Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr.Bucket]

Montagraph should open a gofundme for his legal expenses and capitalize on the ayylawg market

At this point I'm more likely to donate to Montagraph than Rekieta's.

 

[Potatoherder]

Anyone know if this clip exists? Sounds too good to be true honestly but also something he could have said.

 

[Justtocheck]

Nick YOU ARE TUMBLING DOWN THE LOLCOWDOM road. It's eerily similar to what happened to Ralph. Let's not forget that at first, Ralph was also a normalish host of a fun talk show who just drank a bit too much sometimes. I'm just waiting for the equivalent of the gunt pic that'll break Nick.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If I remember correctly though he's going to try to get it removed to federal court, so he'd need a lawyer who practices in federal court. Makes sense to have them get admitted pro hac vice to argue the state court doesn't have jurisdiction.

We don't really know enough about the case like the alleged damages to say whether it can be removed to federal court. Nick said nothing about that yesterday. Even so, it's clearly a frivolous case, so the idea that you need "the best" celebrity attorney makes no sense. Same with "I don't want to start a GoFundMe".

Nick has namedropped Randazza before as his preferred lawyer if he ends up having to go to court with the OLPR. If I had to guess, he's introducing Randazza to the audience in case he does, in which case he probably will make a GoFundMe.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The thing I found revealing about the chudstream segment on him, was the initial reaction his wife had to this stuff. It seemed pretty genuine, and that makes me think she's probably just going along with Nick's midlife crisis thinking he'll eventually snap out of it or some shit. It might not be like that, but it wouldn't be the first Lifetime Original™ I've seen where the loving wife goes along with her husband's insanity hoping he'll return to the man she married.

You've got to imagine it's hard. You've finally made your nest. Actually managed to marry a lawyer, which is the fucking jackpot, have a bevy of kids, nice house and suddenly over a decade into it your husband gets a new hobby. A hobby that gets you dragged around the world to go to conventions where your husband gets stepped on by scantily clad whores. Insane BPD bitches are sending him candid photos and to cap it off he's started drinking heavily and is getting into screaming matches with weirdos on the internet.

Doesn't take a genius to figure out where this is going. Incidentally, I remember Rekieta once commenting that his wife was super pissed when she found out what he was doing, and that maybe he should have talked to her first before starting a youtube channel. She came around once she saw the money and how Nick could stay with the kids easier.

 

[iScream into the void]

Anyone know if this clip exists? Sounds too good to be true honestly but also something he could have said.
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Part 1 link here, what Null will do to Nick

Part 2 link here, what Nick will do to Null

 

[Fully eshay skits bruh V3]

Part 1 link here, what Null will do to Nick

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Part 2 link here, what Nick will do to Null

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Oh nonono local bros... we've been had... Drexel please fuck our wives....

 

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I assume he still has the nanny, even though he hasn't talked about her in a hot minute. Even with the nanny, he and LR still supposedly spend a good chunk of time driving their basketball team's worth of kids around to do shit

A basketball team isn't that many, especially when a couple of them are getting old enough to drive others around. I know guys- even white guys- with eight, nine kids. If you're going to have four kids, you might as well keep on having them to make life easier.

 

[AnOminous]

Begging for money after that is pretty brazen stuff for any e-celeb. Similar behavior has killed channels with millions of subs.

It's brazen as fuck but I can't really muster up much outrage. Unlike balldos, cuckoldry, and other degeneracy, the whole grift king thing has been part of his schtick from the outset.

Nick has namedropped Randazza before as his preferred lawyer if he ends up having to go to court with the OLPR. If I had to guess, he's introducing Randazza to the audience in case he does, in which case he probably will make a GoFundMe.

He's definitely one of the best at this sort of thing, if not the best specifically at Internet 1A shit, but tbh Nick could probably handle this himself with a quick removal to federal court followed by a 12(b)(6) and whatever other immediately dispositive motions are appropriate.

That said it usually isn't the best idea to do that even if you probably could do it.

 

[Trianon]

Lol this thread. It's like sitting with a bunch of biddies in the church basement gossiping about that new harlot in the front pew making eyes at the pastor, even though that harlot married the pastor 20 years ago.

If she is focused on ogling her man while he's performing his role as shepherd of God's flock and not on the Word of God, and is distracting in any way, she deserves a sharp reprimand from the entire congregation, and the process is mandated in the Bible, chapter and verse. You fool.

