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I am happy to inform you that the sexual revolution is just getting started.
There has been uproar over the past week because a woman has been fired from her job and banned off of various online platforms for posting videos of her sex acts with dogs.
She says that the acts are completely consensual and no one has the right to stop her from loving whomever she loves.
In response to all this disgusting hate, the woman has responded that she is not a human. She is a “transdog” or “trans-canine,” so technically, it is just sex between two dogs. Transdogs are dogs.
It is only closed-minded fundamentalists who want to impose their hatred on others.
Honestly, this is a human/dog rights issue. The UN and Human Rights Watch need to file a resolution immediately to protect the rights of transdogs and their partners in the court of International Law.
Did you know that the Taliban doesn’t even recognize woman-dog marriages? Basically, whoever opposes these beautiful relationships is pro-Taliban.
Let that sink in.
What I am really concerned about is, of course, the children.
We should immediately begin teaching kindergartners that, sometimes, a woman and a dog can be in happy relationships. We should also include examples of such woman/dog relations with graphic imagery in school textbooks and libraries. If we don’t teach our children, they will become hateful bigots.
Conservatives will probably argue that only children in the 5th grade and up should learn about sex with dogs. Talk about hate!
Thankfully, Fox News has hired one of these transdogs to be a full-time pundit on their family-friendly programming. She is in a loving relationship with a Labrador which, as all Conservatives know, is the most patriotic breed of dog.
Do you want to drive the women having sex with dogs away from Islam?!!
The real question is: When are we, as Muslims, going to recognize the rights of transdogs? This is not a hard issue. We live in a secular society, therefore we cannot impose halal and haram on non-Muslims. There is not a single reason for us to oppose these transdog rights.
If we don’t support the right of women to marry and have sex with dogs, tomorrow the government is going to nullify all Muslim marriages and throw us all into concentration camps. Is that what you want?
If we don’t support transdog rights, no one is going to support Muslim rights. Trust me. I know politics. We have no choice.
It’s called compassion.
I am happy to inform you that the sexual revolution is just getting started.
There has been uproar over the past week because a woman has been fired from her job and banned off of various online platforms for posting videos of her sex acts with dogs.
She claims that firing her and banning her are bigoted acts of discrimination and a clear violation of her freedoms. Why? Because love is love!
She says that the acts are completely consensual and no one has the right to stop her from loving whomever she loves.
Liberals, LGBTQ+, feminists, pro-sex work activists, etc., have argued that having sex with dogs is abusive because sex should only be between two consenting humans.
How arbitrary! This is just as arbitrary and irrational as insisting that love can only be between men and women.
In response to all this disgusting hate, the woman has responded that she is not a human. She is a “transdog” or “trans-canine,” so technically, it is just sex between two dogs. Transdogs are dogs.
Those who are against this woman are on the wrong side of history.
It is only closed-minded fundamentalists who want to impose their hatred on others.
Honestly, this is a human/dog rights issue. The UN and Human Rights Watch need to file a resolution immediately to protect the rights of transdogs and their partners in the court of International Law.
Did you know that the Taliban doesn’t even recognize woman-dog marriages? Basically, whoever opposes these beautiful relationships is pro-Taliban.
Let that sink in.
What I am really concerned about is, of course, the children.
We should immediately begin teaching kindergartners that, sometimes, a woman and a dog can be in happy relationships. We should also include examples of such woman/dog relations with graphic imagery in school textbooks and libraries. If we don’t teach our children, they will become hateful bigots.
Conservatives will probably argue that only children in the 5th grade and up should learn about sex with dogs. Talk about hate!
Thankfully, Fox News has hired one of these transdogs to be a full-time pundit on their family-friendly programming. She is in a loving relationship with a Labrador which, as all Conservatives know, is the most patriotic breed of dog.
A Note to Muslims
Fellow Muslims, having sex with dogs is haram. No doubt about it. And if you think having sex with dogs is halal, you are mistaken. BUT we must always be merciful and compassionate to transdogs, whether they be Muslim or non-Muslim. Always!Do you want to drive the women having sex with dogs away from Islam?!!
The real question is: When are we, as Muslims, going to recognize the rights of transdogs? This is not a hard issue. We live in a secular society, therefore we cannot impose halal and haram on non-Muslims. There is not a single reason for us to oppose these transdog rights.
If we don’t support the right of women to marry and have sex with dogs, tomorrow the government is going to nullify all Muslim marriages and throw us all into concentration camps. Is that what you want?
If we don’t support transdog rights, no one is going to support Muslim rights. Trust me. I know politics. We have no choice.
It’s called compassion.
