Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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Yeah... that is what is killing the channel...
 
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Boogie posts about a TikTok user's death and has to involve himself. They followed each other on TikTok and occasionally liked each other's videos; that's such a minor thing that it should be embarrassing to mention it.
Oh noooo. A fatty died how he lived, eating.
You can set your watch on boogie taking it to twitter to spin it to be about HIM and HIS struggles w being fat.

Boogie forget that the difference between these two is that Waffle seem to be a genuine nice dude that people will actually miss

Rip in pepperoni fat man on the internet I never heard about until boogie decided to grief theif your death.
 
I ended up watching his newest video because by far is the most galaxy brained video he could have made. Talk about beating a dead fucking horse so hard that you are essentially just pounding powdered bone marrow at this point.
So I just decided to spoiler my long post because it’s long and if you are here for Boogie updates, I am not trying to waste anyone’s time. But here it goes to those who are interested;

Like this melon headed fuck just doesn’t understand that he can make videos that aren’t either; A)Shirtless and coping or B) Faggot Francis 2010 Dogma Sperging. You’ve Flint Michigand you entire online presence because you were unwilling to find a way to actually adapt with the platform. You had such a gouldylox zone it was nuts and you pissed it all away because you were fucking lazy.

Whatever you are a mental fuck, so is most of the population for that matter. How can’t one be mental in clown world? What makes it interesting? Your struggles for the 15th time or shirtless post on Tiktock of the evening? Why would a mainline audience care about that? Or a short video trend from 13 years ago that hasn’t even been relevant as old as most of the girls you stalk on Tic Tok. Fuck you are not funny, informative, and are only interesting for the whirlwind of lies you weaved over your internet career. The only thing that gets clicks is the drama, or the better suited content creators compiling your shenanigans in a long form essay/documentary format.

Melon also forgot to mention the aspect that most of his top videos aren’t even circulating the algorithm anymore, so what is the point of getting literal micro dollars for every thousand interactions or some shit like that. Especially when 0.1 percent of your subscriber base even bothers to click your current day content to begin with. Why would anyone in the right mind outside of brain dead faggots even bother giving you anymore money? To indulge on your Marcos Pizza habit addiction??? Trying to make it seem like you are speaking on the behalf of more popular content creators is rich considering that you haven’t been in the club for a long time now, and it would be literal career suicide to even collaborate with you.

If these gaming channels you are taking about can’t make money by finding a more creative way of breaking beyond the raging angry gamer trend of 2007, then fuck ‘em. Even if these creators choose to swear on their content, then find another platform. If you didn’t blow your money compulsively with riding the memecoin trend thinking it was going to be easy money, then you could of probably even fucking financed some type of alternative were gamers could make that type of content that isn’t Twitch. But wait a minute… that’s right you don’t even play games anymore. As well it requires having to do actual work and not grifting on the same dead trend that was unfunny by the time the clock turned past the year 2010.

You had your chance to evolve with the platform and made your content appeal to people. You could have just said fuck it and called the people trying to pin you as the mister rogers or some shit of YouTube a bunch of homosexual sissies and just made your edgelord content. What ever you would have still alienated yourself, but at least your core people would have stuck around. Not the temperamental fair weather looney toons that will flip on you on a dime as soon as an Alog enters the equation.

It’s sad because I was a fan a long time ago, and I liked the early stuff that was the gaming vlogs. Francis always sucked and only the lowest common denominator enjoyed those videos in the early days. As well the only reason why people watched them because they thought it was actually you. This was before the injection of Steven J. Williams and his mental meltdown of the evening dominating the airwaves. The whole aspect of trying to play one character on one while playing another character on another platform is also what killed your channel. Playing both sides alienated you completely because to one side you were seen as a luke warm snowflake. The other side seen you as a disingenuous hypocrite. Both have tossed you aside and quit watching you. The nail in the coffin was the worse than nazis comment. That was the video in my humble opinion that killed your channel and gave your entire detractor base an array of endless ammunition.

