Phoenix Flame / RadWitchyTransBitchy / Evey Eclipse / Fyrebrrd - Homeless, Ebegging Tranny Who Mails Phil Drugs and Talks to Him on the Phone for Hours

[Rou]

He got $485 more than any hateful entitled shit deserves.

It's going to dry up fast anyways.

Edit: I doubt he really needs it if he can take some of his cash to send drugs to ADF.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Edit: I doubt he really needs it if he can take some of his cash to send drugs to ADF.

Do you think he was perhaps having a fit of optimism, and meant "send it to you" in the sense of "and then you will send me some of your autismbux"?

Powerlevel: Have seen and handled pot butter. In my limited (because non-West Coast resident) experience with same, since it is often clarified into ghee for some reason, it melts faster than regular butter. Can't wait for Phil to get to his PO Box and meet cops because some very unamused postal workers got a package for him that reeks like weed, but dribbled all over everything in sorting and handling. (If someone is enabling Phil, I leap to the assumption that they're not competent enough to merely send him a tightly sealed jar of what would arrive as liquid.)

 

[Baguette]

I'll give this busted tranny 10 cents if he shaves his fucking face.

 

[Rou]

Do you think he was perhaps having a fit of optimism, and meant "send it to you" in the sense of "and then you will send me some of your autismbux"?

Powerlevel: Have seen and handled pot butter. In my limited (because non-West Coast resident) experience with same, since it is often clarified into ghee for some reason, it melts faster than regular butter. Can't wait for Phil to get to his PO Box and meet cops because some very unamused postal workers got a package for him that reeks like weed, but dribbled all over everything in sorting and handling. (If someone is enabling Phil, I leap to the assumption that they're not competent enough to merely send him a tightly sealed jar of what would arrive as liquid.)

I bet it's "the first sample is free" thing.

Seeing the signs I always see in the post office, an oily box would probably get him in deep shit.

 

[chimpburgers]

What a pretentious showoff.

http://titsandsass.com/the-tedium-of-trans-sex-work/

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Is sex work now a requirement for being a "proper tranny" or something ?

 

[Axiom]

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6xxLvQ1.png&hash=991a03a0a9fca4fb9b8ef324c2edee5b

From what I know, this is a really par for the course with sex workers and escorts of most kinds, cis and tran.s, men and women. Most of the men (and it's always men) who hire them are likely to chicken out and bail out of guilt or fear if they get time to think about it. It's not solely a feature of sex work for transpeople. Most men are aware that it's taboo and don't actually want to think about it for long. They just want to do it and then worry about the guilt later.

 

[An Ghost]

would Phil bother reading a thread about one of his friends if he saw their name in the title? would he bother telling them? would phoenix post some bitch rant on twitter if he saw this?

 

[4Macie]

From what I know, this is a really par for the course with sex workers and escorts of most kinds, cis and tran.s, men and women. Most of the men (and it's always men) who hire them are likely to chicken out and bail out of guilt or fear if they get time to think about it. It's not solely a feature of sex work for transpeople. Most men are aware that it's taboo and don't actually want to think about it for long. They just want to do it and then worry about the guilt later.

As I was reading Phoenix's post I was thinking, "Wait..do hookers/prostitutes actually have month long booking processes??" Because, to me, that seems like bad planning. If you give someone a month to thinking about banging a prostitute, I'm sure they'll start thinking about all the reasons NOT to fuck the prostitute.

Also, why is it that all of our trannies here at the kiwifarms claim to be a part of the tranny-sex-worker gig? Literally every single one of them talks like they are regularly out there banging men for money. It's getting to the point where I'm just going to start assuming every trans lolcow is a prostitute the moment we make a thread for them.

 

[An Ghost]

It's getting to the point where I'm just going to start assuming every tranny lolcow is a prostitute the moment we make a thread for them.

this but autism

 

[AnOminous]

Not to get too far off topic but they're made out of a very strong and lightweight plastic. They're mean as hell and would drop someone hard if you hit them in the throat or solar plexus.

The court case I mentioned involves a statute that actually mentions "plastic knuckles" but notes that a law involving "metal knuckles" would actually cover the weapon in question, too, although that part of the language is dicta.

It's getting to the point where I'm just going to start assuming every tranny lolcow is a prostitute the moment we make a thread for them.

That's just one of the lies fake trannies tell. They have a prostitution career like they have gender dysphoria. It's just shit they make up.

From what I know, this is a really par for the course with sex workers and escorts of most kinds, cis and tran.s, men and women. Most of the men (and it's always men) who hire them are likely to chicken out and bail out of guilt or fear if they get time to think about it. It's not solely a feature of sex work for transpeople. Most men are aware that it's taboo and don't actually want to think about it for long. They just want to do it and then worry about the guilt later.

What deep insight. This fag is aware men just want to bust a nut and move on.

