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[RM 810]

Anyone know what she means by "Have my black cat on my left hand..." Is that some kind of weapon?

One of these things I think

 

[lindsayfan]

I read a lot of craaaazy shit, but this li'l paragraph is one of the craziest things I've read in a while. The obsession with image, pose and props, the... idk man, fuck, all of it. Totally crazy.

 

[AnOminous]

I read a lot of craaaazy shit, but this li'l paragraph is one of the craziest things I've read in a while. The obsession with image, pose and props, the... idk man, fuck, all of it. Totally crazy.

@Flame the Sunbird, a "black cat" is a keychain weapon.

Spoiler: Pictured: Phoenix's actual hand/arm

I hope he's looked into his local laws, because brass knuckles, punch daggers, and similar items are quite often illegal and it's often a felony even to possess them. (Such laws may turn out incompatible with the individual right to bear arms but they're still on the books in a lot of places.)

Also even if they're legal to possess it is usually illegal to go around brandishing weapons at people with no provocation whatsoever like some kind of violent lunatic. You could easily get a psych hold just for that.

 

[Splendid]

I hope he's looked into his local laws, because brass knuckles, punch daggers, and similar items are quite often illegal and it's often a felony even to possess them. (Such laws may turn out incompatible with the individual right to bear arms but they're still on the books in a lot of places.)

Yeah, but guns aren't cute and girly looking and those evil Rethuglicans support your right to have them (just not necessarily in your preferred bathroom) so you must use those stupid novelty pieces of shit.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fb3fs1A8.png&hash=1e3f79e47b80a2147a97068e35ad1031

Confirmed for autogynophilia. Dude, just dress up that way. You don't have to bullshit that you're female.

Also, I never met a woman who'd post anything like this. It's like theatre to him or something.

Dammit, he's creepy as hell.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, but guns aren't cute and girly looking and those evil Rethuglicans support your right to have them (just not necessarily in your preferred bathroom) so you must use those stupid novelty pieces of shit.

The right to bear arms includes arms other than guns. The reason for banning items like this, though, were that in the past, riots were a lot more common and people would routinely use items like this, causing grievous injuries in large numbers. New Orleans is an example of somewhere that banned punch knives for this reason. This is sort of a hybrid between brass knuckles and the often banned punch knives.

They're definitely illegal in New York.

 

[RM 810]

The right to bear arms includes arms other than guns. The reason for banning items like this, though, were that in the past, riots were a lot more common and people would routinely use items like this, causing grievous injuries in large numbers. New Orleans is an example of somewhere that banned punch knives for this reason. This is sort of a hybrid between brass knuckles and the often banned punch knives.

They're definitely illegal in New York.

Isn't that why they're made to look like cats and put on keychains? So people have a reasonable excuse for having them. Which may not actually work, but it helps sell them I suppose.

 

[Splendid]

Isn't that why they're made to look like cats and put on keychains? So people have a reasonable excuse for having them. Which may not actually work, but it helps sell them I suppose.

The kind of metal that they're made of will blow that defense right the fuck out the window in court unless they really are just cheap novelty items that will bend if they sit in your pocket for a day.

 

[AnOminous]

The kind of metal that they're made of will blow that defense right the fuck out the window in court unless they really are just cheap novelty items that will bend if they sit in your pocket for a day.

In fact, that defense has been blown the fuck out in court in a case called Small v. Rice.

 

[Rou]

Confirmed for autogynophilia. Dude, just dress up that way. You don't have to bullshit that you're female.

Also, I never met a woman who'd post anything like this. It's like theatre to him or something.

Dammit, he's creepy as hell.

Maybe he's trying to convince himself.

 

[chimpburgers]

Gotta ebeg fast!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!

 

[wet_butt]

To be frank, I'm fucking sick of you interacting with me without so much as enabling my NEET lifestyle via e-donations!

 

[An Ghost]

Isn't that why they're made to look like cats and put on keychains? So people have a reasonable excuse for having them. Which may not actually work, but it helps sell them I suppose.

that's usually how people dodge laws about possession or companies shipping them to places. places list them as belt buckles or paper weights or maybe even key chains.
i however don't believe that he would wear it openly on the bus and maybe just posted that to seem badass.

 

[AnOminous]

Gotta ebeg fast!

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Goddamn I already hate this motherfucker. This has to be one of the shittiest humans in existence. Quit liking his selfies, normies. Curbstomp him instead!

 

[4Macie]

Goddamn I already hate this motherfucker. This has to be one of the shittiest humans in existence. Quit liking his selfies, normies. Curbstomp him instead!

This guy is one of those people just begging for a beating.

Spoiler

Says all this shit, look at the comment. Sharing doesn't help me!!! People mean well but fuck those people because they didn't give me money!!
Literally tells people to stop sharing his shit if they aren't going to pay him...but then when they go to his donations page, it literally says that "every share can raise $37". I get that he probably can't remove the share thing because it's probably part of the site itself. But jesus, don't hate people for sharing your shit if they are trying to help you. They might not have the money to do so, and because they can't give money they're helping by sharing so people with money might feel inclined to help.

But, as we all know, if no one shared his shit and he still didn't get money; he'd be just as pissed. He's not pissed that people are sharing his ebegging, he's pissed that all his "hard work" isn't getting him the shit he wants.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

How about he gets a fucking job, like everyone else has to?

 

[tweaker the cat]

Additional due credit for at least being able to dress like a pretty reasonably fashionable woman. You can do much about the face shape without surgery but they're at least making a damn good effort to dress well. When you put that up against dumbasses like Phil and Jordan and Kylie who don't even TRY to pass, it looks pretty good.

Pretty much this. If I saw this person on the street, by no means would I mistake them for a cis woman, but I would certainly recognize that they're probably tran.s and would treat them with the appropriate amount of respect. Now someone like Phil, for example... If I saw Phil on the street and didn't know him, there's no way in hell I would ever think he's anything other than a dirty, smelly homeless man.

 

[Smutley]

The kind of metal that they're made of will blow that defense right the fuck out the window in court unless they really are just cheap novelty items that will bend if they sit in your pocket for a day.

Not to get too far off topic but they're made out of a very strong and lightweight plastic. They're mean as hell and would drop someone hard if you hit them in the throat or solar plexus.

You're supposed to keep them on your keychain with your mace, and only use them as a last resort because you're going to get raped or murdered. You're not supposed to flounce about looking like a dangerous drug addled cross dresser eyeing people to punch with them.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

But, as we all know, if no one shared his shit and he still didn't get money; he'd be just as pissed. He's not pissed that people are sharing his ebegging, he's pissed that all his "hard work" isn't getting him the shit he wants.

He got $485 more than any hateful entitled shit deserves.