As well for your closing plugs you had to give yourself, because all that video was is you just trying to paypig the last couple of Derichs that watch your nonsense; You don’t have decent merchandise, even when you tried playing by the Hassle meme was uncreative and lazy. You don’t honour your Patreon commitments, you have a OnlyFans which I don’t even want to know the disgusting degenerate trash that is behind that paywall. Also even giving your videos a click aren’t even worth the time because of the boring run of the mill takes you make. Luckily when I watch YouTube I have adblockers enabled by default, so you get nothing from my view anyways. All you spend your money on is sugarbabies, plastic shit, and hamburgers. It doesn’t get reinvested into your videos, or content for that matter. A puppet and magic the gathering cards doesn’t count anyways. It isn’t like this is high effort or time intensive content anyways. It’s obvious from the content you produce.

I would understand if you were putting 50 hour workweeks in making multi series essays on said topic that required research and technical competence to perform. But it isn’t the case, the bare fucking minimum, and you expect it to sell. Then at the end of all, expect JewTube to reject advertising dollars to pay for their employees dilation sessions, to support your hamburger, and prostitute addictions is laughable. The only thing that makes you even remotely interesting is watching the Ls you pump out on the daily, and I can get that shit for free thanks to a site called KiwiFarms.net.

This is where your true audience remains, orbiters that derive the detective work my fellow countrymen of the Kiwi Nation take in archiving or commenting on your perpetual failures in life. It’s kind of sad that a faggot like me put more effort into my post writing about your fucking stupid video than you’ve put into your last couple of months of actual videos. No amount of Betterhelp, sugarbabies, carbonated cancer water, asspatters, stickers, and Xanax will ever change that… Remember, you are here for ever. So I tip my top hat to you and your perpetual degeneration.
 
That was one of the best synopsis of Boogie I've read on the farms in a while General Tug Boat (can't @ you for some reason). Sadly, I don't think Melon could stomach something that real about him and jumped off after the first paragraph, but the message wasn't lost on us.

"Fuck you are not funny, informative, and are only interesting for the whirlwind of lies you weaved over your internet career." -General Tug Boat

Boogie that his is all you're going to be remembered for, a quick YouTube search will show you what your legacy will be: a whiny death fat who got caught lying a lot, that's it.
 
That was one of the best synopsis of Boogie I've read on the farms in a while General Tug Boat (can't @ you for some reason). Sadly, I don't think Melon could stomach something that real about him and jumped off after the first paragraph, but the message wasn't lost on us.

"Fuck you are not funny, informative, and are only interesting for the whirlwind of lies you weaved over your internet career." -General Tug Boat

Boogie that his is all you're going to be remembered for, a quick YouTube search will show you what your legacy will be: a whiny death fat who got caught lying a lot, that's it.
I highly doubt Boogie will even be remembered over 5 years. The jnternet ages quick and theres 10 new stars every day, people way more memoral than him.
 
he deleted this so fast
Thank you for capping, he wasn't getting any blowback on his twitter for it, and he's too socially retarded and full of himself to see what a dipshit he was being, so I can't help but think a very bored, very high Boogie is checking in with the farms once again.

Hi Boogie!

Just a pro tip: Nice people don't constantly tweet out insults or imply everyone who disagrees with them is stupid (Boogie's fave phrase being "Anyone with half a brain / who uses half their brain can see...") and deleting it or saying (a very disingenuous) "sorry" afterwards doesn't make you Mr. Rogers.
Because actual nice people, people like Mr. Rogers, they don't think that shit in the first place. I know, shocking, but genuinely nice people aren't just hiding their bad thoughts, or pretending they're not happening, or apologizing for them; they just don't have them.
And that's one of the many reasons you'll never actually be a nice guy, Boogie.
 
as expected, this recent wave of demonetization posed a great opportunity for boogie to shill his membership only exclusive content charity case. I wanted to take a closer look, and it seems like his tier 1 membership perks are par for the course with access to emotes and badges, but as a tier 2 channel member, you gain access to, well, the ability to give boogie $4.99 a month. congratulations! money well spent.

