Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Bullshit. That's a lean meat.

Does he look like someone who has refused any food ever?

 

[Shalashaskaa]

It's sad to think we may never get to witness this spectacle in real life. Fortunately, I have been able to use highly advanced imaging software to help visualise the potential outcome of such a fight.
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Pretty good, but I feel like his neck isn't properly represented here.

 

[Broadside]

My new favourite thing to do is edit photos of Pat, just thought I'd share this with you all

Spoiler: More pics

 

[Maude Snew]

My new favourite thing to do is edit photos of Pat, just thought I'd share this with you all
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Holy shit it's Robert Fatrick

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Silly me, I forgot where I knew Patrick from. He did modelling for Diablo I's character design.

 

[A Sunset]

I know "Pat is fat" isn't exactly a hot take but I'm honestly fascinated by how round and doughy his face is. It's like he has several dozen "wrong again, child"s stored in his cheeks ready to deploy at a moment's notice, like the world's most insufferable chipmunk.

Imagine being such a fat-faced fatty, with no visible jawline since it’s submerged in thick creased layers of fat…..and then having the nerve to say that you being fat is a lie.

Saying that he was not fat is the most grevious lie Fatrick has ever told.

The funniest part for me of his face is how he resembles a human thumb. His face is just a straight, fat line from his ears to his shoulders. And in profile shots, you see this tiny chin jutting out weakly.

A real-life tough guy. EDIT: Who is fat.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being such a fat-faced fatty, with no visible jawline since it’s submerged in thick creased layers of fat…..and then having the nerve to say that you being fat is a lie.

Imagine being a fat-faced fat FUCK. A fattypants! A fat motherfucker so fat that the only thing you can even say about him is that the man is fucking FAT. Imagine being that fat. Imagine being so fat that not a single person can think of a single other thing to call you than an absolute fat bastard fat motherfucker fat fucking freak of pure fatness because you're just that fucking FAT.

 

[Jimmy Tarleton]

Saying that he was not fat is the most grevious lie Fatrick has ever told.

Don't make me tap the sign, vermicular child.

Imagine being a fat-faced fat FUCK. A fattypants! A fat motherfucker so fat that the only thing you can even say about him is that the man is fucking FAT. Imagine being that fat. Imagine being so fat that not a single person can think of a single other thing to call you than an absolute fat bastard fat motherfucker fat fucking freak of pure fatness because you're just that fucking FAT.

This has got to be a new copypasta in the making.

 

[AnOminous]

This has got to be a new copypasta in the making.

I mostly stole it from the Globo-Chem skit.

 

[Jimmy Tarleton]

I mostly stole it from the Globo-Chem skit.

If Pat's hatewatching this thread right now, he must be facepalming while shaking his head and muttering to himself: "No, you poor misguided and mentally ill stalker-children. Bob Odenkirk was never funny, and all my friends who said he was great in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul are either nuts or screwing with me."

 

[JJLiautaud]

I mostly stole it from the Globo-Chem skit.

Eerily prescient except for the insulting people bit and that bob odenkirk he should play a slime ball lawyer in a tv show.

 

[AnOminous]

Eerily prescient except for the insulting people bit and that bob odenkirk he should play a slime ball lawyer in a tv show.

Oh, and didn't you see the one where Michael McKean played a scumbag law professor and Bob played a fake law professor?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"These are all felonies"

None of these are felonies.

Isn't it weird how Rick never once has ever actually mentioned a single code number of all these felonies (never misdemeanors or torts) he's constantly suffering? Not even incorrectly like Troon Lawyer regularly does.

Meanwhile, his beloved fans were able to cite the specific code violation that his feloniously backwards fence consisted of to officials who then ignored this hate crime because the perpetrator was a fat cishet white male who provides them with locally sourced pepperoni.

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

Whoa guys this is just like Star Wars.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Whoa guys this is just like Star Wars.
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As Patirck himself said, the "Republic clone troopers" showed the Republic not the Empire "couldn't survive with a military made up of professional, trained soldiers" (although they did, by cloning Jango Fett who they then trained as professional soldiers) but what would a sci-fi author know about basic plot points of Star Wars?

 

[Mr Moonface]

He changed his pinned tweet again:



This is the same tweet he had pinned to the top of his twitter for most of the second half of 2022. See if you can spot the spelling error.
Also, nobody knows who his wife is. She never took his last name. Pat really is a dumb lummox.

 

[FinnSven]

Whoa guys this is just like Star Wars.
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That’s just childish and offensive.

Star Wars was ultimately a film for babies and later to sell toys to children.

Drawing parallels to it any actual war is the kind of thing one would imagine a six year old to do.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Ha I like how fatty is IGNORING the elephant seal pummeling him, going 100% for the pepperoni.

You understand! I AM NOT ALONE

 

[John_Smith]

Patso's ADHD diagnosis is a joke. It was the trendy thing back in the '90's . Idiot parents screeching their child is broken fix it now. Then came the autism/aspergers. Now it's transgender foolishness. Next decade who knows what stupidity will be poured into children's heads by idiot parents who don't want to do the actual work of parenting.

I unironically lament the fact that "A Christmas Carnage" was taken off Amazon.
Even if you see it as "just a prank lol", it's still an achievement to write and (self)publish a story with a beginning, middle and end (cohesive or not) that people are willing to buy for 0.99$, no matter the reason. Here's hoping it gets put back up for purchase soon - I've got a dollar to spend on Mr. Forrem's magnum opus.

Patrick is fat btw

You can read this post from OnA Forums. Maybe one of the Pests can help you out. https://pfgforums.com/threads/any-way-to-buy-the-book-now-the-amazon-page-is-down.28197/post-618708

 

[Mr Moonface]

Tweeted out at around 1am Thursday morning, Milwaukee time: