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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Jr is amazingly trashy. Sitting at a table around JakSquad is likely a vacation ruiner.
He's a real slack jawed you know what.
I used to think he was ruined by his father, the lack of raising and teaching.
Now I think he's a pile of crap independently of his fat parents. Even the most enthusiastic father would wash his hands of the disappointment.
Jak will continue to mine him for content.
He's a real slack jawed you know what.
I used to think he was ruined by his father, the lack of raising and teaching.
Now I think he's a pile of crap independently of his fat parents. Even the most enthusiastic father would wash his hands of the disappointment.
Jak will continue to mine him for content.
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I thought he was juicing for a while. The patched holes in the walls where he either punched them or threw his controller at them too hard. Or the time he poked Tammy Jr hard in the back with a Halo replica sword. There was speculation that he was experiencing roid rage.
You know what they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And with Jagoff and TamHam as his parents it's not like he had far to go or could you expect much from him.
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Jr was just a only child (not really, but Garrett got purged) with dipshits for parents. No doubt Jr never got told no by Tammy, barring when what he wanted clashed with what Jack whined about. He never learned how to process not getting what he wants, even if it's something as silly as losing a match of Call of Duty.
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Oh no I don't see that at all. TamHam strikes me as the kind of woman that would strict with Jagoff Jr and didn't take shit. And Jagoff himself was willing to choke slam Garrett and almost kill him. If anything I'd think Jr's young life would have been heavily regimented and any kind of backtalk would result in punishment.
He's been denied a lot of things growing up which is why when he and Tammy Jr got married they had such stupid shit on their wedding registry, why he bought a ton of Nerf stuff and why he gave up a chance at college and a real job to be a preacher and spend time with young boys. It allows him to "play" while still being in a position of authority and having access to all those young boys.
Maybe it's just anger issues he picked up from his parents as I'm sure they argue a lot but I'm still saying he was, at least for a while, juicing.
Jr was a prop, there are plenty of videos where he's just hovering around miserably while Jack yells at him to try and get content.
It's pretty much the one element that has remained consistent.
The difference is Jr offered to "whore it up" on camera in this one. He told Jack to pay him.
Jack also admitted in older videos that he would buy food "for" Jr, only to eat it himself.
They'd both eat half of their wife's dinner without batting an eye. "HOW DARE YOU EAT THE FRIED PICKLES YOU ORDERED TAMMY, I WAS GOING TO EAT THE FRIED PICKLES YOU ORDERED SO THEY DON'T COUNT!"
It's pretty much the one element that has remained consistent.
The difference is Jr offered to "whore it up" on camera in this one. He told Jack to pay him.
Jack also admitted in older videos that he would buy food "for" Jr, only to eat it himself.
They'd both eat half of their wife's dinner without batting an eye. "HOW DARE YOU EAT THE FRIED PICKLES YOU ORDERED TAMMY, I WAS GOING TO EAT THE FRIED PICKLES YOU ORDERED SO THEY DON'T COUNT!"
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Ol' Strokebrain struck again, and in his angy idiocy, Jack uploaded this week's Cleaning with Jack and a bonus, extremely angry, bread-filled Fat on the Go! Enjoy this Friday night, double-header!
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Thank you so much, I remember watching this video years ago and laughing so hard. I always wanted to watch it back again but I couldn't remember the name of the product and didn't find the video. I didn't realize he removed it.
1000 calories, and clearly quite a bit of cheese and pepperoni "THERE'S NOTHING THERE!" The bread place, selling a baguette sandwich has a lot of bread involved... who would have ever imagined.
And the cleaning product video? Did Fatty forget how to use fucking lights now? At one point he's actually in the damned dark for no reason.
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On one hand, I do agree those sandwiches are on the skimpier side. On the other hand, Jack is such an insufferable bitch about it that I don't want to side with him. Throwing a tantrum like a literal fucking child before he's even tried it.
"I guess it looks good if you like bread"
Jack sees bread as nothing more than vehicle for processed meats and cheese. It's not even part of the meal to him, just an edible utensil.
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thank you for archiving
remember when this came out it was my first exposure to the idiot known as Jack Scalfani
I absolutely love how tired Tam Ham is of Jack's shit. "Will you shut up?" "'How much would it cost [if I made this sandwich at home]?' I don't know, Jack" in an exhausted, desperate voice.
He's really outta hand this video. Just a seething soyraging fat impotent fat bitch. And of course he's beaming with joy right after he gets to gobble down his 1000 calorie mediocre slop sandwich FOR FREE, and the manager offers to pay for yet another one, a different kind of slop sandwich. Bet he went home and snacked on 1000 more calories worth of shit before the day was over.
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Hopefully it's TamHam having to cut down on the power bill in a failing attempt to prevent a homeless saga.
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Holy shit Jack's behavior in the Panera video was appalling even for him. It's a testament to how much he hates bread since it comes off as tasteless to him. Like it's one thing to listen to him explain that he learned to eat a sandwich like a taco due to wanting to only taste the filling.
It's another to watch him throw repeated tantrums to the point the manager assumed he was retarded, offered a cookie, and then chose to give him a second sandwich for free if he just fucking left. It's amazing they didn't kick his ass out for that video.
