1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.

[MeltyTW]

I truly don't see Dick still going to this. Even before Harry humiliating him and Vickers talking about serving him, this event was glowing like Three Mile Island. At this point it's a a literal risk to anyone who goes.

I mean ralph is literally threatening to start a shoot out in this cramped space, I think dick should go and he should bring Vito and have a great time.

So ralph is calling May a PAWG and hiring black porn actors, is he doing it on purpose now?

He also called her a killstream queen in the same post. Lol

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

Which guests do y'all think will actually show up? I'm guessing Beardson, Chaggot, & maybe Woozuh.

Well we know for sure he'll be down a guest with FedAlaska off fulfilling the Mutt's law quota for the year. I'm waiting with baited breathe to see what part of Dick's anatomy fails this time.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Meigh is literally not one of these things.

 

[Hüftpriester]

He also called her a killstream queen in the same post. Lol

Yeah....a drag queen

Yesterday, Chase the Porn star had all kinds of stuff to say. Today he is silent.
I wonder what’s up with that?

Imagine getting buck broke by a fat little bitch like Ethan Ralph.

 

[Derpy]

I was just reading some of Chase’s replies yesterday and I noticed him talking about “Sunset” and how they are the one’s paying him. I wonder if Chase makes the Connection between Sunset and Ralph.
Here is a screenshot of one example. I think someone has archived this guy’s Twitter already.

 

[Beef Elemental]

The funniest theory I heard was chase thought the hoard of alogs calling gunt fat was kayfabe and if that's true Ralph's probably hollarin and cryin and threatening to kill himself right now all because he couldn't admit to his wrasslin hero negro that he has a lot of trolls and in fact falls a wee bit short of being universally worshiped and beloved as a voice of a generation and the best and brightest star of the century

I have a better one. Chase Savage AKA Ahmir is the same Ahmir who was Jazz Jennings boyfriend, who coincidentally was from Philly which is a stone's throw from Woodbury. A side effect of my racism is that I have difficulty differentiating between black people, perhaps someone with better facial recognition ability can continue my investigation.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

I was just reading some of Chase’s replies yesterday and I noticed him talking about “Sunset” and how they are the one’s paying him. I wonder if Chase makes the Connection between Sunset and Ralph.
Here is a screenshot of one example. I think someone has archived this guy’s Twitter already.View attachment 4249966

I believe “Sunset” is a co-venture between Ralph and Sisco. It’s possible much of this has been left up to Sisco to manage and handle.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

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Meigh is literally not one of these things.

Sorry, it’s the other meaning: Pedophile-Autistic Wigger’s Girlfriend

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The guest list is seeming less and less accurate as the big day approaches.
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like 70% of the faggots who were "confirmed to appear" at his big boy bowling party didn't show, at least two of them are also on this list.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Did Ralph drive to the US with the guntmobile? He's apparently in Vegas so he'd have to be drive non-stop to make it to NJ for Guntmania.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

I mean ralph is literally threatening to start a shoot out in this cramped space, I think dick should go and he should bring Vito and have a great time.

Fuck if only Vito the Pedo got caught in a RagePig incited crossfire.

 

[MeltyTW]

Did Ralph drive to the US with the guntmobile? He's apparently in Vegas so he'd have to be drive non-stop to make it to NJ for Guntmania.

That's alot of big rigs to pass and brake check with the baby on board

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Did Ralph drive to the US with the guntmobile? He's apparently in Vegas so he'd have to be drive non-stop to make it to NJ for Guntmania.

Merida Yucatan to Las Vegas is a 46-hour drive not counting the border and Customs. So no, he didn't drive

 

[disavow]

Did Ralph drive to the US with the guntmobile? He's apparently in Vegas so he'd have to be drive non-stop to make it to NJ for Guntmania.

I doubt he could've made it to Vegas driving and THEN to NJ. Perhaps he took the ferry and flew from MIA to LAS.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I doubt he could've made it to Vegas driving and THEN to NJ. Perhaps he took the ferry and flew from MIA to LAS.

Ferry is a three day thing by itself. They flew.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

With the Brown Thumb Wedding concluded, The barnyard duo descend upon New Jersey. Meanwhile, the armies of Morris, Vickers, JessePS, Kino Casino, and the many aylawgs of The Farms TM follow close behind.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

I am hearing Kai has told members of Cozy that he has dropped out of Ralphamania.

 

[Beavis]

I am hearing Kai has told members of Cozy that he has dropped out of Ralphamania.

I think Ralph is going to no show and leave Michael Sisco holding the bag.

 

[Fannyscum]

Is Chase Savage out now too? Could be another angle, deciphering these retards is exhausting:

Tweet | Archive

It does look like Sisco had a stay in twitter jail:

Tweet | Archive

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Fudgie the Whale will be making a special appearance at Ralphamania. So all you kiwi fag farms haters can shut the fuck up about the wedding cake! 5 star cakes bitch.
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Way to call it.

Edit: I'm a retard and can't tell an obvious joke from reality.