 

[Axiom]

As I was reading Phoenix's post I was thinking, "Wait..do hookers/prostitutes actually have month long booking processes??" Because, to me, that seems like bad planning. If you give someone a month to thinking about banging a prostitute, I'm sure they'll start thinking about all the reasons NOT to fuck the prostitute.

There's the remote possibility that they're so popular they HAVE to plan out weeks in advance like the fanciest fucking cake shop in town. But most likely it's bad planning. I understand arranging go see someone a few hours or a day in advance, but apart from event planners and doctors, I don't really know of anybody who routinely plans that far out. It seems like too big a risk. Just tell the guy you're busy but if he's still interested later/tomorrow/Tuesday, to get in touch. This seems like an easy enough solution but apparently that's just one or two steps of forethought and common sense too far for some of these people.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

would Phil bother reading a thread about one of his friends if he saw their name in the title? would he bother telling them? would phoenix post some bitch rant on twitter if he saw this?

Phil is a greedy pig and wants to keep us all to himself.

 

[lindsayfan]

Hi, welcome to one of my special interests.

Spoiler: sex worker scheduling

Sex worker scheduling is as widely varied as sex work-- i.e. there's people getting in strangers' cars by the underpass and there's people whose tricks fly them across the country by jet with a wide range in-between. For instance, some businessman going to a convention somewhere arranging funtimez in advance is not at all uncommon.

The rate at which tricks flake out on dates is probably slightly higher than the rate at which sex workers flake out, since the profit motive is a steadier, more reliable motivator than bein horny. Dudes spending forever arranging a date via phone/text/email and then flaking is among the many reasons sex workers who can manage it prefer recurrent clients.

Aside from celebrities (porn actresses escorting) most of the absolute highest-paid sex workers in the game are what the internet would call "dick girls" or futa: super-passing femme-presenting with big functioning s. These are some of the "flown around on jets" types, and their companionship does often have to be booked many weeks in advance.

tl:dr it's hard to generalize about sex worker experiences even within the subset of tran.s women.

At the risk of being cruel, homeless usually ≠ booking dates weeks in advance.

 

[Ambivalenz]

How about he gets a fucking job, like everyone else has to?

That´s why.

Since getting a job is out of the question, and sucking dicks doesn´t count, you can help out Phoenix Flame with Amazon gift cards or PayPal at:

Fyrebrrd@riseup.net

 

[Positron]

Not to get too far off topic but they're made out of a very strong and lightweight plastic. They're mean as hell and would drop someone hard if you hit them in the throat or solar plexus.

You're supposed to keep them on your keychain with your mace, and only use them as a last resort because you're going to get raped or murdered. You're not supposed to flounce about looking like a dangerous drug addled cross dresser eyeing people to punch with them.

Which tranny doesn't fancy himself being constantly raped and murdered by virile, muscular, alpha CIZ DOODZ?!

"The Tedium of Trans Sex Work"

Which tranny doesn't fancy himself earning easy male cash by letting CIZ DOODZ stick it in their whatever?

I swear there must be a Tranny School somewhere that teaches them the same shit.

 

[The Dude]

I guarantee you no one is hiring this butch- ass he-she for sex, unless they're some desperate hobo like Phil with no standards and a few McNuggets short of a Happy Meal. Most guys who troll tranny hookers want them to at least be SOMEWHAT feminine. Not some 6' 6" dude with a stubbly Bruce Campbell chin dressed in a miniskirt.

And the entitlement on this guy! Holy shit! He honestly expects everyone around him to give him money just for existing. Fuck that. I hope no one gives Chins McGee here a fucking cent. Go earn it yourself you lazy asswipe.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The only women that matter are, er, well, him, I guess. Everyone else should just hold doors open for him and pay for his lip gloss. This guy is rivalling OPL for entitlement.

Let's get him, Kylie and Phil together for a party. No need for cocktail sausages or extra salt on the nibbles table.

Starting to wonder if he shouldn't go in the Lolcow forum. Any idea if he's involved with the Rat King at all?

 

[Ambivalenz]

Starting to wonder if he shouldn't go in the Lolcow forum. Any idea if he's involved with the Rat King at all?

I´m rather torn tbh. He´s definitely more of a lolcow than anything else, and besides being a tranny there is nothing I would think that ties him into the other known trannies. The only connection to anyone seems to be to Phil, otherwise he´s living his life proudly couch surfing for the last two years and moving around the country; and a lot less online than your average drama tranny. He must have his own network of people he´s mooching off, and that there isn´t anything to laugh at seems highly unlikely. Now with Phil I think it will lead to more tranny drama since "cis people are gross", it merely depends how much more of it do we really want? Insofar I think both works, even the "asspatters" tag is a good one as I expect that it will establish more lulzworthy moments around him, and by extension Phil. For now at least I´d think it makes sense to keep the thread within C.I.S.

 

[Rou]

Some A+ projection there

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