Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ultrapenguin]

You've got to imagine it's hard. You've finally made your nest. Actually managed to marry a lawyer, which is the fucking jackpot, have a bevy of kids, nice house and suddenly over a decade into it your husband gets a new hobby. A hobby that gets you dragged around the world to go to conventions where your husband gets stepped on by scantily clad whores. Insane BPD bitches are sending him candid photos and to cap it off he's started drinking heavily and is getting into screaming matches with weirdos on the internet.

Doesn't take a genius to figure out where this is going. Incidentally, I remember Rekieta once commenting that his wife was super pissed when she found out what he was doing, and that maybe he should have talked to her first before starting a youtube channel. She came around once she saw the money and how Nick could stay with the kids easier.

I guess, I'm no Rekietologist, but this is a lady who has a bunch of tattoos and seems to have some major hippie-spiritual inclinations. Nick claims he's been horribly repressed for a long time.

Meanwhile, despite coming off sort of urban-liberal, they decided they're going to pump out kids like one of those old fashioned conservative families who live in a rural farming community in the middle of nowhere and need extra hands to till the fields.

There's a reason you don't meet too many middle class couples who have 5 kids these days, because that's a tremendous burden, especially if you aren't tied into a community that facilitates it. It will feel oppressive, and major sacrifices are going to have to be made. Any adult knows that and be prepared to be in it for the long haul.

Based upon their personalities any reasonable individual should've been able to tell them, from the start of their relationship, that they weren't built to have a big family. But they had to play pretend trad, and now that the larp isn't fun anymore they don't want to be bothered.
And now he's sitting there talking about how he hates dealing with his kids, because surprise, it has a major, long-lasting impact on your life.

I don't know them well enough to say for sure, but to me they come off as completely spoiled fucking idiots.
Just from what I understand of his history Nick's attention has always been a little flighty, it was always going to turn out this way.

I'm not trying to absolve Nick of responsibility, but on LR's end if she didn't want to wind up as a single mother, she should've recognized the signs years ago and pumped the brakes instead of continuing to have kids hoping the problem would fix itself.

Basically I can very easily understand why someone like Nick would hate dealing with having a bunch of kids...which is exactly why I don't understand why he'd have a bunch of kids.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Precisely. Nick has never been the mythical construct that many seem to be reeeeeeling to hear him say definitively that he isn't.

Nobody actually cares about the degeneracy, it's the hypocrisy. When you can back-to-back show clips of a nigga saying on one hand he thinks this kind of activity is degenerate and worthy of mockery, then OTOH talking about how everybody who laughs at him is a prude, how are you not supposed to laugh at that?

And if anybody's "upset", I'd assume it's because someone who appeared to "get it" wrt internet fame, people making lolcows out of themselves, and not shitting where you eat, overnight turned into a massive hypocritical lolcow screaming that anyone who dares laugh at him and his harem of BPD women who aged like milk is an incel and a "moral fag".

 

[Richard Freeman]

It's the bottle-ass pic and the ball-do clip. It wasn't an immediate fatal blow but it was the first thing that really seemed to send him on this path of no recovery.

What about the futanari balls or no balls shit, this always made me cringe

 

[snootsnootsnoot]

What about the futanari balls or no balls shit, this always made me cringe

It's weird but someone can laugh that off as absurd 'philosophical' questions between people having a laugh, you can't really laugh off "look at this absurd looking device I put in our wife, here's how I used it and here's the pitch from their website!" (on top of all the other weird discussion of BDSM equipment and what not) and "oops a picture of my bare ass leaked onto the internet because i was being drunk and horny on discord" which, being drunk and/or horny on discord in itself is a source for so many problems for so many people.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I'm not sure who the board mods are but is the highlight function broken in this thread?

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm honestly surprised they haven't found it yet other than some brief passings. Nick refuses to mention the farms, pretty sure if he did everyone may look at the thread and see all the reciepts. Which there's hundreds upon hundreds of.

One of the things I find oddest about this whole business is that they use a whole range of catch phrases that you'd expect to hear from someone who understood the rules of the internet. To the extent that I initially assumed they were all mad because they were following what was being said about them on Kiwifarms.

Then at some point, I just realized they were simply regurgitating expressions that they'd heard Rekeita use and had no idea where they came from, what they actually meant, what the body of lore behind them was. So they'd bitch about 'muh free speech' just moments before piroutting into a rant about how people need to be sued for reposting comments that had been posted in chat -- or clipping Nick's videos 'out of context'.

Even when people attempt to slowly and carefully explain to them how this stuff actually works, they're determined to insist that they're right. What in hell is wrong with these people?

 

[Richard Freeman]

I'm not sure who the board mods are but is the highlight function broken in this thread?

I don't know how highlights work, but they seem to break at page, 1133

 

[Spergichu]

Even when people attempt to slowly and carefully explain to them how this stuff actually works, they're determined to insist that they're right. What in hell is wrong with these people?