Nick ain't a pastor, he just should know that soliciting lewds and encouraging parasocial behavior is not going to end well for him or his family. A lot of emotional fallout is on the way. If he's serious about clamping down on Discord chaos, he may be able to avoid the worst of it. The main problem is that he wants it to be a free-for-all, but that means there's no orderly process to deal with stuff that's going to get out of control. He just has to step up and make the decision or reap the cringey consequences. That goes for drama and infighting as much as the lewds.

You've got to imagine it's hard. You've finally made your nest. Actually managed to marry a lawyer, which is the fucking jackpot, have a bevy of kids, nice house and suddenly over a decade into it your husband gets a new hobby. A hobby that gets you dragged around the world to go to conventions where your husband gets stepped on by scantily clad whores. Insane BPD bitches are sending him candid photos and to cap it off he's started drinking heavily and is getting into screaming matches with weirdos on the internet.

I'm kind of giving Kayla more benefit of the doubt because she at least stopped sharing stuff online once she realized it could cause blowback. She seems to have an inkling more sense than him, even if she's as enthusiastic about it as him.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's definitely one of the best at this sort of thing, if not the best specifically at Internet 1A shit, but tbh Nick could probably handle this himself with a quick removal to federal court followed by a 12(b)(6) and whatever other immediately dispositive motions are appropriate.

That said it usually isn't the best idea to do that even if you probably could do it.

There's a lot of options in-between going pro se and going with Randazza. A LOT.

I think Randazza might actually be overkill for the shit with Montagraph. I can't help by think he would have never retained Randazza for this if he wasn't considering grifting his audience into paying the bills.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm kind of giving Kayla more benefit of the doubt because she at least stopped sharing stuff online once she realized it could cause blowback. She seems to have an inkling more sense than him, even if she's as enthusiastic about it as him.

She also had no particular reason to know exactly how bad an idea all this is, whereas Nick should be a fucking veteran by now and everything he's doing is everything he used to mock other people for doing, which makes him a fool turning into a lolcow voluntarily.

This is funny but rarely ends well for the cow.

Pride goeth before a fall or whatever that proverb said.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Well Locals has been pretty boring other than some typical gay stuff.
Somebody shows up, mentions Elisa, and shit goes off the hook. 99% sure none of the wine moms read KF. The infighting is insane inside Locals, someone asks a basic question about Elissa, being out of the loop. Then simps and thots start tearing each others eyes out. Great culture there.

Calling it now: If the wine moms find out about KF, it's going to be really bad.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

So Locals chat devolved into talking about how chat is simps. This is probably the most brain breaking thread I've read yet on Locals. People saying and supporting:

• Irony simping
• We can't fix communities turning into faggotry, so why try
• Saying nice tits or ass to women on the internet isn't simping
• We are just having fun, it's not simping or thotery
• Saying nice weather is the equivalent of simping
• Complaining about thottery makes you a cuck
• You can fix the human brains social functions if you just try
• Simping and thottery are meming to make discord fags clutch their pearls

Spoiler: ApexAutist vs Thots and Simps

Also we got some new Sallys, probably taken in her daughter's room again

Spoiler: Sallys

We also got some more jessweg28 who rocks a 5'oclock shadow

Spoiler: jessweg28

Calling it now: If the wine moms find about KF, it's going to be really bad.

I'm honestly surprised they haven't found it yet other than some brief passings. Nick refuses to mention the farms, pretty sure if he did everyone may look at the thread and see all the reciepts. Which there's hundreds upon hundreds of.

 

[snootsnootsnoot]

Nick YOU ARE TUMBLING DOWN THE LOLCOWDOM road. It's eerily similar to what happened to Ralph. Let's not forget that at first, Ralph was also a normalish host of a fun talk show who just drank a bit too much sometimes. I'm just waiting for the equivalent of the gunt pic that'll break Nick.

It's the bottle-ass pic and the ball-do clip. It wasn't an immediate fatal blow but it was the first thing that really seemed to send him on this path of no recovery.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

40's about the starter for a midlife crisis, with 60 about as late for what after that would just be chalked up to senility. If he's seriously been as neurotic about being repressed since he was 18 or so it makes sense that he'd go full freak the instant he felt he had the opportunity.

Oh, ok, I should've said IMO 40 is "too young," particularly for where he is in life. 40 felt very young to me, anyway, regardless of the technical band of "mid-life," and I'd take the L for projecting, but I think calling it that gives it more than its worth:

No argument he seems to be channeling his inner Joe Francis, but a midlife crisis is (classically) about confronting mortality, reckoning up your life, feeling angsty about time passing and legacy, etc. - and then maybe doing stupid stuff in reaction to that fear or anguish or deep conflict. But per Nick, he's not doing anything except celebrating the end of toddlerdom (of his kids). He's barely even had a career (career angst/ceiling is the most common trigger for men). Seems more innate character than legitimate midlife crisis...but fine I'll take the L for making autistic nuanced overly fine pointless tiresome distinctions. He still has terrible taste, though.

