Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[FinnSven]

So, lesbians and straight fellas are evil if they aren’t attracted to cock, but Kevin’s allowed to “only be attracted to queers“?

Of course.

Just like no one is allowed to call the police on transwomen, for any reason.

Transwomen are the new highest caste who can do no wrong.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Today’s post is going to be lengthy and full of consooming and coping, the former of which is going into a spoiler. But rest assured, all of this was being posted in between other posts.

Spoiler: Manchild’s new toys

The first of many consoomposts. [A]

More consooming [A]

He made a long ass thread about his new Secret Lair x Transformer cards and posted four videos showing cards. [A]

Jesus fucking Christ he just got shit in the mail today, how much more could he want??? [A]

Picking up where we left off (as always), Kevin retweets something about predictions for each Chinese zodiac sign for 2023 (since the Chinese New Year is coming up on Jan 22). At first I thought this mf was confusing the Chinese zodiac with his chosen fursona, but it turns out he actually is a Rabbit. [A]

It goes by birth year, if you weren’t aware. Here’s a chart, you can see that 1987 is the year of the Rabbit.


Kevin muses about his follower count going down since Elon took over. [A]

More of that thread that was posted earlier [A]

lmao
Kevin is enjoying his feed full of the lesbians from Willow [A]

Going back to this again [A]
I don’t know/give a shit about whatever a Commander deck is, but I hope it doesn’t belong in the consoom spoiler. [A]

Wants to go to Terf Island again, ft Steb in the replies [A]

Pre-covid vs post covid [A]

Spoiler: Media

Edit: I had to finish actually writing the post because my finger slipped

 

[FinnSven]

How can someone be so amazingly obvious to his situation?

Even Chris Chan was kind of forgivable on one level, as he clearly is mentally challenged and mentally ill on top of the autism.

Kevvie might be objectively stupid, tumblr “edujamacated”, and autistic to some degree, but this totally self centered indulgence and childishness is ghastly.

He just really has denied his own potential and adulthood to be a perpetual infant.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I don’t know/give a shit about whatever a Commander deck is, but I hope it doesn’t belong in the consoom spoiler. [A]

For the socially adjusted readers who do care but don't know, it's a Magic the Gathering format that requires a 100 card deck and no duplicates beyond lands.

Now for those that don't know, supporting Wizards of the Coast is a bit unpopular right now due to what they are pulling with DnD. A lot of people aren't cool with what they are doing, and are even taking supporting their parent company Hasbro, who make his precious Transformers, as a sin. So this might lead to Kevin needing to decide between asspats and public consoomerism.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin muses about his follower count going down since Elon took over. [A]
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Yeah, it's got to be a conspiracy by MUSKRAT (haha got em for having an exploitable name similar to an animal) to harm me, Kevin Gibes, by going after one of the few things I actually care about, can't be anything I post!

"Considering the seismic shift going on and which groups are being targeted (many that are most likely to be following you)"

Nothing is happening and nobody cares about you.

More of that thread that was posted earlier [A]
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lmao

This is just a bunch of tweets explaining that Kevin thinks gender dysphoria does not actually exist and Kevin does not have it. No, not even when his "cycle" which he admits he has never tracked causes it to manifest. He's also not describing something that matches a menstrual cycle but something that actually does match the well known depression cycle. He just has depression (can't imagine why, especially with his anxiety claims) which is strangely the one mental illness he doesn't seem to take seriously in the slightest or want to do anything about.

Going back to this again [A] View attachment 4245504

Yep, this is totally how someone who doesn't care about it reacts. "No, it's just an intellectual question!"

Wants to go to Terf Island again, ft Steb in the replies [A]
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"Yeah between you, a polycule triad I'm good friends with, and the trans guy visiting from London this week, I now how way too many friends"

Maybe one of these people is a friend. But then you're a person who claims to be in a romantic and sexual relationship (despite no romance and no sex) with your actual friends/roommates so I can understand the confusion.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin muses about his follower count going down since Elon took over. [A]

Kevin's so walled in that he didn't even realize the bots have been murdered. I'm sure he doesn't know anything but the net negative of what Musk brought.

Edit: I had to finish actually writing the post because my finger slipped

It's ok I still love you.

which is strangely the one mental illness he doesn't seem to take seriously in the slightest or want to do anything about

When you're surrounded by depressed people, depression seems normal. He does more with anxiety but still doesn't do much since the other incels on the compound are batshit insane, and the only reason he does it is because it distracts him from hedonism. Depression encourages him to shit pants and do nothing.

 

[FinnSven]

For the socially adjusted readers who do care but don't know, it's a Magic the Gathering format that requires a 100 card deck and no duplicates beyond lands.

Now for those that don't know, supporting Wizards of the Coast is a bit unpopular right now due to what they are pulling with DnD. A lot of people aren't cool with what they are doing, and are even taking supporting their parent company Hasbro, who make his precious Transformers, as a sin. So this might lead to Kevin needing to decide between asspats and public consoomerism.

