Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Well that’s fucking retarded. If the baby is hungry…you feed it. Guess what else, the baby shits… you change its diaper. Unless your baby has some real fucking issues, physically taking the time to write down the contents of a diaper is just not something a half ass sane person would do. I’ve had reason to despise tik tok and Facebook, but nothing that has been unleashed upon this earth to present time is worse than fucking instagram and tik tok mommies. Worse than the goddamn plague.
It seems like a bit much to me as well, but they do exist and still don't track half as many things as Amberlynn does which was the original point I was making. I see their usefulness for babies that are experiencing health issues or failure to thrive, but I'm sure most people using them autistically are anxious first time parents who might benefit from addressing that anxiety instead of feeding it with spreadsheets telling them they've been consistently feeding the baby with the right breast 17 minutes more than with the left over the course of a day.
 
That spoon story is retarded. Too bad her mom loved the crack spoon more. For someone who cries booleean all the time, she loves sharing stories that will cause people to roll their eyes. I'm assuming she'll be crying in her next video that her super personal wonderful mom didn't deserve this reaction and she binged because people are mean.

That OCD/OCPD makes you count those pesky decimals in weighing in, but tossing aside three months as "almost a year" of being "sober" when your DrunkLynn live was nine months ago is fine? PICK A LANE, you fat, lying cunt.
It's almost as if an actual doctor didn't diagnose her and tumblr doesn't know shit about the realities of OCD.

So shes claiming to be "sober" but what the fuck are delta 8 gummies then....??? is it like bootleg weed? Im so confused
I'm sure she sees it as natural because she doesn't understand what synthetic means. Because Jade is into it, she'll find some excuse.

So I fell down a Skyrim hole that never seems to end and left this world behind. I come back and lo and behold, Amber hasn’t changed.

Though I think she’s more fat than before. I don’t care what she claims, she’s gotta be hitting mid 500s now.
She has yet to show a weigh in, we're supposed to just take her word for it. Considering her history I'm also calling bullshit.
 
IIRC Dr Handsome had them consult with a dietician. Most bariatric practices have at least one dietician on staff to deal with the pesky “medically supervised weight loss program” that many health insurers require before they’ll approve surgery. The surgeon really does nothing with the patient at all, other than one appointment before the surgery to discuss risks, surgical choice etc, and maybe they’ll have an introductory appointment to sell themselves, or they’ll just give a talk at the group sessions most practices run as part of their program, by way of introduction. They are specialist surgeons, who normally don’t waste their time with their patients non surgical consults. You might get one follow up with the actual surgeon after the surgery, but the rest will most likely be handled by an on staff general practitioner (that specialises in obesity), or even just a nurse practitioner. WLS needs lifetime followups, but the actual surgeon is not usually the person that does them. The surgeon does surgery, and unless the practice GP sees a reason for a surgical consult, then there’s no need to waste their time with all the non-compliance bullshit of fatties regaining later down the track.

TLC really don’t show it like it is. Dr Nowzardin’s practice actually runs weight management classes and group sessions for his patients. We did glimpse it once in the Where Are They Now first series, because they showed both Melissa and Henry working for Dr Now in counselling roles. Melissa worked for him for many years after her surgery.
I think a lot of discussions are about Amber getting bariatric surgery. Even if we discount the psychological clearance, she would not pass the physical one. Amber was told repeatedly that she has sleep apnea, and would need to be treated for it. I am sure that other issues will crop up. She does not have the money. The surgery alone is $26k, but tests and other costs will need to be paid above this. She has shown no retrain in spending and Jade is not made of money too. She had already seen at least 3 surgeons and she could not get the surgery. I am not sure why she is seeing another one to be told the same thing. The only place she could get the surgery with no question asked is Mexico, and I am not sure she could afford it either.
 
I know the answer is "Amber hoards shit" but what's the fucking point in buying all those crystals that she thinks are sHoOo ByOoTeEfUeL and shoving them in a fucking drawer? At least display some of them you fucking mong.
She hordes X,Y, and Z purely for the dopamine hit of buying things. It aligns right along with her addict personality. Addicts cannot stand even the smallest amount of discomfort or boredom and need to be "fixed" 24x7

It really is hilarious that Ambo used the term 'sober' when referring to just not drinking for a year. Alcoholics get sober. Non-alchos just don't drink.