If she is focused on ogling her man

Don't be daft. In the 2-second quasi-analogy the point was that she wasn't actually doing anything wrong; it was just chattering biddies chattering and exaggerating because they don't like her and were looking to disparage her as a devil-woman interloper despite having been there and sealed in holy bonds for decades.

while he's performing his role as shepherd of God's flock and not on the Word of God, and is distracting in any way, she deserves a sharp reprimand from the entire congregation

OK, ma'am.

, and the process is mandated in the Bible, chapter and verse. You fool.

Not very godly of you to call names. Jesus never would.

Nick ain't a pastor

Precisely. Nick has never been the mythical construct that many seem to be reeeeeeling to hear him say definitively that he isn't.

 

[dustnight]

"Internet bloodsports is gay"

That's real fucking rich coming from Rackets of all people. Dude has been going on stream and flinging shit since he started and there are a billion examples of it. Hours and hours of shitting on Russell Greer, PPP and Masterson, the multiple tirades calling Ethan Ralph every name in the book. Guess its all just gay now. Okay, sure.

None of this is "Internet Bloodsports" by the way. IBS is where two retards go on a stream and scream at each other. This is just pointing and laughing at a man making an ass of himself, and as the ass (in more ways than one) Rackets is already participating. Fucking moron.

He's just throwing random shit hoping something will stick, first it was prUdEs then iNcEl and now it's the biG gAy ibS.

 

[feral cat #6385]

You've got to imagine it's hard. You've finally made your nest. Actually managed to marry a lawyer, which is the fucking jackpot, have a bevy of kids, nice house and suddenly over a decade into it your husband gets a new hobby. A hobby that gets you dragged around the world to go to conventions where your husband gets stepped on by scantily clad whores. Insane BPD bitches are sending him candid photos and to cap it off he's started drinking heavily and is getting into screaming matches with weirdos on the internet.

Doesn't take a genius to figure out where this is going. Incidentally, I remember Rekieta once commenting that his wife was super pissed when she found out what he was doing, and that maybe he should have talked to her first before starting a youtube channel. She came around once she saw the money and how Nick could stay with the kids easier.

Wonder who will end up reading Racket's divorce documents on stream. Imagine what a horror show that would look like.

It's brazen as fuck but I can't really muster up much outrage. Unlike balldos, cuckoldry, and other degeneracy, the whole grift king thing has been part of his schtick from the outset.

He's definitely one of the best at this sort of thing, if not the best specifically at Internet 1A shit, but tbh Nick could probably handle this himself with a quick removal to federal court followed by a 12(b)(6) and whatever other immediately dispositive motions are appropriate.

That said it usually isn't the best idea to do that even if you probably could do it.

Hard disagree. A competent lawyer could do that. Nick would end up with a judgment giving Montegraph his grandparent's estate.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He's definitely one of the best at this sort of thing, if not the best specifically at Internet 1A shit, but tbh Nick could probably handle this himself with a quick removal to federal court followed by a 12(b)(6) and whatever other immediately dispositive motions are appropriate.

That said it usually isn't the best idea to do that even if you probably could do it.

That's why I suspect he is priming the pump for a future GoFundMe in the event he retains Randazza as result of any possible disciplinary action. Doesn't really make sense otherwise.

But it could just be that after dropping $100k on a sports car in Minnesota in the dead of winter that he promptly crashed, he sees nothing wrong with hiring Randazza to represent him in a totally frivolous case filed by an random clown.

There's a lot of options in-between going pro se and going with Randazza. A LOT.

I think Randazza might actually be overkill for the shit with Montagraph. I can't help by think he would have never retained Randazza for this if he wasn't considering grifting his audience into paying the bills.

The problem is the money will go to Randazza, not him. Maybe his idea is to get the most prominent guy he can think of even though it's overkill (and it definitely is) and get his fans to pay for it, but I think there's more going on here.

Calling it now: If the wine moms find out about KF, it's going to be really bad.

I love how they think all the mockery is being orchestrated by a woman on the Locals chat named "Cynthialibtard".

 

[Maude Snew]

He also still has that 24 hour stream to do he promised for a hundred thousand subs. I may be wrong here but I think he hit that before the coof shit even started. Pretty fucked up Nick, you gotta pay what you owe.