. I'm just saying if the US could take Baghdad in 3 weeks, why couldn't Russia take Kyiv in a seventh of the time with how strong they are?

 

[Random Internet Person]

Lurk moar, new friend.

Zelinsky was in Lviv very recently. Possible exchange of territory for warm bodies? Bad move on Poland's part if so.

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Not so far-fetched after rumors Z-Man may give Snake Island to Romania.

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Snake Island claim was solved years ago through the international mediation systems, like CIVILIZED PEOPLES of EUROPE, unlike the savages eastwards.
There are no "extremely popular ideas" of a Great Romania in Bucharest, which is under a social democrat-shitlib coalition government that is fully dedicated to US, NATO and the EU. Such claims might have some popular support, but Moldovans themselves are not really desiring a reunification, due to the idiotic Russification of the population, thanks to the abhorrent vatnik state east, they just want into the EU for gibs and safety from the same abhorrent and violent state that has created a vatnik enclave in Transnistria.
Ukraine won't transfer SHIT to Romania, it's in fact caught in a diplomatic spergery with both it and Hungary for a new minority law that is not improving the situation for the Romanians and Hungarians inside Ukraine, which Romania understandably is frustrated about after the help it gave its neighbor. Such idiotic situations are exploited by vatnik propagandists of which there are many, which under the great auspices of freedom of expression should be locked the hell down and the keys thrown away.
And the populations in East Europe, while very sympathetic to the Ukrainian plight, do NOT want to make any moves that could be construed by Russia as "see you're just like us".
Romania is NATO and NATO doesn't desire a "Great' Romania with a border with the vatniklands of Transnistria. Romania also is host to a number of US troops, which would likely be put into the difficult situation of facing against Russian soldiers directly if a chimpout is occurring in Transistria, where the vatniks will be extremely unhappy with a hostile Romania nearby, as it's one of those "fascist states" that allied with the dreaded Nazis for those exact lands.
Nothing of the sort will happen.
Lay off the Telegram spergery.

I'm trying to make sense of this, and it safe to just see this as more of Zelensky antagonizing Russia by placing NATO on its doorstep and pointing more guns at Moscow?

The United States promised the USSR it would not seek to expand NATO. You see what happened, and the consequences. If Daddy America tells the gypsies to jump, they will ask how high.

And let me guess: Russia is leading the charge to stop the US from giving the jump command, because it's clear some places don't want to.

I still believe most of NATO used Ukraine as a cheap way to dispose of old equipment. Why pay for decommissioning when some hohlol can decomission some vatnik conscripts with it instead. Hohlols who think the current level of equipmemt support will last long term are deluded. Sure theyll probably get a ton of small arms but bigger stuff takes a long time to produce. My guess is Ukraine and Russia will start mass producing cheap chinkshit tier equipment because its easier than spending 6 months building 1 tank to lose it to a faggot with a javelin missile.

Not really the claims of money laundering that's been rampant for years, but I can see why the conflict keeps going and how Zelensky keeps begging.


As for mass producing, hasn't the production capabilities been an issue since Ukraine gets its facilities bombed and Russia has to go completely domestic since there's nobody outside its borders with the means to help them on a wide scale going through with an alliance for production?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Calls by soldiers to their mothers and wives are cooked up? Sounds like ZogBot denial.

In fact you guys motivate me to find more Russian in and out of battlefield hilarity.

I'm having a blast after enjoying being outside and getting fit. Does your life revolve around "Z"?

Cope all you like, since Russian opsec is so shit even a child could locate morons lighting up GPS maps and use unsecured lines for calls.

I have video footage of looters of broke soldiers grabbing washing machines to looting supermarkets. Pick one, I just might start dumping more intercepted calls and video relating to war shenanigans and troop movements.

This thread needs more comedy after all.

This isn't the dunk on Russia thread, that one is in Mass Debates. Still, either give us a source or if you can't (or won't), post it there since, like @Badungus Kabungus said, its just desperate shilling to distract from the Ukie disaster at Soledar and the imminent collapse of Bakhmut I mean Artemovsk

 

[Foltest]

The United States promised the USSR it would not seek to expand NATO. You see what happened, and the consequences. If Daddy America tells the gypsies to jump, they will ask how high.

