🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

I wonder how Meigh feels about getting married at Ralphiemania just to own her dad, lmao

What a worthless whorse.

 

[Bepis]

I can only imagine just how furious Ralph must actually be over the father-in-law stuff to have not made a single victory tweet about what's going on with flamenco right now

 

[RollerGator]

I can only imagine just how furious Ralph must actually be over the father-in-law stuff to have not made a single victory tweet about what's going on with flamenco right now

I think he streamed about the pedmenco stuff

 

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[Truly Rural]

Odds he'll cancel it Thursday night?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Odds he'll cancel it Thursday night?

6-to-5 and pick ‘em

 

[Cad an Hell]

lol the ralph dont scare, he's back WITH A BLAST.. or whatever this is...

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[Truly Rural]

lol the ralph dont scare, he's back WITH A BLAST.. or whatever this is...

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It's his wedding gift to May. It's a Ralphayacht!

 

[Hüftpriester]

lol the ralph dont scare, he's back WITH A BLAST.. or whatever this is...

It looks like a cartoon gif of Meigh riding on a flatbed. Weird...

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

hope he gets his other eye knocked out of line.
He will be like that silent movie fall guy with two boss eyes pointing at different states.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

What a worthless whorse.

What the fuck is wrong with her? She’s a ReRoll Spite girlfriend, a ReRoll Spite Baby Mama, and now she is going to get married to spite her own father? To Ralph? At a wrasslin event? And stay with paying guests in a trap house for four days with their ReRoll spite baby?
She should seriously consider necking herself.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

lol the ralph dont scare, he's back WITH A BLAST.. or whatever this is...

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Its the closest Meigh is gonna get to a honeymoon.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

And stay with paying guests in a trap house for four days with their ReRoll spite baby?

This part is amazing, It's incredibly how much she is willing to debase herself, she really doesn't have any self esteem. Think about it, she accepts:

• That Ralph is doing this to spite her father (also Faith, Vickers and Xander but mostly Harry)
• That the wedding will be in the middle of Ralph's fantasy fulfillment event where he can pretend he's not a 300 pound piece of shit, and just plays one on TV
• That no friends, family or any loved ones can attend
• That this mostly about Ralph and not her
• That she will probably have to carry the baby during the "wedding" because she can't leave reRollzy with family (only alternative would be leaving her with Ralph's psychotic fans)
• That Ralph will probably be in some weird costume for his wrestling fantasy
• That Ralph will be out of his mind on drugs (see: bowling event)
• That the "honeymoon" will be Ralph spending all his money gambling drunk and alone
• That Ralph will likely go to prostitutes during their "honeymoon"
• Oh, and that there will be alogs present at her wedding, because why the fuck wouldn't you want the people who laugh at you present at your wedding?

And then on top of ALL that, she also accepts that she is going to stay that entire week with a bunch of degenerate AF catboys/Ralph ballwashers where she and the baby will have zero privacy.
The guy that claims he makes 1k a show, cannot afford a place for a week for his fiance and baby so that they can at least rest and have quiet when not being humiliated for the Internet to see.
I mean it's not like anyone would look forward to a wedding night with Ralph, but one with Ralph and people like that Avon Shartdale guy around is somehow worse.

This person really is absolutely broken. No wonder Ralph says he will marry her.

 

[Beef Elemental]

This part is amazing, It's incredibly how much she is willing to debase herself, she really doesn't have any self esteem. Think about it, she accepts:

• That Ralph is doing this to spite her father (also Faith, Vickers and Xander but mostly Harry)
• That the wedding will be in the middle of Ralph's fantasy fulfillment event where he can pretend he's not a 300 pound piece of shit, and just plays one on TV
• That no friends, family or any loved ones can attend
• That this mostly about Ralph and not her
• That she will probably have to carry the baby during the "wedding" because she can't leave reRollzy with family (only alternative would be leaving her with Ralph's psychotic fans)
• That Ralph will probably be in some weird costume for his wrestling fantasy
• That Ralph will be out of his mind on drugs (see: bowling event)
• That the "honeymoon" will be Ralph spending all his money gambling drunk and alone
• That Ralph will likely go to prostitutes during their "honeymoon"
• Oh, and that there will be alogs present at her wedding, because why the fuck wouldn't you want the people who laugh at you present at your wedding?

And then on top of ALL that, she also accepts that she is going to stay that entire week with a bunch of degenerate AF catboys/Ralph ballwashers where she and the baby will have zero privacy.
The guy that claims he makes 1k a show, cannot afford a place for a week for his fiance and baby so that they can at least rest and have quiet when not being humiliated for the Internet to see.
I mean it's not like anyone would look forward to a wedding night with Ralph, but one with Ralph and people like that Avon Shartdale guy around is somehow worse.

This person really is absolutely broken. No wonder Ralph says he will marry her.

How dare you suggest the Killstream Kompound is an unsafe environment for an infant. Ethan will be safely passed out drunk most of the time and May along with Pey the Killstream PAWG can keep rotating watch to keep Dick Molesterson and dead egg hulagirl89 away from Cozy.tv Rozy Xandra Ralph.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Hey little filly, what have you done?
Hey little filly, who's the only gunt?
Hey little filly, who's your baphomet?
Hey little filly, who's the kid you want?
Hey little filly, shotgun....