As far as amber's addictions go we know they are:
Food
Shopping
Attention

I may or may not have first hand experience with addiction/recovery and I can say this: About 90-95% of addicts will never ever hit their rock bottom. They will never have that "moment of clarity", as they say. That moment when they are 100% honest with themselves and say "huh, everything in my life is fucked and it's all because of me. I need help".

Without this singular critical moment of honesty they continue on their self destructive path until they are dead and/or alone. This is where Amber is and it is made all the worse by her being an absolute narc to boot. She is, for all intents and purposes, completely incapable of being honest with herself. And that is why this boring cunt is so fascinating to watch.
 
So shes claiming to be "sober" but what the fuck are delta 8 gummies then....??? is it like bootleg weed? Im so confused

SemanticLynn.

IIRC Dr Handsome had them consult with a dietician.

Yeah, I was just pointing out to whoever it was who said "they make you keep detailed food diaries, etc." and no,the docs don't. They would love for the lardasses to meet at least once with a dietician who make recommend a food diary, but we all know they would either a) not do it or b) lie in it, but the docs dgaf a fuck about it, really. All they want to see is you've DIETED (yes, Hamberlard, DIETED) consistently enough that you've managed to lose some x pounds off your planet sized ass, to show you can stick to a regimented eating plan so you don't blow your guts out.

And let us play fairy tales here and say Hamber did manage to stick to something long enough (plus get all the other assorted tests done and passed, as if that's within anything other than an alternate reality). She would be horrified post-surgery to find she wanted eight trays of sushi, two packs of ramen, and an entire box of ww snacks but couldn't stuff it all down her piehole as she normally would. We are all well aware how maturely she handles being uncomfortable.

I'll stick to my forecast: zero percent chance of WLS, this year or any year in the future.
I think a lot of discussions are about Amber getting bariatric surgery. Even if we discount the psychological clearance, she would not pass the physical one. Amber was told repeatedly that she has sleep apnea, and would need to be treated for it. I am sure that other issues will crop up. She does not have the money. The surgery alone is $26k, but tests and other costs will need to be paid above this. She has shown no retrain in spending and Jade is not made of money too. She had already seen at least 3 surgeons and she could not get the surgery. I am not sure why she is seeing another one to be told the same thing. The only place she could get the surgery with no question asked is Mexico, and I am not sure she could afford it either.

She cannot and will never get WLS. If she does ever get it, I'll donate $500 to the charity of her choice, in her name. And post receipts of it, because I am not a grifting, lying scumbag like Hamber.


Skimming through her latest bullshit vlog, and the last one, I don't see any specific exercise routine in there anywhere. And that she failed the no takeout for a month thing within a week. The only ConsistencyLynn is FailLynn.
 
I think a lot of discussions are about Amber getting bariatric surgery. Even if we discount the psychological clearance, she would not pass the physical one. Amber was told repeatedly that she has sleep apnea, and would need to be treated for it. I am sure that other issues will crop up. She does not have the money. The surgery alone is $26k, but tests and other costs will need to be paid above this. She has shown no retrain in spending and Jade is not made of money too. She had already seen at least 3 surgeons and she could not get the surgery. I am not sure why she is seeing another one to be told the same thing. The only place she could get the surgery with no question asked is Mexico, and I am not sure she could afford it either.
This could just be a story arc for her audience. I mean, it got her engagement the first time she dragged it out, so why not try it again? OR this might have something to do with Jade. Remember when she had that binge in mid-late June of 2022? She was acting really weird after that, and people were speculating that this caused some issue between her and Jade. Then suddenly there's the whole drama of her Oncologist not knowing who she was and the mysterious estrogen script that she shouldn't have been taking. Then right after that the ankle - right when Jade was pushing Amber to get off her fucking ass and do something. Then right after that the lung saga. Then suddenly gall-bladder issues and she quits ozempic - but don't worry baybuh, I'm gonna try get weight loss surgery. It's just been rapid fire bullshit since June. Maybe Jade isn't so happy with the extreme level of helplessness and unhinged behaviour of this quarter-ton toddler (as it's getting in the way of her social life outside of the house), and Amber's stringing her along on this to keep her around. Yeah, it's a crazy theory, but Amber's a crazy gorl.