Nah, the manager did a perfect job. Appeased the retard, didn't give him a chance to go full apeshit retard in front of the whole restaurant. He'll just write it off as a loss later rather than ending up on some retard's camera on social media. While fatty absolutely deserved to be kicked out, it would have just been a bigger headache for everyone else.
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The JOTG theme's dying Chipmunks noises hurt my ears every time.
Those sandwiches look on par with what Panera Bread would offer. Jack is totally the sort to go to Subway and then demand double or triple meat because his sandwich looked "empty."
What a baby. He's not even in his 60s and crying about eating bread while he's eating a sub sandwich. "Worst sandwich I ever had" because he didn't get his Arby's Meat Mountain at Panera Bread. Maybe it wasn't overflowing with toppings, but I've had skimpier?
He really is lucky that the manager did not just tell him to go fuck himself. Maybe because of the work culture at Panera Bread? I've had supervisors/managers outright tell Karens to go fuck themselves before.
EDIT: @p1138 that is true as well. It's just not worth fighting with some stroked out retard like Jack. The manager offered him free food multiple times and it still wasn't enough for the greedy baby. It's not a mom and pop so as long as he's not comping every single meal his job and the location itself will be fine.
Those sandwiches look on par with what Panera Bread would offer. Jack is totally the sort to go to Subway and then demand double or triple meat because his sandwich looked "empty."
What a baby. He's not even in his 60s and crying about eating bread while he's eating a sub sandwich. "Worst sandwich I ever had" because he didn't get his Arby's Meat Mountain at Panera Bread. Maybe it wasn't overflowing with toppings, but I've had skimpier?
He really is lucky that the manager did not just tell him to go fuck himself. Maybe because of the work culture at Panera Bread? I've had supervisors/managers outright tell Karens to go fuck themselves before.
EDIT: @p1138 that is true as well. It's just not worth fighting with some stroked out retard like Jack. The manager offered him free food multiple times and it still wasn't enough for the greedy baby. It's not a mom and pop so as long as he's not comping every single meal his job and the location itself will be fine.
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I love how he doesn’t understand the fact that he needs to read instructions when using new equipment. The fact that he has had numerous accidents, incidents and simple recipes go buttfuck wrong and he has been plainly asked over the phone by the CS agents if he read the instructions when he calls up to complain, and has also had to defend himself in a lawsuit, and in the face of whatever YouTube comment backlash comes up proves to me that he is just a plain old room temp IQ simpleton with delusions of grandeur who literally cannot learn from experience. Long may he continue.
Also, I have a question for the more learned participants in this thread. When Jack eats a burger by cutting it into half-moon semicircles and stuffs it into his throat hole like a compressible taco, where did that originate? Was it a “lifehack” he found out about at some point, or was it a development based on losing his arm?
Thank you.
I saw an ad for dawn with trigger on boddle, I wondered who the fuck that product was for.
Jack's stains. I do not like knowing this. Jack did not add value or joy to my life with this.
I don't want to know about Jak stains.
Then again, when I was learning how to clean "all the things", I was very disturbed when I got to "protein stains" to begin with, so this hit a bit less hard than if I were a neophyte.
Why did Jack think DISH SOAP would take protein stains out of FABRIC?
Oh Jak, all of your efforts are failures on your part.
winners
Panera toasted BAGETS!
Panera is bring quiznos back? Another way to raise prices.
The toaster oven did a horrible job.
Green Godness.
BAGET!
BAGET!
At least Jack is unhappy.
This is illegal. No gushing!
Tammy brings her extra chromie homie to look less homely.
Jack got a boomer refund. Wonder if it was a repeat of the Wendy's friend squad where they gave their lil' buddy his bakey.
I wish I could say the egg timer alert surprised me, but that's the type of shit midwest cattle would eat up.
WEN FOOD REDDY?
The Jack on the go HOLY FUCKING GRAIL. A store getting fed up with his shit, but not enough that Jack doesn't post it.
"HOW DARE HOWIE'S SUBS BOOT ME OUT ON MY FAT ASS, I HAVE GRAVEL BURN!" "ALSO IT IS 20 DEGREES"
Jack's stains. I do not like knowing this. Jack did not add value or joy to my life with this.
I don't want to know about Jak stains.
Then again, when I was learning how to clean "all the things", I was very disturbed when I got to "protein stains" to begin with, so this hit a bit less hard than if I were a neophyte.
Why did Jack think DISH SOAP would take protein stains out of FABRIC?
Oh Jak, all of your efforts are failures on your part.
winners
Panera toasted BAGETS!
Panera is bring quiznos back? Another way to raise prices.
The toaster oven did a horrible job.
Green Godness.
BAGET!
BAGET!
At least Jack is unhappy.
This is illegal. No gushing!
Tammy brings her extra chromie homie to look less homely.
Jack got a boomer refund. Wonder if it was a repeat of the Wendy's friend squad where they gave their lil' buddy his bakey.
I wish I could say the egg timer alert surprised me, but that's the type of shit midwest cattle would eat up.
WEN FOOD REDDY?
The Jack on the go HOLY FUCKING GRAIL. A store getting fed up with his shit, but not enough that Jack doesn't post it.
"HOW DARE HOWIE'S SUBS BOOT ME OUT ON MY FAT ASS, I HAVE GRAVEL BURN!" "ALSO IT IS 20 DEGREES"