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"I was made honor roll"... Clearly not as a result of his performance in the "Communications Skills" area.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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It's called the Dean's List, not the honor roll, in this context. Another sure sign that Patrick didn't qualify.
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Orange post bad. Very Fat.
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Something doesn't add up. Supposedly he only took a single semester of CC. And as you guys mentioned above, there's no Honor Roll in CC.
I don't know you guys, now I'm beginning to think this Tomlinson fella may not be as trustworthy as he claims... Yes I'm shocked too.
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"Honor Roll"
Maybe I just didn't go to as prestigious a university as Pat, but...
That was a thing in grade school and junior high. Maybe some high schools call it that, too. But it was Dean's List from high school on, at least in my neck of the woods, up through one year of community college, then uni. But then again, my average gpa was 3.6, and that's not nearly as amazing as Pat's.
You want it to be low, right? Like in golf?
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Honor roll is like "Oh you're a kid who read a young-adult book that wasn't on the curriculum". It's not a badge you should wear into your forties. How embarrassing. Someone, probably his mother, told little Pattums he was a bright boy. He wasn't. He isn't. He's still thinking about how smart he was when he was twelve. You're not twelve anymore buddy. You're in your forties.
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Managed to archive the Teliophone Bit. Featuring: Betsy, her brother Brinton, poor Marco and a nice cameo by Hoolie's waitress. Credit to VoodooChild at Ona.Last week someone asked about Betsy and Pat. Today SpaceEdge tried to get the couple to know each other a little bit more (also included as the third wheel is Marco, the man suing her for accusing him of rape. You know, normal couple stuff)
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Unfortunately, no interaction with milady. Pat is so fucking stuck to his phone I think it's almost impossible to get someone to answer before him.
Anyway, I guess SE did it because as we all know Pat's about to get single and let's be honest: fat as he is, the only way he'll get any pussy is if it's a fatter, more deranged pussy than before.
Man, SpaceEdge is doing his best to be the best wingman ever, and as usual, Pat takes all his friends for granted. Shame on you Rick Thomas Johnson!
The part about Brinton getting recorded saying Fat's case was messy and this Marco guy can be heard here. Pretty funny bit, to be honest. Unfortunately I couldn't archive it here, if anyone wants to give it a shot, that'd be great! Btw, the Teliophone Part 1 is pretty fucking funny too.
Teliophone Part 2: Live from Wisconsin
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He meant “On his rolls” of which he has many. Because he’s fat.
Bukke Bruse
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It's so bad it could almost be random txt.
If Patrick ever hired an editor, think they'd
1: Quit in frustration
2: " No Child, it doesn't need editing, these are your clinical delusions "
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Maybe if he dropped off the "tier" part we'd have a better descriptor for Pat's talent.
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"When I was 'on a roll' I was led to be understood there would be cream filling"
"Patrick it's just a school thing-"
"Hush teacher child, you don't get to speak."
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My new favourite thing to do is edit photos of Pat, just thought I'd share this with you all
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"Psst! Kid. Yeah, you! Come over here. Word on the street is you're looking for new dealers of the raw stuff to refine and redistribute. Well I've got some right here for ya: 100% pure non-cut Pat retardation...straight from the jungles of Millwaukee!. 50-50, whadaya say, huh? Deal?"
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Uh oh! Looks like the Pests have found Pat's divorce proceedings! At 24 pages long (and $1.25 per page to access from the county clerk) surely our dastardly villains won't actually get hold of them...will they?
Stay tuned to find out!
Stay tuned to find out!
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Fat man celebrates
The death of Less fat rivals
What a bitchy cunt
The hubris of this bitch-titted absolute failure is breath taking.
The only good this adipose shit-cunt has ever done is to make literally everything look better in comparison.
Well done Fatrick, you are the pinnacle of disgust, pat yourself on the back. In fantasy obviously, human limbs haven’t the length to encompass your girth.
He’s fat too, if anybody hasn’t noticed.
The death of Less fat rivals
What a bitchy cunt
The hubris of this bitch-titted absolute failure is breath taking.
The only good this adipose shit-cunt has ever done is to make literally everything look better in comparison.
Well done Fatrick, you are the pinnacle of disgust, pat yourself on the back. In fantasy obviously, human limbs haven’t the length to encompass your girth.
He’s fat too, if anybody hasn’t noticed.
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Honour Roll is like the Deans list, but with people with lower GPA qualification. That being said, he got 1.7GPA in high school, there's no way he got between 3.5-3.6. This man is a low IQ white nigger. At best he probably got in the low 2's before he quite
MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin
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maybe honor roll was the name of a cinnamon bun shop next to class.
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This is such a funny picture. He's dressed like an Austin Powers sidekick, like this is a parody of a person who takes himself too seriously. He has a little tin bucket over there. For when he makes.
This picture has such subtle textures, like his autism claw. Look at the grip he has on his iphone, it's inhuman. It's like a fallout 4 monster. I guess he picked the gullet perk, why is is neck so pelican? The shadow on his neck is bizarre, it's like he's swallowed several beloved neighborhood pets and wants more. But of course all this is tied up in a bow with his suit. His ridiculous suit that is clearly for women, that tightens under the breast to give women a little push. His gormless smug face as he unwittingly takes a selfie in some wannabe-postmodern japanese bathroom, sweat already dripping from his forehead, smirking at us like he's accomplished something.
This is a very good Patrick photo. I like this photo.
Mr. Povich
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This is starting to sound like the poem about the two dead boys shooting each other with swords.
TheGuntinator
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I'm pretty sure that's a sign of FASD. As well as his upturned pig nose and general lack of intelligence.
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He's even worse than this. He wouldn't have eaten it- he would have poisoned all of the servings because some homeless dude was wearing a red hat he found in the garbage, and was therefore confirmed to be a Nazi. And only Nazis eat with other Nazis, so everyone else should suffer too
Holy shit, this dude was a cop before his writing career? I thought Ricky was firmly in the ACAB Antifa crowd