They did not promised that!
Stop fucking spread this fucking lie!
There was no fucking agreement.
Can you please stop being a dishonest twat, or is that too hard for you?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

As one might guess, said price caps were at $60/barrel. So basically, because Russia said "lol no," to the $60/barrel caps, American journoswine are absolutely seething and trying to say 60 is the floor price they need to make a profit which isn't true, and are trying to say they're not getting $60/barrel, which is also not true.

Western sources quote $40

Even without buying Russian oil, the price cap still impacts the price that non G8 G7 nations pay, as nearly every insurer of seagoing transit resides in a G7 nation.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Western sources quote $40

Even without buying Russian oil, the price cap still impacts the price that non G8 G7 nations pay, as nearly every insurer of seagoing transit resides in a G7 nation.

>Western sources quote $40
Lol okay and those sources are obviously not accurate.

 

[Kreitani]

They did not promised that!
Stop fucking spread this fucking lie!
There was no fucking agreement.
Can you please stop being a dishonest twat, or is that too hard for you?

Xhe is retarded.What did you expect?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Another update, the head clown is in Lvov right now, meeting his Polish equivalent. Bros, is Zelya finally going to apologize to Poland?

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This isn't the dunk on Russia thread, that one is in Mass Debates. Still, either give us a source or if you can't (or won't), post it there since, like @Badungus Kabungus said, its just desperate shilling to distract from the Ukie disaster at Soledar and the imminent collapse of Bakhmut I mean Artemovsk

It's pretty noticeable that as soon as Ukraine shat the bed once again, this thread got inundated with low IQ NAFO propaganda and pure crystallized /k/ope. I'm just wondering how many of them are doing it for free.

Edit: Hey look, they dug up one of the bong mercenaries who was lost in Soledar. Lucky bastard, Wagner didn't get him.

Chris Parry from Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom. The British mercenary/volunteer was discovered under some rubble in Soledar before dawn on January 10 in poor condition.

He has a fracture in the eye socket and a broken nose. He was also dehydrated and with several broken bones

Andrew Bagshaw, the other mercenary/volunteer is still lost.

ENTRE GUERRAS

🇷🇺🇺🇦🇬🇧 Chris Parry de Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, Reino Unido. El mercenario/voluntario británico fue descubierto bajo unos escombros en Soledar el 10 de enero por la madrugada en malas condiciones. Tiene una fractura en la cuenca del ojo y la nariz rota. Además se encontraba deshidratado y...

t.me

 

[Random Internet Person]

They did not promised that!
Stop fucking spread this fucking lie!
There was no fucking agreement.
Can you please stop being a dishonest twat, or is that too hard for you?

It's the Thunderdome, man. People will believe almost anything here if it makes the US Government look bad.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

>Western sources quote $40
Lol okay and those sources are obviously not accurate.

Accurate enough to force Russian oil to cut production in an attempt to delay the inevitable industry collapse that happened in the 90’s.

Except instead of the west, China would have to bail them out, further solidifying the Kremlin’s role as Beijing’s bitch.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

They did not promised that!
Stop fucking spread this fucking lie!
There was no fucking agreement.
Can you please stop being a dishonest twat, or is that too hard for you?

Look, it's obvious you took the short bus so just read these posts, and ask mommy to make you some cocoa to take with your meds.
and
lol calm down

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russian-invasion-of-ukraine-megathread.128094/post-14210515

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russian-invasion-of-ukraine-megathread.128094/post-14210694

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russian-invasion-of-ukraine-megathread.128094/post-14210944

 

[CaptainAutism69]

I was addressing all the initial statements that Russia would win in 3 days.

Find me a Russian source that claims Russia would win in three days.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Accurate enough to force Russian oil to cut production in an attempt to delay the inevitable industry collapse that happened in the 90’s.

Except instead of the west, China would have to bail them out, further solidifying the Kremlin’s role as Beijing’s bitch.

This is some seriously delusional shit. China "bailing out" Russia would just means Russia takes a slight hit to profits and sells it to China at a slightly lower than market price. China and India alone consume enough oil for the entire Russian oil market. This has the net effect of lowering the price of oil all over the world because now two of the biggest consumers are getting it at a discount no one else is getting. This means countries like Saudi Arabia will naturally cut production to bring the price back up. We've been down this road before and not that long ago. Remember a couple of years back when oil was selling for negative a barrel because Russia and Saudi Arabia both accused each other of putting too much oil on the market?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Time for more Lancet videos. This time the victims are two Polish 155mm Krab artillery systems. Check out that ammo detonation.

