Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[Kendall Motor Oil]

One thing that is equally funny as it is disturbing is how similar Gonzo sounds to the yokels in the other Russian/Ukraine war thread.

That sounds like peak YouTube autism.

They sound like they go on /pol/ daily for their war news and drip of Russia copium. You'd have to be really deep in the /pol/ brain rot to support russia's government as a Westerner or Western resident.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Holy shit this is such low effort shit hahahahahahaha
"610 died in Makeyevka" hahahahaha literally citing official Ukr MoD numbers hahahahahahaha
Funny how Russians are so eager to talk about Ukraine's latest PR victories and propaganda claims.

The part about Putin's speech made me lol the hardest. Why didn't they throw in a "I heard Putin has cancer and parkinson's" while they were at ir

Holy shit this is such low effort shit hahahahahahaha
"610 died in Makeyevka" hahahahaha literally citing official Ukr MoD numbers hahahahahahaha
Funny how Russians are so eager to talk about Ukraine's latest PR victories and propaganda claims.

The part about Putin's speech made me lol the hardest. Why didn't they throw in a "I heard Putin has cancer and parkinson's" while they were at it?

It got cut off, the rest of it goes:

Wife: "I sold washing machine you looted last month, now I have money to feed bear and drink mole tincture"
Mobik: "Sorry wife, that was last one, they say we can't take washing machines home anymore, they need them to take microchips for drones"
Wife: "Oh no, I will now have to sell the trophy asphalt to survive"
Wife & Mobik together: "Oh no, how will we ever live? If only Putin had cancer!"

*curtain falls*
*applause*

You are quoting infowars and telling people this isn't Facebook. lmao
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Bad news, bro. Here's your goynews link:

Ukraine Official Fired Over Handling of Russian Sexual Assault Claims

More than 230 members of Ukraine's parliament voted to remove the official from her post.

www.newsweek.com

According to the online Ukrinform news platform, one member of the Ukrainian parliament, Pavlo Frolov, provided a number of reasons why Denisova was removed, including "the numerous details of 'unnatural sexual offenses' and child sexual abuses in the occupied territories, which were unsupported by evidence and only harmed Ukraine."

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Not understanding why the zogbots are making a huge deal out of another meaningless cabinet shuffle that will not make the life of the average Ukrainian any easier, but just the opposite.

Because if a military is changing its top general, a half a dozen times over 10 months due to failure, it’s a pretty good sign a military is incompetent.

 

[Foltest]

Multiple sources reporting that General Retreat got replaced by chief of the general staff Valery Gerasimov, who is head of the Russian military.
https://archive.md/Hy1kF
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but wait, I thought he was fucking based and would win the war all by himself???

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Because if a military is changing its top general, a half a dozen times over 10 months due to failure, it’s a pretty good sign a military is incompetent.

So far the only failure in the last 10 months goes by the name Zaluzhny.

Also, hearing more chatter about officers and foreign mercenaries fleeing Artemovsk (Bakhmut). If I was a NATO merc I would not want to get captured by Wagner either.

Today's map, looks like another cauldron is back on the menu, boys!

Позывной Брюс

📌Изменение обстановки на Бахмутском направлении по состоянию на 11 января. Штурмовые подразделения ЧВК «Вагнер» взяли под полный контроль южный пригород Бахмута - поселок Опытное. @brussinf

t.me

Russian forces in eastern Bakhmut, Patrice Lubumba Street

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⚡️Сегодня побывал на восточных окраинах Бахмута - улице Патриса Лумумбы Обстановка напряженная, но стабильная. Противник каждый день пытается выбить нас с позиций, особенно, на заводе шампанских вин. Однако все контратаки ВСУ безуспешны. Вчера по результатам их наката уничтожены ~ до 15...

t.me

But it's okay, Ukraine is totally winning because Russia had a cabinet shuffle, right guys? ...right? ...guys?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

So far the only failure in the last 10 months goes by the name Zaluzhny

So then either Putin keeps changing generals because he’s assmad about slow and non existent progress, or the cancer medication is turning him into a military genius.

