DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
How can one person have so many issues with ordering food? Why would you order food, especially when you do have so many issues when you have to be somewhere for an appointment? It's fucking stupid. Just eat at your house with the once a week groceries you supposedly buy. You are a "Machoor adult" dood it's not that complicated.

He has to have a medical issue, right? Unless he's outright lying about the "Appointments" he has an issue(s). I don't think he is because it doesn't fit the normal pattern of lying. With the amount he drinks, the diagnosis could be anything. Black blood in stool? That's my guess.
 
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Soy Dora said:
How can one person have so many issues with ordering food? Why would you order food, especially when you do have so many issues when you have to be somewhere for an appointment? It's fucking stupid. Just eat at your house with the once a week groceries you supposedly buy. You are a "Machoor adult" dood it's not that complicated.

He has to have a medical issue, right? Unless he's outright lying about the "Appointments" he has an issue(s). I don't think he is because it doesn't fit the normal pattern of lying. With the amount he drinks, the diagnosis could be anything. Black blood in stool? That's my guess.
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one of his 'appointments' is a haircut.
 
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Soy Dora said:
How can one person have so many issues with ordering food? Why would you order food, especially when you do have so many issues when you have to be somewhere for an appointment? It's fucking stupid. Just eat at your house with the once a week groceries you supposedly buy. You are a "Machoor adult" dood it's not that complicated.

He has to have a medical issue, right? Unless he's outright lying about the "Appointments" he has an issue(s). I don't think he is because it doesn't fit the normal pattern of lying. With the amount he drinks, the diagnosis could be anything. Black blood in stool? That's my guess.
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Crazy theory: couple's therapy.

More likely: each meal out is it's own appointment
 
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Soy Dora said:
How can one person have so many issues with ordering food? Why would you order food, especially when you do have so many issues when you have to be somewhere for an appointment? It's fucking stupid. Just eat at your house with the once a week groceries you supposedly buy. You are a "Machoor adult" dood it's not that complicated.

He has to have a medical issue, right? Unless he's outright lying about the "Appointments" he has an issue(s). I don't think he is because it doesn't fit the normal pattern of lying. With the amount he drinks, the diagnosis could be anything. Black blood in stool? That's my guess.
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I wonder how often he's complained about his order so that they give him a refund.
 
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You think the delivery services have a note that the customer in that specific gated community is "special"? Considering how much food he orders I would imagine that his reputation has spread. And then another step just think if his internet persona spreads among the drivers. Very unlikely but I still think there is a possibility that he isn't exactly the most liked customer
 
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Balr0g said:
You think the delivery services have a note that the customer in that specific gated community is "special"? Considering how much food he orders I would imagine that his reputation has spread. And then another step just think if his internet persona spreads among the drivers. Very unlikely but I still think there is a possibility that he isn't exactly the most liked customer
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With the amount of times he has complained and requested refunds, he's gotta be on a road toward getting blacklisted.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
With the amount of times he has complained and requested refunds, he's gotta be on a road toward getting blacklisted.
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I worked at a Pizza chain as a kid and we absolutely had notes about certain customers. Whether it be they don't tip, or we won't deliver to you because of past behavior. He's well on his way to most dashers just ignoring his orders. Maybe that is part of his problem now. Better drivers want nothing to do with him because of constant issues/poor tipping so only the shitty drivers are even willing to bring his slop.
 
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Who wore it better?
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