There's a reason they're all divorced or were never married to begin with.

 

[Maude Snew]

What in hell is wrong with these people?

Same thing that's wrong with every other kind of pervert out there. Furries, bronies, trannies, you name it. They don't like it when their shit gets brought to light but they're so brain damaged from cooming that they can't self reflect and admit for even a second that maybe they're the problem

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

The Rittenhouse interview. This would probably be one of his biggest ever shows and I'm pretty sure that it was supposed to be in the first week of January, so it should have already happened by now. I don't know what the current status of the interview is. The last news I saw was Rekieta sperging at someone asking him when the interview is, saying he'll announce news as soon as he gets it. I don't think there's been an announcement, so I presume Kyle is ghosting him right now.

Oh yeah! Forgot all about this.

It was supposed to have happened already, you're right.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Same thing that's wrong with every other kind of pervert out there. Furries, bronies, trannies, you name it. They don't like it when their shit gets brought to light but they're so brain damaged from cooming that they can't self reflect and admit for even a second that maybe they're the problem

Well they're perverts so they want to share it, but they don't want to be called perverts when sharing it.

 

[northstar747]

All of a sudden I got AVGN flashbacks to when he was complaining about his shit. "Guys come on you can't expect me to juggle kids AND a job?! No one's ever done that before!"
Except this is way worse. At least James wasn't complaining that he couldn't take enough trips to Jamaica in one year.

If you follow the AVGN thread James released a book, that pretty much showed he like high functioning retarded

 

[chudbere]

Thought you guys might like the thumbnail I made for tomorrow night

 

[Richard Freeman]

Of course there are funko pop collectors, it's getting worse and worse

Spoiler: funko pops

 

[feral cat #6385]

Thought you guys might like the thumbnail I made for tomorrow night
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And here's the link:

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Of course there are funko pop collectors, it's getting worse and worse
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Spoiler: funko pops

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Nooooo shut it down Nick!

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

I guess, I'm no Rekietologist, but this is a lady who has a bunch of tattoos and seems to have some major hippie-spiritual inclinations. Nick claims he's been horribly repressed for a long time.

Meanwhile, despite coming off sort of urban-liberal, they decided they're going to pump out kids like one of those old fashioned conservative families who live in a rural farming community in the middle of nowhere and need extra hands to till the fields.

There's a reason you don't meet too many middle class couples who have 5 kids these days, because that's a tremendous burden, especially if you aren't tied into a community that facilitates it. It will feel oppressive, and major sacrifices are going to have to be made. Any adult knows that and be prepared to be in it for the long haul.

Based upon their personalities any reasonable individual should've been able to tell them, from the start of their relationship, that they weren't built to have a big family. But they had to play pretend trad, and now that the larp isn't fun anymore they don't want to be bothered.
And now he's sitting there talking about how he hates dealing with his kids, because surprise, it has a major, long-lasting impact on your life.

I don't know them well enough to say for sure, but to me they come off as completely spoiled fucking idiots.
Just from what I understand of his history Nick's attention has always been a little flighty, it was always going to turn out this way.

I'm not trying to absolve Nick of responsibility, but on LR's end if she didn't want to wind up as a single mother, she should've recognized the signs years ago and pumped the brakes instead of continuing to have kids hoping the problem would fix itself.

Basically I can very easily understand why someone like Nick would hate dealing with having a bunch of kids...which is exactly why I don't understand why he'd have a bunch of kids.

Nick has mentioned before that it was Kayla’s dream and not his, to have “19 kids” and that they would have had more if not for the miscarriages.

My pattern recognition tells me that she’s not the victim that most folks make her out to be. For one, she’s an exhibitionist, highlighted by the copious amount of tattoos she has covering her body, and specifically, ones leading to her nipples that she likes to accentuate on streams and at otherwise classy black tie galas, well before Nick began his spiral. These are not “fun” or novice tattoos to try just because. Nick’s single dumbass Chinese chest tattoo was that. Hers tells a story of a self-absorbed woman with way too much time and money on her hands.
Secondly, she’s the one dragging him to gay underwear parties. Finally, my PD flags went off the moment that she opened her mouth on camera. She cannot possibly be that much of a ditz and be responsible for five children at her level of involvement in their upbringing.

There is the possibility that husband and wife are equally spoiled POS, happy to go the way they’re going, and it’s the kids who will suffer in the end.

 

[TexOffender]

Of course there are funko pop collectors, it's getting worse and worse
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Spoiler: funko pops

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I detest these fucking things so much.

 

[Skint]

funko pops

This downward spiral is getting worse. First the thottery, now fucking funko pops.

 

[Potatoherder]

I detest these fucking things so much.

I was once trapped at a party by a woman who spent an hour showing me photos and talking about her collection. She was the host's 'best' friend and i didn't want to cause a scene.