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his tier 3 membership perks are laughable.

let's be real, boogie can't afford to post exclusive videos to a small subset of tier 3 channel members. that's lost money from videos he could otherwise post and monetize publicly. he already admitted in his begging video that he wouldn't start posting exclusive content until he reached 100 channel members, which definitely never happened, unless it did and he never delivered on his promise. if he was actively posting exclusive content, we'd know about it. he also mentions the elusive "weight loss updates" here as if he also didn't admit in his begging video that he can't promise any weight loss content. granted, these perk descriptions are likely old as shit, but this is what he's actively advertising in his recent video and majority of it is a flat out scam.

at least with patreon, you know what you're getting into because you essentially see the same page patrons see except the posts are either a short preview or blurred out. you know how much content you'll gain access to, you can see when the last time a post was made, and you can gauge the frequency of posts. of course there's always a chance the content itself isn't worth it, but at least you're given some metrics to help you make an informed decision before you spend any money.

with youtube, I can't seem to find anything outlining the amount or type of exclusive content you gain access to when you pay to join a channel as a member. it looks like you just have to take the creator's word for what you'll receive from a short description, which in boogie's case is a complete lie, conveniently for the most expensive and profitable membership option.

something about boogie's blatant abuse of these subscription services irks me more than some of his other bullshit. "if you're a responsible adult with disposable income because you work hard and don't blow your money on mountains of food and escorts like I do, consider giving me some of that money because I refuse to get a real job or put effort into what is supposed to be my career and I require financial support from strangers to continue living my fat lazy piece of shit lifestyle!"

tl;dr get a job you fat fuck
 
as expected, this recent wave of demonetization posed a great opportunity for boogie to shill his membership only exclusive content charity case. I wanted to take a closer look, and it seems like his tier 1 membership perks are par for the course with access to emotes and badges, but as a tier 2 channel member, you gain access to, well, the ability to give boogie $4.99 a month. congratulations! money well spent.

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his tier 3 membership perks are laughable.

let's be real, boogie can't afford to post exclusive videos to a small subset of tier 3 channel members. that's lost money from videos he could otherwise post and monetize publicly. he already admitted in his begging video that he wouldn't start posting exclusive content until he reached 100 channel members, which definitely never happened, unless it did and he never delivered on his promise. if he was actively posting exclusive content, we'd know about it. he also mentions the elusive "weight loss updates" here as if he also didn't admit in his begging video that he can't promise any weight loss content. granted, these perk descriptions are likely old as shit, but this is what he's actively advertising in his recent video and majority of it is a flat out scam.

at least with patreon, you know what you're getting into because you essentially see the same page patrons see except the posts are either a short preview or blurred out. you know how much content you'll gain access to, you can see when the last time a post was made, and you can gauge the frequency of posts. of course there's always a chance the content itself isn't worth it, but at least you're given some metrics to help you make an informed decision before you spend any money.

with youtube, I can't seem to find anything outlining the amount or type of exclusive content you gain access to when you pay to join a channel as a member. it looks like you just have to take the creator's word for what you'll receive from a short description, which in boogie's case is a complete lie, conveniently for the most expensive and profitable membership option.

something about boogie's blatant abuse of these subscription services irks me more than some of his other bullshit. "if you're a responsible adult with disposable income because you work hard and don't blow your money on mountains of food and escorts like I do, consider giving me some of that money because I refuse to get a real job or put effort into what is supposed to be my career and I require financial support from strangers to continue living my fat lazy piece of shit lifestyle!"

tl;dr get a job you fat fuck
I don't think Boogie has ever made a subscriber-exclusive video beyond feet pics or whatever he was sharing in OnlyFans.
 
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