DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Soy Dora said:
How can one person have so many issues with ordering food? Why would you order food, especially when you do have so many issues when you have to be somewhere for an appointment? It's fucking stupid. Just eat at your house with the once a week groceries you supposedly buy. You are a "Machoor adult" dood it's not that complicated.

He has to have a medical issue, right? Unless he's outright lying about the "Appointments" he has an issue(s). I don't think he is because it doesn't fit the normal pattern of lying. With the amount he drinks, the diagnosis could be anything. Black blood in stool? That's my guess.
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Every single interaction seems to be dealing with some sort of customer service via Karen Style Esque situation where he's getting some sort of compensation for these incompetent human beings on planet earth working jobs.

Almost seems like he's playin the system hard in every situation to get free shit. Seems to be how he roles. Like doordasher ditching your ass, FedEx not delivering a day earlier, the neckphone situation, amazon and the PS5, ordering capture cards just to show off and return for a joke, and fuckin Burger King. The list goes on for years.

Even today we had to hear his dealings with eating out 3 times today and how their Taco Bell purchases for TWO people being over $25. That's fucking insane for something like Taco Bell unless you're high and drunk.
 
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This sounds like a minuscule thing but it exemplifies how much of a humorless streamer Phil is, Phil is talking about his driving and someone asks "do you wear gunnar glasses when you drive?" and Phil responds "No", just a dry no, and then keeps playing. He could have said "why would I wear them? I need to at least hit the tier one tips goal for that ack ack" or "if I don't even wear the glasses I'm supposed to it's even less likely I'll wear the gunnar glasses no? ack ack ack", but no, Phil is such a humorless low IQ cunt that he just says "no" and keeps playing.

I have seen similar situations in his stream when someone makes a comment that could be used to be charismatic and the dent just shuts it down, more evidence of this is the fact that there is quite literally zero DarkSydePhil highlights, there isn't a single funny moment in his youtube career, the most similar thing he did was top 10 racist moments.

Edit: I'm retarded and I posted this here instead of the main thread.
 
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Soy Dora said:
He has to have a medical issue, right? Unless he's outright lying about the "Appointments" he has an issue(s). I don't think he is because it doesn't fit the normal pattern of lying. With the amount he drinks, the diagnosis could be anything. Black blood in stool? That's my guess.
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DSP does not have appointments. He can't come up with any good reasons why he was too busy to enjoy his day off, to not do something simple that will benefit his fans, to cook a $5 meal instead of doordashing a $60 meal, to do prep work for his streams, etc. so he makes the appointments he has once a year -- appointment with a lawyer, emailing his tax stuff to his 'tax guy', taking Kat to the doctor (obesity concerns) -- and they're the only things he can think of to explain busyness that isn't the 30 minutes of grocery shopping he does on his days off.
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
DSP does not have appointments. He can't come up with any good reasons why he was too busy to enjoy his day off, to not do something simple that will benefit his fans, to cook a $5 meal instead of doordashing a $60 meal, to do prep work for his streams, etc. so he makes the appointments he has once a year -- appointment with a lawyer, emailing his tax stuff to his 'tax guy', taking Kat to the doctor (obesity concerns) -- and they're the only things he can think of to explain busyness that isn't the 30 minutes of grocery shopping he does on his days off.
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He said he had 2 appointments yesterday:
1) his hair cannibalizing
2) khets hair bowl treatment.
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
thats what happens when a dude goes to get his hair cut at a place called curls n twirls
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The problem is she doesn't step down the guard. Seems like she only does 2 steps, and the gap in guard size is too big. Like she goes from a 1 to a 2.5 or something. It's a shame Phil is afraid of being in a room full of men with 10 times more testosterone than he has.
 

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This sounds like a minuscule thing but it exemplifies how much of a humorless streamer Phil is, Phil is talking about his driving and someone asks "do you wear gunnar glasses when you drive?" and Phil responds "No", just a dry no, and then keeps playing. He could have said "why would I wear them? I need to at least hit the tier one tips goal for that ack ack" or "if I don't even wear the glasses I'm supposed to it's even less likely I'll wear the gunnar glasses no? ack ack ack", but no, Phil is such a humorless low IQ cunt that he just says "no" and keeps playing.

I have seen similar situations in his stream when someone makes a comment that could be used to be charismatic and the dent just shuts it down, more evidence of this is the fact that there is quite literally zero DarkSydePhil highlights, there isn't a single funny moment in his youtube career, the most similar thing he did was top 10 racist moments.
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There are never going to be purposeful highlights for this fuckin milquetoast, unfunny loser. Even internet people don't like him because of your example. No one likes him and this is why. He's a piece of cardboard.

He's only here because variants of us, and fuckin retards like him prop him up with money. Not blaming anyone but that's just how it is. Anyone not part of this vortex steers the ship around because he's such a below average idiot that sucks the fuckin' energy out of the room and fills it with synthentic and artificial emotion and feeling. I can't describe it anymore than that.

This guy is a Grade-A doofus. He offers nothing positive to anyones life directly. It's all fake, phony nonsense. He's a half tank of gas rarely and willingly going to give you fumes.
 
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The hairdresser clearly thinks Phil is gay

He comes in with a BBW, shows no signs of affection towards her and quietly chats with her because he is a mature married man, probably sits there stone faced barely talking, and gives the most vague instructions imaginable like "I want it short on the sides but I want enough on top to STYLE!" so she gives him the 40 year old man in a gay marriage trying to look hip cut
 
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