Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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No wonder he spirals so hard. His brain just pinballs between 2 diametrically opposed ideas but either way he's always seething about the result.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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No wonder he spirals so hard. His brain just pinballs between 2 diametrically opposed ideas but either way he's always seething about the result.

I just had this minor epiphanous “click”.

If basically any farms user or random person uses the term “sperg,” I give them some kind of benefit of the doubt. Not that the person they’re referring to actually has assburgers, but that they’re probably socially obtuse in some way.

But, Ralph has reached such heights in basically ever cow metric that he doesn’t get that benefit of the doubt. If Ralph calls someone a “sperg,” my brain automatically edits it to “person who hurt Ralph’s feelings.”

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

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No wonder he spirals so hard. His brain just pinballs between 2 diametrically opposed ideas but either way he's always seething about the result.

He is absolutely horrible at writing. I know we all know that, but Jesus Christ. His grammar is horrendous.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I imagine he reverted to how it was in High School for him. He was just fat dorky dude who sat in the corner and was a pussy the whole time. I bet he didn’t even make any friends.

You mean Jr High. Gunt is a Jr. High School dropout, he got bullied so hard he dropped out of middle school and never got the chance to be the fat pussy in high school. He sat home and watched wrestling, soaps with Sandra and ate a lot his entire teen years.

This is why he’s so desperate to wear Tommy Hilfiger while getting his ass kicked in foreign countries, he’s forever trying to make up for wasting his youth. It motivates lots of his idiotic behavior and ideas.

 

[Mackiavelli13]

I don't know if Harry has a plan and I'm unsure if I like him on an individual level but he has caused Ralph a respectable amount of butthurt.

On Ralph's fake wedding day, I hope he pretends to flush the ashes. Not sure about this particular urn but from my experience the actual ashes are sealed inside of a baggy, not freely floating around like in the movies, so should be an easy prank.

I respect him for so far not fucking with him like that but now that things have escalated he's got to double down or back off. Never surrender, Mr Morris o7

He got swatted and Ralph is destroying his family slowly with all this bullshit. I don't know Mr. Morris but I'd be seeking to find Ralph as well, but I'd use only my hands.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You mean Jr High. Gunt is a Jr. High School dropout, he got bullied so hard he dropped out of middle school and never got the chance to be the fat pussy in high school. He sat home and watched wrestling, soaps with Sandra and ate a lot his entire teen years.

This is why he’s so desperate to wear Tommy Hilfiger while getting his ass kicked in foreign countries, he’s forever trying to make up for wasting his youth. It motivates lots of his idiotic behavior and ideas.

Right. The normal highschool arc is realizing that clique life is parasocial IRL and going on to “settle down” in some form.

Gunt can’t because he never reached the level of having a clique to begin with, so “settle down” is something he makes passes at in some kind of bizarre mockery, but his instinct is still to try his hardest to advertise himself as “cool” while waiting for the clique that will never come

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I don't know how every state works but one would assume he went to an actual prison for his assault on law enforcement.

He went to jail for 8 months, not prison.

 

[SargonF00t]

His excuse was that he needed to take time to acquire a proper marriage licence. See:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/page-737#post-14161159

I did see that, but surely he would be following up that stuff in the daytime, leaving his nights free to get on social media and holler?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I hope the main event is Harry revealing he molested Meigh and Ralph has been scooping up his sloppy seconds all the time

Considering how he's already scooping up Digibro's sloppy seconds I doubt he would care.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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Well that's just expected with Ralph that's how he want's things to end. Whatever we would try to tell him or do he's set on his own faith

Attack them how exactly? What can Ralph even do that would harm anyone at this point? I'm legitimately curious as to what he thinks he can do.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Attack them how exactly? What can Ralph even do that would harm anyone at this point? I'm legitimately curious as to what he thinks he can do.

Keep swatting them using his milk-fed gimp from AF I guess.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Right. The normal highschool arc is realizing that clique life is parasocial IRL and going on to “settle down” in some form.

Gunt can’t because he never reached the level of having a clique to begin with, so “settle down” is something he makes passes at in some kind of bizarre mockery, but his instinct is still to try his hardest to advertise himself as “cool” while waiting for the clique that will never come

Ralph proves every day he is mentally fifteen. The only reason he ended up with two bastard kids is that he felt para-social pressure from the “trad whites babies” crowd he courted and Josh (who is significantly younger than Gunt) commenting he wanted to settle down and have a family in the near future. Absolutely everything in Gunt’s life in 2021 should have told him he was in no way prepared to raise kids. But white trash never think ahead more than a few minutes.

(I’ll also acknowledge that Sandra’s declining health motivated him. Ditch the old sick mom and brother, and make some kids to fill the void. Lots of shitty people figure the easiest way to get love without any effort is making a kid, and just make another with someone else if the first hates you. Ralph practices hate breeding after all)

It’s a shame he didn’t keep following Dick Mastery’s lead. If only Daddy Dick had been a better friend Ralph wouldn’t be forced to hide in Mexico and have two bastard kids. He would have kept following in his internet daddy’s child free footsteps if only Dax has paid more attention to him.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I don't care about what these faggots say to me, they're faggots and I don't care but they're lying about me but I don't even care I couldn't care less what these fucking faggots have to say about me but all of the things they're saying about me aren't true but I really don't care to be honesst just want you know I'll never back down and fight them on every little thing they say about me even though I don't even care.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Considering how he's already scooping up Digibro's sloppy seconds I doubt he would care.

Ralph went down on Meigh in the car in that Wawa's parking lot the same night Digibro Digijizzed in her clam. Ralph loves sloppy seconds, and thirds and fourths if he can get them.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Considering how he's already scooping up Digibro's sloppy seconds I doubt he would care.

Jcaesar187 is notoriously into the cuck fetish. If only Harry would do blackface

 

[AltisticRight]

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No wonder he spirals so hard. His brain just pinballs between 2 diametrically opposed ideas but either way he's always seething about the result.

That's a nice way to say "I don't care what the ayelawgs say they totally don't make me mad not at all".

 

[TyrasGuard]

That's a nice way to say "I don't care what the ayelawgs say they totally don't make me mad not at all".

Which by extension translates so "i can't do shit"

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

It’s easier than that. You just call the cops and tell them there’s an abandoned car on your property. The cop puts a 72 hour warning sticker on it and you call a wrecker after 3 days. Then the wrecker takes it to their yard, reaches out to the owner, and it’s not your problem anymore. That varies by state but I assume it’s fairly uniform across the country.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I did see that, but surely he would be following up that stuff in the daytime, leaving his nights free to get on social media and holler?

Allegedly he's been on a Cancun-to-Miami ferry that takes 2 or three days.

Things ain't gone so good since The Gunt posted that Thanos Snap gif.

 

[disavow]

Allegedly he's been on a Cancun-to-Miami ferry that takes 2 or three days.

So they are sleeping in the truck in the hold of the ferry with the baby or maybe in chairs? That's pretty brutal. I don't imagine the ferry has beds like a cruise ship.