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Odd thing to open your post with imo, even odder to edit it out, and I don't know how "Squire chad reporting in" is supposed to not sound like you're calling yourself Squire, but whatever, no skin off my back one way or the other.
Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️
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TheAntiE-CelebLeague00
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It was a meme in the PPP sphere back in the day. People would call themselves Squire Chads and demand the appearance of the squire. Because most people hated the squire and thought it was stupid gay larp. It like when people ironically refer to themselves as Ralphamales.
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It's an amazing feat how the smallest appearance of squire can instantly wipe the smile off my face while listening to such a masterpiece.
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I just hope Godwinson one day does a stream about Perspic, Kinochet, Esoteric Shaggy and all the other subhumans who are clinging onto the lowest tier of z-celebs like a dingleberry.
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Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how fat Squire is?
Here he is ruining your average video...
The mask in question sold on Amazon
How the mask appears on a normal (albeit brown) person...
Squire's morbidly obese head barely able to contain the mask makes him look like No Face from Spirited Away.
Alas, there is more. We know the mask predates November 2022, but could this be Squire in the Amazon reviews saying how he had to jerry rig the mask with an "old" CPAP band? Is this the fat Liberace and MacGyver crossover we've all been waiting for? Proof you can be flamboyantly homosexual and practical after all.
tl;dr Squire is fat
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All becomes gunt
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See the thing is i can see those bands he is talking about on that mask so it's either that guy or he took his tip. Squire is a fat traitor, so is Perspicacity. They used to be one of us, fellow farmers, but they relinquished their nature to attentionwhore and hunt for fame. To use an old expression they did so by shackling themselves to PPP's Gunt and they worked with Tardski for over a year. That's a crime i cannot forgive and i am shocked that Godwinson turns a blind eye to 2 disgusting faggots that are worse than Gator. They are there whispering into Asa's and Godwinson's ears like wormtongue. I thought you guys were KINODOGME2007, i thought you guys didn't need writers. Why the excess baggage ? Hang em high for treason.
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I know why Godwinson shackled himself to the homosexual trinity of the جن, the Homunculus and Liberace. Godwinson's corporeal form can only exist outside of the Discord realm via leeching the life force of morbidly obese men (Jahans, PPP and now Asa; theres definitely a pattern there). Godwinson's gay court act as a trio of Renfields, seeking out new potential hosts and propping up his ego when he has a tantrum spiral or gets afraid of being famous/failing.
If Godwinson needs obese men to function, then what about Squire? Squire too is trapped in the Discord realm. Being too ashamed to show any aspect of his corpulent form on video (hence the costumes, even gloves - the massive cocoa shunter) and terrified of being doxed, lest people see exactly what a fat, gay failure he is. He is resigned to the Discord realm, feeding on scraps of clout from Godwinson's table and plotting like a big seething queen.
I suspect we'll need a wellness check on Asa soon, Godwinson being out in the wild for this long will leave Asa like a husk. The spittle and tongue thing being so flagrantly displayed on video means that his reptile form is breaking through and he may soon need a new host.
With the dawning of the Carolean age there has been shake up within the Order of the Nine Anglos. No more swan islands and quail eggs for our dear baronet. He has been cast out. Of course, he saw this coming long ago, hence why he chose PPP as his new transatlantic host. He was so close, but his plan was foiled by Surfer (a rapist from the 70s who fell through a wormhole) who really was a hero, buddy.
Godwinson disappears off the radar again, only to reappear with a new host in the form of Asa. There seems to be no signs of him stopping now. The content is more frequent and he hasn't deleted everything like a massive gaylord. Soon he will make the Atlantic crossing, his sarcophagus anointed with cheap vape oil and lined with copies of Cheshire Life to sustain him during the voyage. He is cutting it fine though. As I said, we've already seen him spitting like a Dilophosaurus on video. The mask is slipping.
...Basically they're all fucking gay.
I hate Squire so much.
He owns Tesla, you know?
He owns Tesla, you know?
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lol paulyfrog you fucking sperg. You should stop paypigging every goddamn streamer in this sekturr(he has literally sent money to everyone except ralph) and move out of your mom's house. Fuck that's pathetic.
@The Fatman Of The Opera I liked the purple rain cover. That prince get-up was fun. Did you use that costume before? Seems so put together like you had it on hand.
@The Fatman Of The Opera I liked the purple rain cover. That prince get-up was fun. Did you use that costume before? Seems so put together like you had it on hand.
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All becomes gunt
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Sad to hear GWS simping for the feds, even as a joke. That's that British brainrot that makes you love government at work. Quite sad, innit.
Lobster Cult High Priest
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He has as much of a chance going after his lizard spawn as Destiny has in going after his creation of Vaush and Xanderhal. So extremly unlikely.
I_Am_GamerGate
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You better watch it Null, Godwinson has a loicense to own a pellet gun, and its a very calibrated gun he uses to shoot at pidgeons!
Americunt
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In fairness Paulyfrog was being a spergy bitch, it's not like the feds could actually bag him for anything he did on Jan 6, solid alibi there from his mom, probably just asking for his stream to use as evidence (and I don't think this happening the same week Baked is sentenced is a coincidence) against other spergs that were there.
They could however probably nab his mom now for admitting on stream that she lied to a federal agent to get them to go away. Class act that Pauly Frog is.
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I only listened from the 2:04:25 timestamp on but this is a great piece of lore to have. No one knew who GWS was yet. I especially enjoyed how Tardski cant stop thinking about trannies. Jim even drops a "*sniff* *sniff* *cough* sorry I have a bit of a cold".
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LMAO they absolutely could. Lying to the feds is serious business, a felony. What a fucking moron thinking he is smart with his AM I BEING DETAINED act and exposing his mom to legal liability.
Climaxing Sunset
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I’ve noticed that all the Jimpersonators like Pauly, Carl, Jaden, RPG, or any other low ranking orbiter all have a thing in common:
Kinochet
They follow Kinochet or are associated with that faggot. Ever notice that pattern? Godwinson always points that out too, I feel like Kinochet is the antithesis of alogging, like a shit lord who’s sole purpose is to destroy the word Kino and Alog.
Kinochet
They follow Kinochet or are associated with that faggot. Ever notice that pattern? Godwinson always points that out too, I feel like Kinochet is the antithesis of alogging, like a shit lord who’s sole purpose is to destroy the word Kino and Alog.