For all you World of Tanks fans, here's some primo T90M footage, working in an urban environment, did not specify where exactly. Can see some direct strikes against Ukrainian positions. Can't wait to have a go at some ancient Polish Leopards 2PLs.

From https://t.me/tankist4/677

 

[Glowie]

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This isn't the dunk on Russia thread, that one is in Mass Debates. Still, either give us a source or if you can't (or won't), post it there since, like @Badungus Kabungus said, its just desperate shilling to distract from the Ukie disaster at Soledar and the imminent collapse of Bakhmut I mean Artemovsk

Ignoring immense losses in Russia's army isn't related at all, everything is fake and gay. Russian army isn't a mess.
Soldiers must have full on dox on their call to be legit.
Russians projecting failed invasion from the onset, now stuck in quagmire and celebrating victory of single town while bodies piled up faster than in ten years of Iraq war. Crippled economically and corrupt inside.

Only Russia is right, am I right? No state propaganda or misinformation.

Digging without motive outside for personal amusement.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Ignoring immense losses in Russia's army isn't related at all, everything is fake and gay. Russian army isn't a mess.
Soldiers must have full on dox on their call to be legit.
Russians projecting failed invasion from the onset, now stuck in quagmire and celebrating victory of single town while bodies piled up faster than in ten years of Iraq war. Crippled economically and corrupt inside.

Only Russia is right, am I right? No state propaganda or misinformation.

Digging without motive outside for personal amusement.

Russia didn't lose 14 battalions at Soledar, Ukraine did.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Ignoring immense losses in Russia's army isn't related at all, everything is fake and gay. Russian army isn't a mess.
Soldiers must have full on dox on their call to be legit.
Russians projecting failed invasion from the onset, now stuck in quagmire and celebrating victory of single town while bodies piled up faster than in ten years of Iraq war. Crippled economically and corrupt inside.

Only Russia is right, am I right? No state propaganda or misinformation.

Digging without motive outside for personal amusement.

Bro, despite your repeated claims of doing this for your personal amusement and not on behalf of some shitty European propaganda rag, you don't sound like you're having fun at all. Take a chill pill, go touch grass.

For some more news, an orthodox church in Volyn got set on fire by Ukrainian fascists.

In the village of Ovadne, Volyn region.

For the rector's refusal to move from the Moscow to the Kiev Patriarchate, the Ukranian Nationalists set fire to the Holy Ascension Church.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

China "bailing out" Russia would just means Russia takes a slight hit to profits and sells it to China at a slightly lower than market price.

Russia is already China’s vassal state.

China bailing out Russia’s energy sector would simply destroy the final remnants of any sphere of influence left behind by the USSR.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So general retreat got replaced by Gerasimov of all of the generals.
Summary for those who didn't follow his actions:
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So much for general Armageddon lolmao.

This is an American forum. Please, at the very least, provide a translation for those who don't speak Russian.

And Austria is the successor state to Austria-hungary, but that doesn't mean they get to reconquer the balkans and block any alliance between western europe and italy.

You managed to miss my point entirely, though even in this you are historically incorrect. Austria being a successor to Austria-Hungary means it gets legitimate claims to those lands. It doesn't mean the neighbours will allow Austria to invade them, though invasion, by it's nature is not an action of permission.

"Promises" made at these things amount to nothing, unless the diplomatic corps' of the participants get it in writing and signed away.

Why does the West and its supporters always try to jew their way out of everything? "No, we aren't violating our religion, because technically we didn't say God, we said G-d", "No, we aren't at war with Russia, we are only sending our troops there, sending equipment and weaponry, giving Ukraine intelligence on where to fire their guns, we repair their weapons, we train them, etc, but technically we aren't at war! Just like there was never technically the Vietnam war, or Iraq, or how we technically aren't at war with Syria, or how technically us bombing civilians isn't a war crime, because we technically aren't at war", "No, see, technically we have no obligation because", technically this, technically that, it's all just stealing the jewish religion argument.

If your biggest rebutal is that US promises are worthless, than that's not the own you think it is. (Btw, US doesn't obey treaties either (nor does any other country that can afford to) )