Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Mr Moonface said:
He changed his pinned tweet again:

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This is the same tweet he had pinned to the top of his twitter for most of the second half of 2022. See if you can spot the spelling error.
Also, nobody knows who his wife is. She never took his last name. Pat really is a dumb lummox.
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If you received an appointment request for gay naked yoga, you have been targeted by my cyberstalkers.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy is emailing his Nigerian pet death threats again, made a new pinned tweet:

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The SFWAs very own Nigerian prince.
The Feline Solution said:
Please elaborate, i must've missed that one.
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Bit puzzling. https://www.amazon.com/Wererats-Tal...?dplnkId=c6689a94-d3ae-4c93-be89-3c979887c307

Tomlinson on cover but Shane Moore, whose bio reads like it could be our brothers’ work, is listed on Amazon as the author.
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Moore started the series and apparently allowed Fatty to play in his sandbox. Interesting reviews on the matter:
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“Poorly written” and “sad third installment”. It doesn’t appear that many people realize the original author didn’t pen this particular work.
 
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Uncle Buck said:
Moore started the series and apparently allowed Fatty to play in his sandbox. Interesting reviews on the matter:
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“Poorly written” and “sad third installment”. It doesn’t appear that many people realize the original author didn’t pen this particular work.
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Those are stlakers, child. Wait quietly for their accounts to be deleted.
 
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AnOminous said:
Imagine being a fat-faced fat FUCK. A fattypants! A fat motherfucker so fat that the only thing you can even say about him is that the man is fucking FAT. Imagine being that fat. Imagine being so fat that not a single person can think of a single other thing to call you than an absolute fat bastard fat motherfucker fat fucking freak of pure fatness because you're just that fucking FAT.
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Well said. I like how your emotions towards his roundness really transpired here. It reminded me of the opening of I Have no Mouth And I Must Scream, by Harlan Ellison, one of Pat's pedo-adjacent friends:

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

Just exchange "humans" for "diet", remove the talent and wit, add a little bit of extra insanity and "dinner later" and BOOM: you got yourself a new Tomlinson Copypasta*.

I mean, they're both bots, it's pretty much perfect.

*Patent not pending because he's fat and stupid so a rascal will publish it before he does, of course.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Well said. I like how your emotions towards his roundness really transpired here. It reminded me of the opening of I Have no Mouth And I Must Scream, by Harlan Ellison, one of Pat's pedo-adjacent friends:

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

Just exchange "humans" for "diet", remove the talent and wit, add a little bit of extra insanity and "dinner later" and BOOM: you got yourself a new Tomlinson Copypasta*.

I mean, they're both bots, it's pretty much perfect.

*Patent not pending because he's fat and stupid so a rascal will publish it before he does, of course.
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Nmuh nmuh nmuh nmuh you're doing that thing again little AI child, where you think you get to turn me into mouthless meat. These are your delusions, mastercomputerchild.
 
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Uncle Buck said:
Moore started the series and apparently allowed Fatty to play in his sandbox. Interesting reviews on the matter:
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“Poorly written” and “sad third installment”. It doesn’t appear that many people realize the original author didn’t pen this particular work.
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The reviews on Kobo are hilarious.
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