DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

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Phil definitely dropping NFS now

Should replace it with Kartride. It is a new F2P and cutesy so perfect for his little denthead cult. Though on the other hand it is a bit small on content as it is meant to be played with friends so a big no no for Phil

 

[Terfatron]

because tarkov is a PC game and phil once had to ask his fans how to run something in administrator.

he is also on windows 8, he literally could not run tarkov.

Tarkov can run on Win7 since its only DX11. I can confirm this since I am on Win7 and still play the game. Phil won't play it because there are too many buttons on a keyboard for his rotted brain to comprehend. Same reason he won't play any PC games regardless of compatibility.

but admit it, it would be an amazing sight to behold.

And for some reason I forgot the whole win 8 debacle a couple days back and just assumed he played CoD on pc (cuz I just assume people do that) but ofc, why would he chose something without aimassist.
My mistake

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

DSP looking like a child molester in this thumbnail, holy shit.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Buying that new camera was the worst thing Phil has ever done on the internet

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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DSP looking like a child molester in this thumbnail, holy shit.

Imagine you're a new viewer, and you stumble upon Phil's Daily Whine Wrap, and it's all centred on what he did during his day off, which was fuck all.

Better cough up those gifted memberships, "Emil".

 

[FamicomGorby]

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DSP looking like a child molester in this thumbnail, holy shit.

Ya know I thought when Dave said he was buying a ring light that his video would improve and he wouldn't look so ghoulish.

Of course only Dave would fuck it up and somehow not figure out that a ring light is supposed to act as a fill light, and not the main fuckin lighting.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Of course only Dave would fuck it up and somehow not figure out that a ring light is supposed to act as a fill light, and not the main fuckin lighting.

That would require research and effort on Phil's part. And he wouldn't listen to his dents and their "advice", anyway.

 

[snort beg snort]

Just reading up on the last few pages, haven't really had the interest to keep tabs on this joker because it's too just exhausting. What a weird fag this dude is.

 

[strandedcastaway]

How can one person have so many issues with ordering food? Why would you order food, especially when you do have so many issues when you have to be somewhere for an appointment? It's fucking stupid. Just eat at your house with the once a week groceries you supposedly buy. You are a "Machoor adult" dood it's not that complicated.

He has to have a medical issue, right? Unless he's outright lying about the "Appointments" he has an issue(s). I don't think he is because it doesn't fit the normal pattern of lying. With the amount he drinks, the diagnosis could be anything. Black blood in stool? That's my guess.

The chain of events on the food rant is peak DSP thinking.

1) He ordered breakfast in before going out, never got it delivered, then went out for Mexican food instead.
2) Went to his "appointments" (the hair butchering), groceries, etc.
3) Went back home and ordered more food in AGAIN.

So he paid DoorDash fees once (he tried to do it twice but the first one got messed up) when he was going out anyway and could have just eaten before and after the appointments.

And he thinks that borrowing money against his house will solve his problems. Nothing can fix such stupid money management and lack of common sense.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The chain of events on the food rant is peak DSP thinking.

1) He ordered breakfast in before going out, never got it delivered, then went out for Mexican food instead.
2) Went to his "appointments" (the hair butchering), groceries, etc.
3) Went back home and ordered more food in AGAIN.

So he paid DoorDash fees once (he tried to do it twice but the first one got messed up) when he was going out anyway and could have just eaten before and after the appointments.

And he thinks that borrowing money against his house will solve his problems. Nothing can fix such stupid money management and lack of common sense.

Taking out a second mortgage on your house to afford more DoorDash deliveries is peak DSP.

 

[DeeTracktor]

The chain of events on the food rant is peak DSP thinking.

1) He ordered breakfast in before going out, never got it delivered, then went out for Mexican food instead.
2) Went to his "appointments" (the hair butchering), groceries, etc.
3) Went back home and ordered more food in AGAIN.

So he paid DoorDash fees once (he tried to do it twice but the first one got messed up) when he was going out anyway and could have just eaten before and after the appointments.

And he thinks that borrowing money against his house will solve his problems. Nothing can fix such stupid money management and lack of common sense.

