Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Art does give off a weird vibe. It's like he's trying to humiliate his wife by posting her lewds everywhere, but instead people laugh at him instead of her and it drives him crazy.

Well, she's posting her lewds too. She's on board with all of this.

He's sperging out as people here and elsewhere mock the both of them. Her for wanting to share her lewds, and him for being cool with it.

It's fascinating to me to watch cucks sperg out. They could stop all of this if Art and his wife just left, but then that would constitute defeat because his wife wouldn't be sharing her lewds anymore. Not that there aren't plenty of other communities where they could do this shit. I dunno why they picked Rekieta, or why they're still there while it's being watched closely, unless they also have a humiliation fetish.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

11:36pm central time and Nick has received $6 in superchats on Rumble so far.

For what it is worth, the superchat metric breaks down when your userbase have moved to a subscription model; a model which Nick has very openly said he wants his fans to move to and which a lot of his fans have moved to.

It gives him a more predictable income and it takes way more steps to cancel than simply not superchatting. I am sure the Spoony Effect will kick in and Nick will have a whole income from people that forgot to unsubscribe.

 

[Mackiavelli13]

Digging and digging and digging his way down to lolcown status.

 

[JCDenthog]

Shameful that Nick isn't hiring renowned legendary lawyer Ty Beard in his lolsuit with Montagraph

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

But how will he ever find time to do that? He's already at his wit's end from driving his kids to activities to the point he can't go on beach benders anytime he wants. Now you want him to drive to a church too?!

Yes.

He's obligated to 3 streams a week that start on Youtube, switch to Rumble, and finally ends in a stinger on Locals. (I think that's the current deal, but I'm not positive). Let's say he still does casual stream on Fridays, and Monday he still has DnD. That leaves the weekend like every other normal 8-5 job. He doesn't have time to do shit because he spends all his spare time on social media. Some is necessary for us job, most of it isn't.

Think of how much time he would save if he really stopped reading his thread?

 

[mindlessobserver]

@Min

Good Point. @mindlessobserver The Futurama bits are a little distracting and you could use some examples of Rekieta trying to be clean (like the @FROG v. Jason Yungbluth debate Rekieta blew up on Yungbluth for swearing), maybe some sagely advice from the Chad Dad streams and making fun of degenerates like Jack Murphy. Also a short summary of who Drexel is would be helpful.

Up to.my elbows in RL work atm, but I am planning to make some edits here tomorrow.

 

[Kopasea]

I dunno why they picked Rekieta, or why they're still there while it's being watched closely, unless they also have a humiliation fetish.

Art has claimed that he and Nick worked together previously. According to Cynthia, Art and/or EgalitarianBitch is texting Nick about what's going on in Locals. The reason they picked Nick is because they know him closely.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Pulled from another thread, this is Nick's future if he doesn't get control of himself.

Spoiler: Lolbertarian

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

New Elissa Clips video just dropped "Rekieta's Midlife Crisis is Intentional"

 

[Swole McPole]

Up to.my elbows in RL work atm, but I am planning to make some edits here tomorrow.

I was initially reluctant to post this because you've done so much work on it, I didn't want to discourage you -- but:

I also found the Futurama stuff distracting. The story is funny enough as it is. It didn't need you trying to add additional comedy material on the top. Just tell the story straight. Really, your job is just to provide the context that explains the madness contained in the clips and links. You do a great job of this when that's all you do, but when you start inserting yourself and your own personality into the story, it really detracts from the stuff that's important.

Don't be discouraged though. You made a great start. It's an epic story. Just telling it straight will secure your place in lolcow history.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

New Elissa Clips video just dropped "Rekieta's Midlife Crisis is Intentional"

We get it balldo lawyer you resent your kids. You didn’t have to spell it out for us. We’ve been talking about it for a while

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Nick says the Montegraph lawsuit is coming. That's all fine and dandy. However he says he's contemplating a GoFundMe for the legal costs. This will legit turn me into a-log if he does this. You  just bought a fucking mustang out of season and you're gonna beg for money from your audience? Seriously fuck off.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

With how fast his life is spiraling out of control, how long until we have a sex tape with Nick just sitting in the corner watching the action happening?

 

[Cin Red]

Nick says the Montegraph lawsuit is coming. That's all fine and dandy. However he says he's contemplating a GoFundMe for the legal costs. This will legit turn me into a-log if he does this. You  just bought a fucking mustang out of season and you're gonna beg for money from your audience? Seriously fuck off.

We're gonna need that clip of him blasting Ron Toye for tweeting about that 80k car he was thinking of buying right before the lawsuit.

 

[AnOminous]

EDIT: Adding these that just popped up. They are so close to self-awareness of their harem leader.

"It's NAAAAWT TROOOO! I bet YOU are the one posting your titties and ass on Locals, not ME!"

 

[JCDenthog]

Montagraph should open a gofundme for his legal expenses and capitalize on the ayylawg market

 

[Lidl Drip]

New Elissa Clips video just dropped "Rekieta's Midlife Crisis is Intentional"

Did Lady Rackets get pregnant on their first date? Was she already 9 months pregnant when they met? He makes it sound like they never got to have a dating phase without kids at all. I am glad they get to have more time for each other now that the kids are older buy why can't they do that without sharing it with others? Why does the world need to know that you haven't fucked your wife in years and are now finally doing it again? Good for you but also... We don't need to know. And this doesn't explain why he is soliciting nudes on Locals and encouraging parasocial relationships with fangirls. If he doesn't plan to cheat on his wife then why do that? If rediscovering the love/lust for your wife is so great why do you want to see your fans naked? It just doesn't check out.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's utterly bizarre to me that he's so MATI at Claire.

Really makes you think that if a bigger content creator were covering this, he'd be having a complete thermonuclear meltdown.

Quick, someone call, Ke-Ke-Ke-KEEMSTAR!

Spoiler: Note

Do not actually call / notify Keem, even though it would be funny.

 

[sum ting wong]

Nick says the Montegraph lawsuit is coming. That's all fine and dandy. However he says he's contemplating a GoFundMe for the legal costs. This will legit turn me into a-log if he does this. You  just bought a fucking mustang out of season and you're gonna beg for money from your audience? Seriously fuck off.

Not to mention he's going to be streaming and talking about it a bunch, no doubt making bank from super chats.

 

[mailfrawd]

Nick says the Montegraph lawsuit is coming. That's all fine and dandy. However he says he's contemplating a GoFundMe for the legal costs. This will legit turn me into a-log if he does this. You  just bought a fucking mustang out of season and you're gonna beg for money from your audience? Seriously fuck off.

Same. What a douchenozzle, buys a midlife-crisis-mobile and then has the audacity to e-beg his audience for legal support? Fuck this dude, in the ear.