DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

The funniest part of Phail's lie about not watching Gundam's stuff is that if true, how do you know these other people aren't lying to you Phail (sound familiar)? Why not 'go to the source material' (also sound familiar)?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The funniest part of Phail's lie about not watching Gundam's stuff is that if true, how do you know these other people aren't lying to you Phail (sound familiar)? Why not 'go to the source material' (also sound familiar)?

So no react stream on that one then.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

sucks the fuckin' energy out of the room and fills it with synthentic and artificial emotion and feeling. I can't describe it anymore than that.

This. And I believe alcohol ties into this. Alcohol makes you a more efficient energy vampire (temporarily at least.) You can extract more and are impervious to becoming "energy vampired" yourself. It's like a force-field, you are impervious to criticism. It took a celebrity to the level of MoistShitical (not a fan myself) to even knock him out of his stupor.

If you've ever been around a real drunk person or someone on coke or something (and you are sober), they talk your ear off and drain you. You just want to get away.

If you took away his sippy cup he'd have a mental breakdown, the persona would crumble. To quote Homer Simpson, "Alcohol, the cause, and solution, to all life's problems."

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Did he say if he's playing One piece or not?

 

[Muu]

https://mobile.twitter.com/GundamIs...601388197470208&currentTweetUser=GundamIsHere

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil definitely dropping NFS now

 

[Iron Hamster]

So no react stream on that one then.

The dents should demand it.

 

[Mentally Iller Detractor]

Did he say if he's playing One piece or not?

Wan Piss is the day stream tomorrow. If Slayer doesn't show up and drop his monthly wage in tips however, it's going to banworld. Actually Dave is penciling it into Sunday as well but he was already threatening to wagequit it before he stopped playing it the first time so if Slayer doesn't show up with some mother fucking tips then I really wouldn't see it continuing.

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

This. And I believe alcohol ties into this. Alcohol makes you a more efficient energy vampire (temporarily at least.) You can extract more and are impervious to becoming "energy vampired" yourself. It's like a force-field, you are impervious to criticism. It took a celebrity to the level of MoistShitical (not a fan myself) to even knock him out of his stupor.

If you've ever been around a real drunk person or someone on coke or something (and you are sober), they talk your ear off and drain you. You just want to get away.

If you took away his sippy cup he'd have a mental breakdown, the persona would crumble. To quote Homer Simpson, "Alcohol, the cause, and solution, to all life's problems."

Sounds exactly like Philbert in every copecast.

 

[detractorzer0]

The problem is she doesn't step down the guard. Seems like she only does 2 steps, and the gap in guard size is too big. Like she goes from a 1 to a 2.5 or something. It's a shame Phil is afraid of being in a room full of men with 10 times more testosterone than he has.

I agree. He needs to go to a place where men get their hair cut. I would love to see him try to interact with real people on a setting as casual as that. He would no doubt say some wild shit trying to fit in or not say a single word.

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

I agree. He needs to go to a place where men get their hair cut. I would love to see him try to interact with real people on a setting as casual as that. He would no doubt say some wild shit trying to fit in or not say a single word.

He would come back on the copecast and talk about how the attempt on his life has left him scarred and deformed for the next few weeks. When in reality no one even talked to him besides the barber.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

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Phil definitely dropping NFS now

Literally how. Getting away from the cops is so fucking easy in Unbound.

 

[Elescondido]

When was the last he talked about the interview ? did he cancel ot officially or stop talking about it hoping no one notices.

Because if its dead forever i wonder if the candidates asked him to show evidence even if it was gonna stay between them and not made public....
so off course he backed out

 

[arrivefriday]

How can one person have so many issues with ordering food? Why would you order food, especially when you do have so many issues when you have to be somewhere for an appointment? It's fucking stupid. Just eat at your house with the once a week groceries you supposedly buy. You are a "Machoor adult" dood it's not that complicated.

He has to have a medical issue, right? Unless he's outright lying about the "Appointments" he has an issue(s). I don't think he is because it doesn't fit the normal pattern of lying. With the amount he drinks, the diagnosis could be anything. Black blood in stool? That's my guess.

