[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[FamicomGorby]

Panstu achieves every little girl's dream and marries a gunted felonious rage pig in a trashy Las Vegas wedding chapel. Slightly better than doing it during Guntmania.

I won't believe they're legally married till their marriage license gets posted.

Could he not afford to buy the images?

90% sure the reason Ralph did a Vegas wedding instead of Guntmania was so he didn't have to buy a wedding cake, like fuck he's gonna pay for pictures.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Mazel tov!!!

 

[Dandy]

I am surprised it actually happened. I wonder if Nick Fuentes will get them a wedding present? Either way, yikes!

 

[Lady Crow]

New poll on how long before divorce?

 

[Tumbo II]

May I feel so very owned right now my only question now is how long until the divorce saga.

 

[A-Stump]

What happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas.

Especially something as retarded and white trash as this.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

You just know Ralph did this because Jersh said Ralph would never marry Meigh. The fact that Ralph's going at it with Harry is completely secondary.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

It's finally over. They are united in unholy matrimony.

 

[MeltyTW]

LOL.
LMAO.
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I THOUGHT THE ELVIS THING WAS A JOKE

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

That's just fucking sad. How embarrassing for both of them.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Well at least they actually did it this time (dispite how pathetic it looks).

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

What’s strange is Elvis Presleys daughter just had a heart attack.. The evil spirit inhabiting Ralph is on another level. She had a heart attack after someone dressed as her dad Married a Pig and Horse together.

Jesus wept.

 

[Preacher ✝]

LOL.
LMAO.
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So it looks like Ralph is wearing a red T shirt and a cheap hat to his Vegas wedding officiated by Elvis while his bride is dressed worse than half the hookers on the strip.

Am I seeing that correctly? Do we have any full shots of the Ralphamale Wedding Attire?

I bet he's wearing cargo shorts.

 

[THATSNOTTRUE]

are they flying to Philly now? That's a long drive.

 

[mindlessobserver]

How the fuck was Ralph able to get even MORE white trash?! Holy shit lmfao

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

*shits himself* “Uh…shit…”

 

[Spergichu]

I'm guessing they left Rozy out in the car.

 

[Lyster]

I feel that Null may be a little owned by the way he wrote the featured message ngl

 

[deeman]

What? No video upload to nail his W in the face of his father in-law?

 

[Figger Naggot]

That picture is fucking amazing. It encapsulates everything wrong with these people. A casually dressed Ralph looking on menacingly in the foreground and Meigh's awkward forced smile as she walks down the aisle with, not her father, but a random stranger while there is no family in attendance. The aylawgs have been owned!