Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Chandelier]

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It's like if a diabetic Velma Dinkley went to a Halloween party but could only afford the lower half of the Sexy Bee costume.

Well, this is apparently the will of the proletariat. He knows his audience.

That mini skirt is meant to hang around the hips, specifically a woman's hips. He's got it pulled up past his navel and it STILL can't hold in the fat. It's meant to barely cover the butt and be tantalizing, but this is akin to a slip barely covering a piece of pig fat.

Even F1nnster pulls off a better Velma than this fuck.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He’s fatter now than at TwitchCon when he was wearing massive black t-shirts and jeans, but the gut protrudes less. Kiwi sisters, he’s wearing all kinds of shapewear when failing at thirststreaming, right?

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Deleted tweet I forgot to archive. As far as I know, he did zero research in this stream, but I got very bored quickly due to him just watching Hasan talk about it.

New Soviet (?) flag in the background. He’s still a tankie at heart, I guess.

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Think I accidentally got some likes here again, oh well. Oh yeah, I hope Ethan Klein dies of being a disgusting blob of fat pretty soon.

 

[Ajja Delvey]

That mini skirt is meant to hang around the hips, specifically a woman's hips. He's got it pulled up past his navel and it STILL can't hold in the fat. It's meant to barely cover the butt and be tantalizing, but this is akin to a slip barely covering a piece of pig fat.

Even F1nnster pulls off a better Velma than this fuck.

Not a mini skirt, just the ugliest pair of leggings you've ever seen. Whoever decided to make black and white striped pants should be executed via firing squad, and even worse for whoever decided to actually wear them.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

If this is real, what a fucking joke. I don’t think it is because Lucas isn’t that retarded.
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This seems fake, I dunno why he’s laughing, this is a bad look for him regardless of the truth.
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He deleted it before I finished up.

Still archived.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

In lighter news (shout out to my homeboy @A1 Steak Sauce for all the stellar work before this), I decided to check up Ben/VioWynn’s Twitter!

He recently turned 17 and has been more outspoken online. It is going as badly as you probably imagined.


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You’re going to fucking die.





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Easily the worst fashion statement of all time.

His “reward” for being a faggot 17-year-old is the worst part.

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I blame Lucas for all of this.

You very well might remember Ben from when When I got him doxed with my old account. He still lives with his “abusive” parents; and the drugs, poor choices, estrogen, and chronic online faggotry have seemingly only escalated his mass retardation.

God have mercy on this pitiful world.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

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It's like if a diabetic Velma Dinkley went to a Halloween party but could only afford the lower half of the Sexy Bee costume.

Well, this is apparently the will of the proletariat. He knows his audience.

What in the cinnamon toast fuck, he has the body of a Minecraft character.

 

[Smellee Cat]

Hilarious that Lucas is wearing something way more modest today. This faggot is reading his thread for sure.

He’s just lazy. Being a woman is hard work and a lot of upkeep. That or he’s waiting on his next shipment of tranny clothing from Shein, or for someone to pay him for another kink stream for tard bucks à la Eugenia.

 

[Markass the Worst]

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You’re going to fucking die.

I don't fucking get this one, Let me guess its because paramedics might call cops if someone has really gone off the rails?

 

[InFO Digger]

I thought it'd be fun to take a peek at Keffals' Youtube stats, in particular subscribers. His channel has exhibited some unusual patterns in this statistic, and there's a probably unsurprising conclusion that can be drawn.
His channel is kind of small, less than 50k subs.
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Looks good at a glance, a small but constant stream of people coming in. Let's see what the channel of another primarily Twitch-based commentary streamer looks like, say Destiny's.
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More people coming in and in much more concentrated waves. Well, maybe that difference is due to just how much larger Destiny's channel is than Keffals (almost 14 times the size). Let's find another commentary streamer whose channel is closer in size to Keffals'. How about Metokur?
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The waves of subscriptions are even more concentrated here. Well, Jim's channel is still larger than Keffals, perhaps a channel even smaller than Keffals will look a bit more like his? Let's see what TikToker Dylan Mulvaney's channel looks like
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Nope, still concentrated in waves. I think we can safely conclude that Keffals is wasting his GoFundMe money on sub botting, which is both pathetic and hysterical.

 

[Taked1993]

In lighter news (shout out to my homeboy @A1 Steak Sauce for all the stellar work before this), I decided to check up Ben/VioWynn’s Twitter!

He recently turned 17 and has been more outspoken online. It is going as badly as you probably imagined.

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You’re going to fucking die.

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Easily the worst fashion statement of all time.

His “reward” for being a faggot 17-year-old is the worst part.
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I blame Lucas for all of this.

You very well might remember Ben from when When I got him doxed with my old account. He still lives with his “abusive” parents; and the drugs, poor choices, estrogen, and chronic online faggotry have seemingly only escalated his mass retardation.

God have mercy on this pitiful world.

I noticed a quite interesting fact about the drug they mention, Estradiol Valerate, which Keffals was delivering to minors.

Based on the FDA fact sheet (see here --> https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/drugsatfda_docs/label/2017/009402s052lbl.pdf ) the drug is excreted in urine, which means it gets into the sewage, which one way or another will end up in drinking water.

But that's not everything. The drug is a known carcinogen, atop of other more common symptoms, such as pulmonary embolism, stroke, myocardial infarction, etc. relating to the heart disease pathology. Based on the fact sheet, it's unclear how serious such symptoms may be among men but it's only because this crap was not intended to be taken by males in the first place.