Why is everything like that seemingly being ruined right now?

This is what happens when the natural order of things is interfered with.

Fantasy games and stories, overgrown boys with actual toys, tin soldiers, they traditionally were the realm of the nerd, dweeb and geek.

Trying to make them cool is utterly unholy and resulting in things like Kevvie.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Why is everything like that seemingly being ruined right now?

This is what happens when the natural order of things is interfered with.

Fantasy games and stories, overgrown boys with actual toys, tin soldiers, they traditionally were the realm of the nerd, dweeb and geek.

Trying to make them cool is utterly unholy and resulting in things like Kevvie.

I blame Hollywood. It started with the commoditization of Nerd Culture with stuff like Big Bang Theory and then got worse with stuff like Critical Role.

I do not view the guys behind CR as "fake geeks" or any of that nonsense, having in brief interactions met many of these individuals due to my work and passing, as well as having observed certain things over the years, I learned a long time ago that old theater kids and most actors and voice actors are massive geeks. A lot of these guys learned how to do their acting playing tabletop roleplaying games. All the power to them. I'm not going to shit talk that, I get together with friends and roll dice regularly while having drinks and bitching about work.

But because the kid that you beat up in high school is now the cool celebrity on TV, the things they like are now cool. And it turns out geeky kids grow up into being geeky adults. So all of that stuff gets ruined now because it is now something to be consumed in a nice branded package. Not because the people consuming it really like it, but because it's currently in style. Yet styles change, so these companies need to change these things to make them cool so that they don't fall out of style.

Then people like Kevin buy it because it is popular and everyone's talking about it and they must consoom. The moment that happens corporations do what corporations are supposed to do. They try and make money.

I will never get upset that a corporation is being capitalistic and trying to make money. I will get upset at occasion at their methods, but the act of trying to make money is not a sign of a horrible evil corporation. It is a sign of this system functioning as intended. Whether or not the intention of the system is something you agree with is beyond the scope of the question. Some, however really don't like the system, others really don't like the current methodology, and some don't like either. A lot of these people are left leaning, and overwhelmingly troons are left leaning as well.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

For the socially adjusted readers who do care but don't know, it's a Magic the Gathering format that requires a 100 card deck and no duplicates beyond lands.

Now for those that don't know, supporting Wizards of the Coast is a bit unpopular right now due to what they are pulling with DnD. A lot of people aren't cool with what they are doing, and are even taking supporting their parent company Hasbro, who make his precious Transformers, as a sin. So this might lead to Kevin needing to decide between asspats and public consoomerism.

Ah, I didn’t know there was an in-depth explanation like this. See, this is why I include seemingly random nerdy posts in my updates, because there might be more context to it that one of you may know. But today it was mostly just demonstrating how many purchases he was showing off in the span of 12 hours.

 

[FinnSven]

A lot of these people are left leaning, and overwhelmingly troons are left leaning as well.

I agree other than this last point.

I don’t think most of the screaming public troons are truly left leaning.

This is not a “no true Scotsman” thing.

The agenda these people try to push is a counter-establishment idea, forced into a civil rights package.

But really for a lot of them it’s just that they want to have the world cater to their needs and whims, while excluding them from work.

Kevvie is a clear example of this.

 

[PuddIeduck]

But really for a lot of them it’s just that they want to have the world cater to their needs and whims, while excluding them from work.

Kevvie is a clear example of this.

If someone is too lazy to work, maybe they should just be left to rot away on the Gibbs. Like, it's not that much money, they're hardly going to be living an enviable life.

My line of work isn't one that people can just walk into, so it's been a while since I've worked with someone who was basically forced to be there. But remembering before, I'd rather be a man down than have a braindead idiot who doesn't wanna be there.

Especially a stinking retard whose butchered genitals are rotting away. Imagine working with a surly Kevin or Wedge - NO THANKS.

 

[FinnSven]

If someone is too lazy to work, maybe they should just be left to rot away on the Gibbs. Like, it's not that much money, they're hardly going to be living an enviable life.

My line of work isn't one that people can just walk into, so it's been a while since I've worked with someone who was basically forced to be there. But remembering before, I'd rather be a man down than have a braindead idiot who doesn't wanna be there.

Especially a stinking retard whose butchered genitals are rotting away. Imagine working with a surly Kevin or Wedge - NO THANKS.

That’s the point, they don’t want to work, or do anything that might actually be useful.

But they think they deserve all the gender affirming surgeries, toys, games, expensive gadgets, luxury foods etc.

They think that their vital contributions will be just existing and dispensing post Marxist wisdom or sexual positivity.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kevryn NOW, safely cocooned in his desert hugbox, with no chance of anyone other than the tranchers coming close enough to him to trigger his social anxiety:



Versus Future Kevryn (fuck that guy), who, when he's actually visiting London, will bail on EVERY offer of actually meeting these freaks and going with them to the Degenerate Pride Fest. Nor will he ever hook up with any of his international polycule wives for that much-bragged-about heckin' queer lesbian T4T sex. He will instead do what he did last time: Cower in Seb's bedroom and have shitty franchise chain pizza delivered. "Seb, would you mind dealing with the pizza delivery guy? I'm feeling overwhelmed right now and need to hide under the bed and think about all this hawt sex I'm having at this very moment."