 

[AgendaPoster]

You are quoting infowars and telling people this isn't Facebook. lmao
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That's expected behavior from somebody that wants Russia to win.
What matters far more here is the funding for Summit News, PJW's outlet, and how artificially or not his opinions on the conflict have formed.
But the Western countries are too cucked to root out obvious propagandists for the enemy in their midst.
For now.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

So then either Putin keeps changing generals because he’s assmad about slow and non existent progress, or the cancer medication is turning him into a military genius.

As long as Ukraine and their paypigs lose the war, why not? You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

That's expected behavior from somebody that wants Russia to win.
What matters far more here is the funding for Summit News, PJW's outlet, and how artificially or not his opinions on the conflict have formed.
But the Western countries are too cucked to root out obvious propagandists for the enemy in their midst.
For now.

> nooo you can't just point our our lies and propaganda
> that makes YOU a propagandist

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Multiple sources reporting that General Retreat got replaced by chief of the general staff Valery Gerasimov, who is head of the Russian military.
https://archive.md/Hy1kF
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We'll see if it shapes up in the future, like many things in this war don't take it at face value but if it's accurate expect to see more info about it in this week.

So far the only failure in the last 10 months goes by the name Zaluzhny.

Also, hearing more chatter about officers and foreign mercenaries fleeing Artemovsk (Bakhmut). If I was a NATO merc I would not want to get captured by Wagner either.

Today's map, looks like another cauldron is back on the menu, boys!
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Позывной Брюс

📌Изменение обстановки на Бахмутском направлении по состоянию на 11 января. Штурмовые подразделения ЧВК «Вагнер» взяли под полный контроль южный пригород Бахмута - поселок Опытное. @brussinf

t.me

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Russian forces in eastern Bakhmut, Patrice Lubumba Street

Позывной Брюс

⚡️Сегодня побывал на восточных окраинах Бахмута - улице Патриса Лумумбы Обстановка напряженная, но стабильная. Противник каждый день пытается выбить нас с позиций, особенно, на заводе шампанских вин. Однако все контратаки ВСУ безуспешны. Вчера по результатам их наката уничтожены ~ до 15...

t.me

But it's okay, Ukraine is totally winning because Russia had a cabinet shuffle, right guys? ...right? ...guys?

Here's what Ukie and Rus shills don't understand, it's simultaneously possible that Ukraine is losing the war slowly, and Russia's military is massively underperforming their domestic expectations and everything that people said about the issues of Russia's military like a corrupt high command, lack of competent NCOs, etc, turned out to be true.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

We'll see if it shapes up in the future, like many things in this war don't take it at face value but if it's accurate expect to see more info about it in this week.

Here's what Ukie and Rus shills don't understand, it's simultaneously possible that Ukraine is losing the war slowly, and Russia's military is massively underperforming their domestic expectations and everything that people said about the issues of Russia's military like a corrupt high command, lack of competent NCOs, etc, turned out to be true.

I'm more interested in the end result, rather than the current state of the Russian army. If the end result is the Russian army improving itself (as we're already seeing with new drones, better tactics, etc) and Ukraine and their paypigs losing, I don't particularly care about the details. A loss is a loss.

Edit: As I said earlier, Gerasimov is only going to ramp up things from here. They'll be missing the days of Surovikin's missile strikes and shitting in bags in the dark.

Jack Posobiec

BREAKING: Russia just deployed 3 submarines and several warships, including an amphibious assault ship in the Black Sea

t.me

 

[JosephStalin]

Ukrainians heading to the USA for training on Patriot missiles.

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2023/01/10/ukrainian-troops-heading-to-oklahoma-for-patriot-missile-training/

https://archive.vn/tcBLg

Was also surprised to see Surovikin replaced. Should have gotten more than 90 days; can take a while to settle in and get the entire picture. As has been stated, a failure of leadership on Putin's part. He doesn't understand there is no quick fix, or perhaps any fix at all, for the Russians in this war.