And COME ON, AMBER!! Mr Snowflake is telling you that he WANTS to play. Stop harassing the YouTube women and effeminate bois and go start some shit with Mr Snowflake:
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Where are we falling on the great 'is riding horses cruel and unusual' debate?

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I'm gonna agree with Ambie on this one actually, horses probably don't love having people ride them under the best circumstances, and lots of people are super dumb and do it wrong anyway. I think horses would be better off if people just left them alone.

It must really suck to have such a terrible track record, I was about to call Amber retarded and lol again, and I'm someone who has never lived down being a kid and asking if the horses at Disneyland were animatronic because I thought it was really mean to make a real horse pull carriages in the heat. She really doesn't help herself by using a trashcan source and being a big (yes big) bitch.
 
This could just be a story arc for her audience. I mean, it got her engagement the first time she dragged it out, so why not try it again? OR this might have something to do with Jade. Remember when she had that binge in mid-late June of 2022? She was acting really weird after that, and people were speculating that this caused some issue between her and Jade. Then suddenly there's the whole drama of her Oncologist not knowing who she was and the mysterious estrogen script that she shouldn't have been taking. Then right after that the ankle - right when Jade was pushing Amber to get off her fucking ass and do something. Then right after that the lung saga. Then suddenly gall-bladder issues and she quits ozempic - but don't worry baybuh, I'm gonna try get weight loss surgery. It's just been rapid fire bullshit since June. Maybe Jade isn't so happy with the extreme level of helplessness and unhinged behaviour of this quarter-ton toddler (as it's getting in the way of her social life outside of the house), and Amber's stringing her along on this to keep her around. Yeah, it's a crazy theory, but Amber's a crazy gorl.

Hold on a minute there, shitlord. Are you suggesting that Amber Lynn Reid would lie about such a thing, when she has a well-known and HIGHLY requested documented history of being "transparent" and of "being honest" with her loyal viewers, whom she cherishes and treats with the utmost respect?

HOW DARE YOU even try to plant a seed of doubt - in public, no less - that she is capable of such deceptiveness or that she is engaging in performative concern about her health. Have you no shame?

Why has Mr. Snowflake’s list been posted in this thread several times?

Dude’s long form content is okay other than the random asides about his butt buddy. But his “reacting” and “responding” to Amber sucks ass.

He's annoying af in his "reaction" videos.
 
Why has Mr. Snowflake’s list been posted in this thread several times?

Dude’s long form content is okay other than the random asides about his butt buddy. But his “reacting” and “responding” to Amber sucks ass.
Don't know shit about him. But the list does make me giggle. In a retard sarcastic way.

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Where are we falling on the great 'is riding horses cruel and unusual' debate?

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I'm gonna agree with Ambie on this one actually, horses probably don't love having people ride them under the best circumstances, and lots of people are super dumb and do it wrong anyway. I think horses would be better off if people just left them alone.

It must really suck to have such a terrible track record, I was about to call Amber retarded and lol again, and I'm someone who has never lived down being a kid and asking if the horses at Disneyland were animatronic because I thought it was really mean to make a real horse pull carriages in the heat. She really doesn't help herself by using a trashcan source and being a big (yes big) bitch.
Go hug a tree. I was raised around horses, worked on horse farms and had one of my own.

Horses like to be ridden. Not by dingbats at a rental stable, but by someone they have a bond with. Avatar kinda shit. Nothing cruel or crazy about it.

Do I feel sorry for these horses? No, I don't. They were purpose bred to do this. Without it, they have no meaning in life. Sorta like Hamber.

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Go hug a tree. I was raised around horses, worked on horse farms and had one of my own.

Horses like to be ridden. Not by dingbats at a rental stable, but by someone they have a bond with. Avatar kinda shit. Nothing cruel or crazy about it.

Do I feel sorry for these horses? No, I don't. They were purpose bred to do this. Without it, they have no meaning in life. Sorta like Hamber.

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Thank you for fuck's sake what else are horses meant to do. You took the words out of my mouth, a horse without work is just like the 600 elbee couchtard.
 
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