It's a nice day to....pop a xan
It's a nice day for a....gunt wedding....

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

How dare you suggest the Killstream Kompound is an unsafe environment for an infant. Ethan will be safely passed out drunk most of the time and May along with Pey the Killstream PAWG can keep rotating watch to keep Dick Molesterson and dead egg hulagirl89 away from Cozy.tv Rozy Xandra Ralph.

May took newborn Rozy to a double header Yankees game, the. Atlantic City while daddy had a drunken meltdown, lost all his money and tried to dump her and now shes hiding in a fucking cinderblock dump in Mexico. She gives no fucks about Rozy’s wellbeing, just her relationship to a fat, drunken laughing stock.

Any decent mother would have moved back in with her parents and told Gunt they would join him once he was stable and living in a decent place. Instead she volunteered her infant daughter to join a fat drunk alcoholic trying to outrun his mountain of terrible decisions.

Of course, this was what was expected of Pantsu Party having a spite reroll baby with Gunt. Some people hoped protective maternal instincts would kick in after Rozy was born, but that didn’t happen. Her need for drama and lack of spine muted any maternal instincts she might have.

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

• That Ralph is doing this to spite her father (also Faith, Vickers and Xander but mostly Harry)
• That the wedding will be in the middle of Ralph's fantasy fulfillment event where he can pretend he's not a 300 pound piece of shit, and just plays one on TV
• That no friends, family or any loved ones can attend
• That this mostly about Ralph and not her
• That she will probably have to carry the baby during the "wedding" because she can't leave reRollzy with family (only alternative would be leaving her with Ralph's psychotic fans)
• That Ralph will probably be in some weird costume for his wrestling fantasy
• That Ralph will be out of his mind on drugs (see: bowling event)
• That the "honeymoon" will be Ralph spending all his money gambling drunk and alone
• That Ralph will likely go to prostitutes during their "honeymoon"
• Oh, and that there will be alogs present at her wedding, because why the fuck wouldn't you want the people who laugh at you present at your wedding?

And then on top of ALL that, she also accepts that she is going to stay that entire week with a bunch of degenerate AF catboys/Ralph ballwashers where she and the baby will have zero privacy.

This is so fucking brutal that it's hard for me not to feel bad for her, even if she's actually enjoying herself. A part of me still holds out hope that she's working a long con but honestly Jersh is probably right, she's just stupid and mentally ill.

Dads, this is why you put extra care and attention into how you raise your daughters.

hope he gets his other eye knocked out of line.
He will be like that silent movie fall guy with two boss eyes pointing at different states.

Ben Turpin? Fucking kek. Was worth the Google just for the mental image

 

[AnOminous]

Of course, this was what was expected of Pantsu Party having a spite reroll baby with Gunt. Some people hoped protective maternal instincts would kick in after Rozy was born, but that didn’t happen.

She's not just subhuman, it's almost an insult to compare her to a horse, which is at least a mammal. This absolutely soulless cunt is some kind of reptile.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

This part is amazing, It's incredibly how much she is willing to debase herself, she really doesn't have any self esteem. Think about it, she accepts:

• That Ralph is doing this to spite her father (also Faith, Vickers and Xander but mostly Harry)
  • That the wedding will be in the middle of Ralph's fantasy fulfillment event where he can pretend he's not a 300 pound piece of shit, and just plays one on TV
  • That no friends, family or any loved ones can attend
  • That this mostly about Ralph and not her
  • That she will probably have to carry the baby during the "wedding" because she can't leave reRollzy with family (only alternative would be leaving her with Ralph's psychotic fans)

Ya gotta bend a little.

• • That Ralph will probably be in some weird costume for his wrestling fantasy

Dare we hope?!

• That Ralph will be out of his mind on drugs (see: bowling event)
• That the "honeymoon" will be Ralph spending all his money gambling drunk and alone
• That Ralph will likely go to prostitutes during their "honeymoon"
• Oh, and that there will be alogs present at her wedding, because why the fuck wouldn't you want the people who laugh at you present at your wedding?

And then on top of ALL that, she also accepts that she is going to stay that entire week with a bunch of degenerate AF catboys/Ralph ballwashers where she and the baby will have zero privacy.
The guy that claims he makes 1k a show, cannot afford a place for a week for his fiance and baby so that they can at least rest and have quiet when not being humiliated for the Internet to see.
I mean it's not like anyone would look forward to a wedding night with Ralph, but one with Ralph and people like that Avon Shartdale guy around is somehow worse.

This person really is absolutely broken. No wonder Ralph says he will marry her.

Is the four-day wedding party rager still on? I would've thoguht The Gunt would've cancelled it the second he started thinking about the possibility of getting served papers.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Is the four-day wedding party rager still on? I would've thoguht The Gunt would've cancelled it the second he started thinking about the possibility of getting served papers.

It’s like a train wreck. There’s a vehicle stuck on the tracks, and the engineer has slammed on the brakes, but there just isn’t enough time to slow the train down. A crash is going to occur, it’s obvious to all involved that it will, and there’s nothing that can be done at this point to prevent it.