He is lying about going out and Khet has been cutting his hair is my theory

 

[Sup3r]

When was the last he talked about the interview ? did he cancel ot officially or stop talking about it hoping no one notices.

Because if its dead forever i wonder if the candidates asked him to show evidence even if it was gonna stay between them and not made public....
so off course he backed out

He was extremely picky with who he would've done it with, refusing everyone who made offers of the interview. He had hoped to get someone like MoistCr1tikal to do it, someone who is much larger than him and unaware of everything around him. The only person he even started talks about it with was Destiny which he backed out of, which he seemed to back out of due to destiny wanting to talk about WWE. He's stopped bringing it up because he knows now that he won't ever get what he wants out of it, but Phil is still optimistic that he might get it one day so he hasn't "cancelled" it.

Besides, he could've said it was cancelled and it would mean nothing, Phil has repeatedly said he'd never do something only to do it later acting like he never said it.

 

[00R-Gundam]

The chain of events on the food rant is peak DSP thinking.

1) He ordered breakfast in before going out, never got it delivered, then went out for Mexican food instead.
2) Went to his "appointments" (the hair butchering), groceries, etc.
3) Went back home and ordered more food in AGAIN.

So he paid DoorDash fees once (he tried to do it twice but the first one got messed up) when he was going out anyway and could have just eaten before and after the appointments.

And he thinks that borrowing money against his house will solve his problems. Nothing can fix such stupid money management and lack of common sense.

regarding doordash, i personally think its a mistake that enables laziness. Mind you I'm aware that is a useful thing(I've used their services once in awhile) for when you're late at work and need a quick bite or you have late night craving and dont wanna drive, I've been there, but enables ppl like dsp to sit and just have their shit delivered to them, cause they are too lazy to cook. Cant wait till we reach the point like in the Wall-e movie where humanity consist of fat people who have machines do everything for them.

 

[marlintan]

regarding doordash, i personally think its a mistake that enables laziness. Mind you I'm aware that is a useful thing(I've used their services once in awhile) for when you're late at work and need a quick bite or you have late night craving and dont wanna drive, I've been there, but enables ppl like dsp to sit and just have their shit delivered to them, cause they are too lazy to cook. Cant wait till we reach the point like in the Wall-e movie where humanity consist of fat people who have machines do everything for them.

i'd prefer a future like iron-blooded orphans

 

[Brother Wind]

Literally how. Getting away from the cops is so fucking easy in Unbound.

It was pretty great. Just as the cops said "One more hit and we got him" he drives straight through a three way intersection into a wall. Just no effort to turn, didn't see it coming. So, once again he lost to his fucking eyesight, nothing he could do.

 

[Comma]

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DSP looking like a child molester in this thumbnail, holy shit.

A child molester that has been dead for a couple of days...

 

[Lady Adjani]

regarding doordash, i personally think its a mistake that enables laziness. Mind you I'm aware that is a useful thing(I've used their services once in awhile) for when you're late at work and need a quick bite or you have late night craving and dont wanna drive, I've been there, but enables ppl like dsp to sit and just have their shit delivered to them, cause they are too lazy to cook. Cant wait till we reach the point like in the Wall-e movie where humanity consist of fat people who have machines do everything for them.

Once it gets to the point where you're ordering breakfast you should rethink your life choices.

 

[detractorzer0]

The worst part about this edition of doordash chronicles is that he said they had multiple appointments. How about you two wake your lazy asses up an hour earlier and GO TO A RESTAURANT and eat a fresh sandwich that hasn't spent an hour in a car. Get something on the way like a regular fucking person. This isn't rocket surgery Phil. Why is Kat waiting for the delivery of today's slop before she starts getting ready for the day? The point of ordering out is being able to get shit done while the food is on the way. These idiots literally sit there and do nothing while waiting for the delivery.

Their appointment wasn't until after noon lol. How are you scrambling to get ready for an appointment after lunch?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

How are you scrambling to get ready for an appointment after lunch?

Because he doesn’t get up until 11:30

 

[Crooked 16th]

I hate when he talks about billion dollar companies, his ass would fucking tank them in record time.