 

[Ghostse]

The United States promised the USSR it would not seek to expand NATO.

Vatniks continue to to prove they are the dumbest mother fuckers.

When did they do that? What treaty/agreement?

What you fags are parroting is triggered Stalinboos who whinge about a clause in the 1990 Conventional Forces in Europe treaty that set force limits for limits of the number forces both WARPACT and NATO would have, and the number of forces that could be present in specific geographic areas to prevent a dangerous build up of forces that could result in escalations to war. The US (US not NATO) agreed to establish no more permanent (and that's the key) bases in countries that didn't have them already.

Putin suspended Russia from the CFE in 2007, and fully withdrew in 2015, so there is no longer any agreement stopping this.
Putin's attempt to be brave stronk global leader is what allowed this dangerous encrouchment of Russian sovereignty.
The technical academic term for this is a "Serious Self Own"

 

[Butterschmalz]

I'm more interested in the end result, rather than the current state of the Russian army.

And the economic "end results" for Europe. Druzba Pipeline shut down about a week ago:

Germany Stops Importing Oil From Russia Via Pipeline​

So they tried to get their hands on Kazakhstani oil. But:

Kazakhstan Can’t Fill The Void Left By EU Oil Embargo On Russia​

Quote: "Russia acts as the middleman for transporting Kazakhstani oil to global markets, as 96 percent of all oil exports go through Russian territory, meaning that Astana’s ability to export oil is largely dependent on stable relations between the two countries."

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Just a reminder, Surovikin is still the current Commander of the Aerospace Forces and is serving as Gerasimov's deputy. His task was to break Ukrainian infrastructure and morale, and that task has been accomplished. Air strikes are not going to end, of course, but we can expect to see some other big moves coming soon.

Having the right man for the right role at the right time is far more valuable than the optics of it. No time for optics, got a war to win.

 

[AgendaPoster]

> nooo you can't just point our our lies and propaganda
> that makes YOU a propagandist

You can, and the state can deem you undesirable, strip you of your citizenship, and send you packing to Rwanda.
Far too many vatnik-enablers profit from a naive Westoid liberal mindset with muh freedom of speech and the sort, only to push exclusively Kremlin propaganda.
And yes, presenting "truth" without context is propaganda. Selectively picking pieces of news that promote a narrative that's always friendly to Moscow's goals is propaganda.
And since Moscow is sure that it is at war with the West, it makes the vatniks the fucking enemy that should be brutally repressed and suppressed.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Famed socialist professor literally tweeted these things one after another with the utmost lack of self-awareness about which empire is struggling and feeding its elites at the expense of thousands of Russian lives.
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On the second post what is Richard Wolff even fucking saying?

That those that are in the top 40% income category of Americans get 87% of pensions?

Using D.C. as an example, the top 40% of income is about $95,000 a year. That is a veteran (12+ years) GS 11 employee or an mid level GS 12 employee.

Here is what is required as a GS 11 employee:
The educational and experience requirements for most GS-11 government jobs are:

Master's Degree
At least 1 year experience at GS-9 or equivalent

So a professional working in the government for 12 years or more of service with a master's degree making $95,000 a year in Washington DC get more pension benefits than an employee with less service years, experience, responsibilities, and education?

Next we ask HOW the pension system in calculated and it seems to be income and contributions based:

The TSP part of FERS is an account that your agency automatically sets up for you. Each pay period your agency deposits into your account amount equal to 1% of the basic pay you earn for the pay period. You can also make your own contributions to your TSP account and your agency will also make a matching contribution.

I know who Mr. Wolf is but if education experience, and responsibility affect ones income the only possible solution would be to pay everyone the same but that would violate his labor theory of value.

How is this some revelation?