What a cock tease. But of course, on some level, his thirsty paramours will be secretly relieved to not have to meet him IRL and make awkward sexy noises at each other. Because they too know that it's all performative bullshit.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevryn NOW, safely cocooned in his desert hugbox, with no chance of anyone other than the tranchers coming close enough to him to trigger his social anxiety:

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Versus Future Kevryn (fuck that guy), who, when he's actually visiting London, will bail on EVERY offer of actually meeting these freaks and going with them to the Degenerate Pride Fest. Nor will he ever hook up with any of his international polycule wives for that much-bragged-about heckin' queer lesbian T4T sex. He will instead do what he did last time: Cower in Seb's bedroom and have shitty franchise chain pizza delivered. "Seb, would you mind dealing with the pizza delivery guy? I'm feeling overwhelmed right now and need to hide under the bed and think about all this hawt sex I'm having at this very moment."

What a cock tease. But of course, on some level, his thirsty paramours will be secretly relieved to not have to meet him IRL and make awkward sexy noises at each other. Because they too know that it's all performative bullshit.

What are the odds that when he comes back from hiding in Steb’s room that Penny and co will have fled leaving no forwarding address?

 

[UncleDaddy]

Steb's visiting the tranch this week? Is he actually visiting or are they getting a hotel together like Kevin did with Wedge? I can't imagine Prnny letting anyone not in the cult I mean family see the tranch in light of recent drama.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Steb's visiting the tranch this week? Is he actually visiting or are they getting a hotel together like Kevin did with Wedge? I can't imagine Prnny letting anyone not in the cult I mean family see the tranch in light of recent drama.

No some other troon is visiting. And Stubby has man parts - he said a trans guy, aka woman, from London is currently visiting.

That's said, I hope he has his plane ticket all set to go and then gets a call that there's been a cancellation and he can get his man tiddies installed right then. Ah, that would be hilarious. But seriously who plans intercontinental travel while on a cancellation/waiting on TODALLY LIFE SAVING surgery?

 

[80's Dad]

Sounds like Kevin is super mad about that drawing with the jowls. No one's staying up at night thinking about how ugly you are, I promise. It must be the autism telling him that if loads of people want to have sex with him, that means he's attractive. It's a numbers thing to him, making something unquantifiable and subjective (attractiveness) into something he can compare to others. The rest of us understand that's not how that works, or else we would consider someone like Ron Jeremy (ugly man who had lots of sex) to be very handsome.

There's more of the numbers bullshit with him whining about twitter followers. He sees the slight drop in the numbers and is 'really worried' about it because he thinks it's because he did something wrong, even though there are loads of reasons twitter is being weird right now. It's like he feels like people hate him now, but only because twitter numbers say so and not because he says stupid shit and people laugh at him for it.

And yes, Kevin. "Transmascs" experience misogyny. It's because they're women. Misogyny doesn't happen to you, but it sure is something that you do.

 

[Aliénor]

Go on Kevin, we're expecting a speech to rival Choob's when you're in Brighton!

 

[Ghostie with the Mostie]

I still can’t comprehend why he’s coming to us britbongs after he’s called us ‘terf island’ for attempting to have a tiny bit of sense when it comes to troons. Totally all about raising awareness for the cause, and not about spreading your grossness to the UK is it Kevvy?

 

[FinnSven]

Sounds like Kevin is super mad about that drawing with the jowls. No one's staying up at night thinking about how ugly you are, I promise. It must be the autism telling him that if loads of people want to have sex with him, that means he's attractive. It's a numbers thing to him, making something unquantifiable and subjective (attractiveness) into something he can compare to others. The rest of us understand that's not how that works, or else we would consider someone like Ron Jeremy (ugly man who had lots of sex) to be very handsome.

There's more of the numbers bullshit with him whining about twitter followers. He sees the slight drop in the numbers and is 'really worried' about it because he thinks it's because he did something wrong, even though there are loads of reasons twitter is being weird right now. It's like he feels like people hate him now, but only because twitter numbers say so and not because he says stupid shit and people laugh at him for it.

And yes, Kevin. "Transmascs" experience misogyny. It's because they're women. Misogyny doesn't happen to you, but it sure is something that you do.

The fool should also realize that on the off chance that people want to have sex with him because they take him for some form of female it’s not out of romance, it’s out of some fetish or experimental curiosity.

It’s the epitome of being a dehumanized fuckhole.

In other words, a lot of men fucked Annabel Chong, did any of them walk her down the aisle?

The fact that he thinks this way shows how much at his core what a sexist and misogynistic incel Man he really is.

Aside from these transmasculine women who show up at the Tranch from time to time, is there any evidence that he has any real female friendships?