Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Some kind of "Fuck Baked Alaska" stream tonight at 6 or 630 EST. Friday night casino fundraiser stream. Saturday night they stream snipe Ralphamania, provided that event even happens. At this rate of grifting even the high roller paypigs must be getting tired of giving. I know I saw one of these retards say they donate on their credit cards. Imagine handing money over to these two and paying it back to a bank with interest lmao
 
Didn’t they do a baked stream not 6 months ago with the same ass clips?

Also I’m late, but the century egg thing showcased how retarded they are. Like throwing pearls amongst swine. A retard ruining food doesn’t make the food item itself bad. They have no idea what good food truly is. Which is insane when you think of PPPs weight. How many chicken nuggets and processed food goes into maintaining it? What is his plastic to blood ratio?

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Didn’t they do a baked stream not 6 months ago with the same ass clips?

Also I’m late, but the century egg thing showcased how retarded they are. Like throwing pearls amongst swine. A retard ruining food doesn’t make the food item itself bad. They have no idea what good food truly is. Which is insane when you think of PPPs weight. How many chicken nuggets and processed food goes into maintaining it? What is his plastic to blood ratio?

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Yeah, century eggs are delicious but they're definitely not healthy. They work very well as an appetiser to bring out more flavours when the main course (or courses, like 20 of them for Asstroon) arrives.

It's an acquired taste like truffles. Fat leaf faggots like Asstonne will whine about how gross it sounds while he pillage stacks of potato chips and processed goyslop like a blast furnace. It's honestly funny to see the fattest of deathfats in the western world whinge about unconventional food as they swallow another box of McNuggets drenched in lard sauce.
 
Remember when they roasted Ralph for having to do 12hr shows to get enough donations.

100% that's the exact reason the kino is now 8hr+ long it's so obvious that they don't have the energy or content to do shows that are this long.

I've never seen someone destroy their online footprint so quickly.

If they had been Doing shows regularly I think the audience would have dropped off. Will PPPs ego allow him to do a show as the audience disappears I can see him view botting his ego just won't take being roasted by Ralph for falling viewer numbers.
 
Just how fucking retarded are the people who watch this garbage?

I just checked a random point in the stream and it went like:

PPP: In this clip Baked gets maced, pretty funny there
Tardski: WOOOOOAAAH chat this clip is craaaaaazy, I remember this clip you won't believe it this clip is soooo good... and the milk! *retarded fake laugh*
*plays the first 5 seconds of the video then pauses again*
Tardski: "Wait real quick, TEN DOLLARS FROM PAYPIGSLAVE420!
PPP: Woooooaaah buddy

Legit unwatchable, how fucking shameless to stop the video for every $10 donation
 
It's like modern Killstream at this point, with PPP sitting on his ass watching random shit for hours and hours on end, getting "totally real" donos thrown his way from his few remaining paypigs.
I guess the grift is starting to run dry. The winter is so cold bros...
You know, when I said it I was mostly joking. But it really is modern killstream now. 10-hour streams to the audience of ~900 people are the new normal.
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And they are still going.

EDIT: 1 hour later...
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talk about diminishing returns
 
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Saw this image in a different thread so I had to make a low effort edit (only took 100 hours in Paint this time) since Zelensky's visage reminded me of someone.

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Come to think of it, aside from their overreliance on hefty American donos, his excellency the president of Ukraine and the co-host of the Kino Casino do have a few other characteristics in common:
  • Their surnames have similar endings (granted in Andy's case that's not his real last name).
  • They both have conspicuously Semitic facial features.
  • Both of them are comedians who incorporate to a significant degree gay humor and innuendo in the way they do comedy.
  • They are currently waging campaigns against either actual Russians or Russia sympathizers ("America" First).
  • And finally, they both do nose candy to keep going.
Nevertheless, despite being internet famous Warski will never be prime minister of Canada, and to his credit Zelenskyy will never be associated with screaming "BEEJAMS!"
 
I find it Ironic, that Warski gets a laugh at Baked Alaska IRL TTS (keem Star Hard R) in random businesses on RV6 tour.
Mean while Warski did the same shit with failure, and got chased through Miami by some random chud's. When Andy's rightful beat down was about to come he called his simp to AIM AIM AIM.
Said Chad's still came to deliver a beat down while Warski screamed Stay The Fuck Back! .... Called 911, and as the police arive take statements, TTS is still rolling with Bangers like they have drugs they have drugs, and TTS Baked alaska's song We love our cops .... Warski what happened to your simp who became a felon to protect your coked up ass?
Warski! .... Pot calling the kettle black, and Ashton what the hell? you going to pretend Warski isn't a bigger retard? I only cought that little bit and laughed at the hypocracy, will time stamp it when and if this stream ever fucking ends

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I finally got around to clipping one of Asstroon Porks' most grotesque and gluttonous fantasies. Hope I find the time to trim down 90% of the rubbish which were nothing but BEEJAMZ HURRR DONOZ LETZZZZ GOO BEEJAMZ.

Hint: it has something to do with felines and food. Of course, it's PPPig, he eats, he eats a lot. No, it's not the feline skewers.
 
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