Dave thinks that having lots of appointments is a mature adult thing so obviously he claims to have lots of appointments, he's trying so hard to seem like a busy person and normal person that of course it's going to come off as weird to people who actually work full time and are more well-adjusted.

He has no perspective of how being busy actually is like so that's why he constantly claims to have so many appointments on his day off, when in reality it's just his monthly haircut and weekly total wine shopping spree. Both are fucking weird ngl and at this point I'm 95% sure he just gets those haircuts to claim he has said appointments lol.

When was the last he talked about the interview ? did he cancel ot officially or stop talking about it hoping no one notices.

Because if its dead forever i wonder if the candidates asked him to show evidence even if it was gonna stay between them and not made public....
so off course he backed out

He mentioned the interview a couple like a week or two ago to my knowledge, he said that the interview could wait because things are going well for him, it's been drama free so there really wasn't any rush for the interview to happen. I'll see if I can find the Doody vid about it.

Another edit, couldnt find doody vid but pigpiggo worked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqgs6Wj5bqE&t=3124 beware, it's DSP's youtube channel, click on your own risk.

 

[Terfatron]

Seriously, chat during his "buy in"-speech was not having it. Im amazed that he's still going.

I usually drop the pig for a year or more and when I come back he's on the same fucking sofa hating the same paypigs.
Just now he has a fancy ringlight so it smoothens out the worst of the bitterness.

So, I know he threw his hat in the CoD ring my question is, why not Tarkov? All the cool kids play it.
I would have loved to see some pre wipe hype from that man

 

[JimiHendrix]

So, I know he threw his hat in the CoD ring my question is, why not Tarkov?

because tarkov is a PC game and phil once had to ask his fans how to run something in administrator.

he is also on windows 8, he literally could not run tarkov.

 

[Mentally Iller Detractor]

because tarkov is a PC game and phil once had to ask his fans how to run something in administrator.

he is also on windows 8, he literally could not run tarkov.

Tarkov can run on Win7 since its only DX11. I can confirm this since I am on Win7 and still play the game. Phil won't play it because there are too many buttons on a keyboard for his rotted brain to comprehend. Same reason he won't play any PC games regardless of compatibility.

 

[JimiHendrix]

so like, stupid question, anyone got the video, was like a channel update, where phil says the line "people were saying I broke my leg"?

i tried pigpiggo, didn't find anythin' would've likely been around 2009-2010, maybe 2008 at the earliest. ain't anything special to it, i was just curious if anyone had it.

 

[BlackDragoons]

DSP still complaining about his schedule is still the funniest shit ever to me. Like legit he is a grown ass man that can literally set his own schedule and do whatever he wants.

Also the fact he is just sitting around his house playing video games like some dumb idiot and he concludes that its "Hard Work". Like shit I know people who bust ass working 60 hours a week doing hard labour and they still make time to do stuff.


Phil is not only lazy but fucking has some sort of OCD when it comes to his "free time".

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

DSP still complaining about his schedule is still the funniest shit ever to me. Like legit he is a grown ass man that can literally set his own schedule and do whatever he wants.

Also the fact he is just sitting around his house playing video games like some dumb idiot and he concludes that its "Hard Work". Like shit I know people who bust ass working 60 hours a week doing hard labour and they still make time to do stuff.


Phil is not only lazy but fucking has some sort of OCD when it comes to his "free time".

It's because he's based every single second of his time on how he can get money, and how he can spend it.

See why he has such a hard time choosing what fuckin' shit to play? Buy-in everyone?
How he wastes so much time on prestream talking about Youtube shit or how some business had some shitty service?
Why his time off camera is basically spent doing nothing until it's on and he's fuckin' with his shitty lights, cleaning out his closet, opening a window, bringing his garbage in and interacting with his cat like he hasn't seen it in days?

I digress.
He's the shining example of why I stopped going on social media because the only thing published is the exciting positive things to skew perspectives. The really sad part is, there's none of that because he gets right on camera to tell us he pretty much shopped at costco and doordashed food while doing bascially nothing.