However, if the amount of this crap is increasing in the drinking water because trannies refuse to treat their own piss like radioactive waste, then women and girls who are exposed to it, may face an increased risk of ovarian cancer, polycystic cancer, increased chances of stroke, thrombosis, myocarditis and other circulation-related issues which may be life threatening.

 

[Wy4M]

I noticed a quite interesting fact about the drug they mention, Estradiol Valerate, which Keffals was delivering to minors.

Based on the FDA fact sheet (see here --> https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/drugsatfda_docs/label/2017/009402s052lbl.pdf ) the drug is excreted in urine, which means it gets into the sewage, which one way or another will end up in drinking water.

But that's not everything. The drug is a known carcinogen, atop of other more common symptoms, such as pulmonary embolism, stroke, myocardial infarction, etc. relating to the heart disease pathology. Based on the fact sheet, it's unclear how serious such symptoms may be among men but it's only because this crap was not intended to be taken by males in the first place.

However, if the amount of this crap is increasing in the drinking water because trannies refuse to treat their own piss like radioactive waste, then women and girls who are exposed to it, may face an increased risk of ovarian cancer, polycystic cancer, increased chances of stroke, thrombosis, myocarditis and other circulation-related issues which may be life threatening.

fyi - In the bobposting thread we also dug deeper in estradiol and DYI-HRT.

This might be a good start:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bobpos...y-bob-smith-huai-ze-dong.100289/post-12964122

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bobpos...y-bob-smith-huai-ze-dong.100289/post-12964565

Just some random pics as teasers...


Edit - The bobposting thread is only 16 pages so I would recommend to go through the whole thread.
It gives a good insight how crazy and dangerous these people are and that it's not just a few people who push this.

"Miss Voice Training a.k.a Chloe is a twitter troon that has risen to prominence by offering do-it-yourself hormone therapy to children, along with coaching on how to fake a feminine voice.
Or as he calls it, "pink-pilling minors"."

 

[Chef Red Pill]

I would like to congratulate Lucas Roberts for earning the prestigious Julay for 2022 Lolcow of the Year! Despite being humorless himself, our boy managed to sweep the competition with a dominant 362 votes! When this information reaches his ears, will he accept his title with an AGP smirk on his face or will he spiral on Twitter and break their ToS yet again? Will he roofie himself once more in a vain attempt to hide his shame or will he drop it into boyfriend of the week's juice box? Will he be able to retain his title this year or will he become a nominee for best Put to Pasture Lolcow? All we can do is stay tuned to the shit show that is his life to find out!

 

[Punished Neco]

Keffals uploaded this to Youtube, usually a video this short Keffals would just upload as a Short but it seems that they're lacking content and are trying to appease the Youtube algorithm with video content. It seems asking an editor to edit down a 4 hour debate react video and keep it coherent isn't a 12 hour turnaround task. The stream Keffals just did also doesn't have any content that can be made into a video so it appears Keffals is struggling to keep up with the grind.
This is also humor that I'd expect from 2011 Youtube, not 2022.

13th January Stream Analysis:

• Keffals angrily banned a Twitch chatter who asked if sitting in silence for 30 minutes and just watching a Coffeezilla Youtube video was "transformative". Later on during a different video Keffals was just running in circles on an island endlessly whilst playing Raft which is clearly transformative (sarcasm).
• Keffals intentionally had one of their website mods make the Twitch chat cancer to use by having all chats posted in KGG mirrored onto Twitch but with "KeffalsGG" all in the same color and the website link automatically appear at the end of every post, the result was that you can't easily differentiate on who's posting as the persons username appears afterwards
  
• That's it... in a 4 hour stream, it was just Keffals playing other peoples videos and sitting in absolute silence for 20-30 minute periods.

Congratulations on Lolcow of the year, it'll be the only year they win because honestly Keffals is boring as fuck right now and I don't see them being able to gather another retard coalition of comparable strength to attack the farms.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I would like to thank every single one of you for helping make Lucas Lolcow of the Year!!!!

While I like to pretend I’m actually important and occasionally brag on myself on all the shit I did on the thread, it would not have been possible without all of you who I consider my KiwiFriends! Your skills, research knowledge, and unabashed autism really made this the most fun I’ve ever had!

Drink up, KiwiBros! And here’s to another great year!!

 

[My Name is Mud]

Congrats Lucas!

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Congratulations Lucas! You might have failed to take KF down, but at least you get to take the lolcow of the year award home!
Who knows, try to take us down next year, and when you fail again you might win lolcow of the year a second time!

 

[Gossip Gorl]

We all knew Keffals was going to win this hands down. Voted for Chantal but Keffals would've been my 2nd pick if it were possible.

Lucas, your #DropKiwiFarms campaign turned out to be a complete failure like your life. Love that for you gorl

 

[Rentro's Archives]

Normally I don't appear in this thread, but there is a certain individual who is a Keffals supporter:

This individual is Jennifer Lynn Wieland / Jonathan Daniel Nichols, known online as ComputerWizKid / WielandMedia, who is also a troon who spends too much time on the computer running a "production company" and working at a convenience store.

Not much is known about him but I'm working on a thread of his own which is still under construction if you guys wanna hop in to this thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/comput...jonathan-daniel-nichols.144032/#post-14245516

 

[Brutality]

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Damn, that voice is sounding more masculine than ever, maybe you should take a break for a while Lucas.

Also congrats on winning lolcow of the year buddy! Ralph may be consistently and actually funny but you gave us all the free publicity in the world + fastest growing thread ever (even though 3k by 2023 didn't happen). Take some time to treat yourself with some of that Spare GFM money cause you really earned this one