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It’s not. Covid killed us all and our consciousnesses were uploaded by Josh. He creates storylines from an AI chat program to keep us from going insane while he uses us to mine for crypto
1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.
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Fudgie the Whale will be making a special appearance at Ralphamania. So all you kiwi fag farms haters can shut the fuck up about the wedding cake! 5 star cakes bitch.
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I am actually really excited for this. I don't care if nothing happens, this is going to be an epic Ralphamale L no matter what.
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I have never been to a cakeless wedding, everyone should at least get one nice slice and I always pretend to like it, what an absolute fucking disgrace this Teletubbies make play larp wedding is, shameful.
Walmart cupcakes is even out of the budget. Imagine getting married this way, it's a humiliation ritual and Amanda is a spineless pathetic doormat. She's not a horse, those things are pretty savage. She's a sentient skeet blanket for the fat baby of the Sektur.
Walmart cupcakes is even out of the budget. Imagine getting married this way, it's a humiliation ritual and Amanda is a spineless pathetic doormat. She's not a horse, those things are pretty savage. She's a sentient skeet blanket for the fat baby of the Sektur.
Dandy
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Ralph seems to be enjoying himself with some wholesome shopping in Jersey City! What possible horror and attrocities await in the coming days?
nah pig better at least fart live and be laughed at or i say we form a mob, and break down the fucking walls of gunt
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Is there a predictions thread anywhere for what might happen or we just posting here?
Personally my bet is a killstream fan will cough during the wedding vows, causing Ralph to flip out and attempt to brawl with his fans.
Bonus points if Ralph gets smashed with a chair.
Personally my bet is a killstream fan will cough during the wedding vows, causing Ralph to flip out and attempt to brawl with his fans.
Bonus points if Ralph gets smashed with a chair.
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Of course Ralph of all people would hire the amateur black porn star to be one of the main stars of his event. Jceasar strikes again.
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Is the wet tshirt still happening or no? I feel like that’s going to be the big lead up to the wedding with the 2 winners of the wet tshirt contest (Ralph and Meigh, obviously rigged with Meigh winning) tying the knot
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I have set this as my alarm on Saturday morning. I thought others might like to do the same:
Keranu
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THE FINAL GUNTDOWN!
Or the final meltdown before Ralph dies or goes to jail.
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Which guests do y'all think will actually show up? I'm guessing Beardson, Chaggot, & maybe Woozuh.
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Ralph would win both. He has two pairs of tits, don't forget.
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The guest list is seeming less and less accurate as the big day approaches.
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I truly don't see Dick still going to this. Even before Harry humiliating him and Vickers talking about serving him, this event was glowing like Three Mile Island. At this point it's a a literal risk to anyone who goes.
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Yesterday, Chase the Porn star had all kinds of stuff to say. Today he is silent.
I wonder what’s up with that?
I wonder what’s up with that?
The funniest theory I heard was chase thought the hoard of alogs calling gunt fat was kayfabe and if that's true Ralph's probably hollarin and cryin and threatening to kill himself right now all because he couldn't admit to his wrasslin hero negro that he has a lot of trolls and in fact falls a wee bit short of being universally worshiped and beloved as a voice of a generation and the best and brightest star of the century
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Gonna go with the previously posted theory that he thought shitting all over Ralph and Meigh was just part of the gayfabe of the event, not realizing gunt can't handle the bantz. Dude probably woke up to an inbox full of hog squeals and thinly veiled threats and decided to go silent in order to keep the meager payday he's receiving for participating in this trashfire event.
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Agree. He was having fun discovering the alog meme folder, too. What a shame Ralph can't handle bantz, he's funny when he can ("ladies and gentlemen, it's the GUNT!")
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So ralph is calling May a PAWG and hiring black porn actors, is he doing it on purpose now?