 

[RobotDog]

Poor khokhols, after all the brutal defeats they have been facing in the past months one wonders what are they gonna do once they get cucked out of their precious leopards

But hey, at least they have the millions of western generators and transformers being flooded into the country, and ruZZia running out of missiles, drones, men, tanks, gas, oil... not to mention all the cancer Putin has and all

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

You can, and the state can deem you undesirable, strip you of your citizenship, and send you packing to Rwanda.
Far too many vatnik-enablers profit from a naive Westoid liberal mindset with muh freedom of speech and the sort, only to push exclusively Kremlin propaganda.
And yes, presenting "truth" without context is propaganda. Selectively picking pieces of news that promote a narrative that's always friendly to Moscow's goals is propaganda.
And since Moscow is sure that it is at war with the West, it makes the vatniks the fucking enemy that should be brutally repressed and suppressed.

Sounds like you yearn for the days of communism when you could declare any dissident to be an enemy of the state and make them disappear. Careful with those kind of wishes, they have a tendency to come true. I did predict Russia will make it as far as Romania this time.

Poor khokhols, after all the brutal defeats they have been facing in the past months one wonders what are they gonna do
once they get cucked out of their precious leopards

But hey, at least they have the millions of western generators and transformers being flooded into the country, and ruZZia running out of missiles, drones, men, tanks, gas, oil... not to mention all the cancer Putin has and all
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Oh no, those Bayraktars, Javelins, NLAWs, Gepards, M777s, NASAMS, HIMARS, Bradleys, Leopards are exactly the wunderwaffe that will turn the tide of the war and turn Ukraine's humiliating defeat into a a certain victory!

Just need to find some sober Ukrainian mobiks, fly them to Germany, then find new mobiks after the last batch ran off as not to return to Ukraine, fly them to Germany again under guard, train them to use those tanks, fly them back to Ukraine, find new tanks to replace the ones sold by the mobiks to local farmers, and 12-18 months later Ukraine will have Leopard tanks. If there's still a Ukraine by then, that is.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

That those that are in the top 40% income category of Americans get 87% of pensions?

From what I remember, a significant portion of people don't have a pension plan and pensions have largely been phased out except for government jobs. "Top 40%" is also weasely because nearly half of the country doesn't pay much taxes due to them not working or working minimum wage jobs. There is a bit of a gap between the welfare addicts/dollar general employees and a factory worker. Top 17% of income is something like $110k to further put things into perspective. He would have to claim that everyone should have a pension regardless of their job or income and those pensions should be modified to achieve quality of life "equity".

 

[Mista House]

So far the only failure in the last 10 months goes by the name Zaluzhny.

Also, hearing more chatter about officers and foreign mercenaries fleeing Artemovsk (Bakhmut). If I was a NATO merc I would not want to get captured by Wagner either.

Today's map, looks like another cauldron is back on the menu, boys!
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Позывной Брюс

📌Изменение обстановки на Бахмутском направлении по состоянию на 11 января. Штурмовые подразделения ЧВК «Вагнер» взяли под полный контроль южный пригород Бахмута - поселок Опытное. @brussinf

t.me

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Russian forces in eastern Bakhmut, Patrice Lubumba Street

Позывной Брюс

⚡️Сегодня побывал на восточных окраинах Бахмута - улице Патриса Лумумбы Обстановка напряженная, но стабильная. Противник каждый день пытается выбить нас с позиций, особенно, на заводе шампанских вин. Однако все контратаки ВСУ безуспешны. Вчера по результатам их наката уничтожены ~ до 15...

t.me

But it's okay, Ukraine is totally winning because Russia had a cabinet shuffle, right guys? ...right? ...guys

Didnt the Hohlol special forces chat shit about all the reddit legion because they arrived full of vigour about btfoing the vatniks only to shit their pants and run the moment all the missiles and bombs started dropping. Theres been a few articles in Vice, Washpo and BBC interviewing returning fighters who all complained it was nothing like theyd seen. I guess Ukraine taking 20k volunteers without vetting will inevitably have a real variance on quality. I remember one american who went with no combat or relevant experience who wanted to be a sniper.