Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[Not A Skinwalker]

I spent almost 3 years on probation to avoid a 6 month jail sentence and didn't have a single police contact the whole time. My probation officer was friendly and nice. I wasn't being drug tested so I got high the whole time even though weed was still illegal back then. Didn't have to spend a single second being locked up, and I carried my drugs in my pockets instead of my rectum. Probation is easy and harmless if you aren't a public nuisance.

If you aren't a public nuisance.

So Baked is definitely going back to jail

 

[Punished Brent]

I thought being a fed would pay off more. I mean he turned in 12 of his friends and was working directly with the fed instigator Ray Epps

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Baked Alaska won't be getting raped in a freaking county jail, guys. He may mouth off too much, piss off the wrong person, and get his ass kicked; though.

That's what I have been hedging my bets on.

 

[Beak Thing]

Baked Alaska won't be getting raped in a freaking county jail, guys. He may mouth off too much, piss off the wrong person, and get his ass kicked; though.

Probably not even that. Almost nobody in jail other than retards facing an actual prison sentence for a violent crime want to spend more time there fucking around with another inmate.

He'll read, play board games and watch TV for two months while eating shitty Aramark prison food and whatever he can buy on commissary. That's it.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

BIG BLACK NIGGER COCK RAPE!!!

Now that I've paid the thread toll, I'll try to be serious. For a normal person, 60 days is nothing. More than likely, you'll be in medium security, meaning everybody there is either in for short stints or coming in from longer stints, their time almost up. Be chill, make friends, don't flex your commissary, and lie about only having 60 days so nobody thinks your a snitch.

But Baked being a giant fucking sperg, he'll violate one or all of these guidelines and get his shit pushed in. Nobody's going to risk getting sent back to a higher security facility, but a little smack around is on the table.

 

[AnOminous]

can we have ONE single page without gay interracial sex

No. What are you, some kind of fag?

 

[Kazukifaen]

I fucking hate BBC posters, they tend to rail good threads to shit
i know this because of 4chan.

Have a nice time in jail, B.A.

Just act like Gandhi.

Because of jail and probation, Motherfucker.

 

[Muttley]

 

[Stasi]

Fucking mutts immediately start talking about bbc. Here you fucking degenerates

Spoiler: Baked in prison - 2023 colorized

 

[ffo kcuF]

 

[AskeDead]

what is wrong with americans

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

what is wrong with americans

How much time do you got?

 

[Wormy]

Sorry, but as the thread warned, it's Americans in a discussion about prison, so....

 

[Big Fat Retard]

what is wrong with americans

They're self-loathing niggerlovers which is why they try to inflict niggers on everyone else.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I really long for the days of Coke Zero and hash browns.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

60 days will absolutely be served in either a jail or a minimum security facility for people with shorter sentences. He is going to be sharing space with dudes who got drunk and slapped their wife around, people in for white collar shit and people who got caught with a tiny amount of meth at a traffic stop, not hardened gangbangers on year 17 of a life sentence.

The likelihood of BA getting reverse buck broke is, sadly, extremely slim.

 

[Paul Pelosi's Boyfriend]

Oh Timmy will be fine. He has rich parents and they'll stock his commissary account. It will be easy to avoid any ass beatings if he can bribe the bullies with delicious ramen noodles.

That being said, I'm optimistic.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I thought being a fed would pay off more. I mean he turned in 12 of his friends and was working directly with the fed instigator Ray Epps

They didn’t throw the book at him.

They're self-loathing niggerlovers which is why they try to inflict niggers on everyone else.

It’s awfully suspicious when “straight” men focus so much on male rape.

 

[Caesare]

12+ month sentences are when you go to federal fuck-me-in-the-ass prison.

The fact that you call it that is extremely gay. Please stop fantasizing about angry, homosexual sex.

People aren't getting raped in prison in the United States. That's an invention of the homosexual writers in Hollywood. Yes, there are gay people in jail, and yes, they sometimes even have sex. Consensual sex. Not all this gay rape you faggots keep fantasizing about.

It will be easy to avoid any ass beatings if he can bribe the bullies with delicious ramen noodles

Not only is no one "bribing" anybody during a two month stay in a damn jail, where people are constantly coming and going, but you also got the favored jailhouse snack food totally wrong.

Nobody gives a shit about ramen noodles. It's all about honey buns.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Unfortunately, he only got 60 days in jail (not the same as prison) and is unlikely to be raped by niggers because his sentence is less than a year. 12+ month sentences are when you go to federal fuck-me-in-the-ass prison. Thoroughly enjoying all the rape jokes though, and there's still a chance.

Without PLing too hard, I have a couple family members in big boy prison.

I can safely say there's little to no rape. Quote from a family member: "the only people fuckin are both into it. You don't put out that you're gay unless you want to be beaten to death, which even threatening rape is considered."

What Null said on stream today is the most likely- if he isn't in a protrcted prison for fed informants, he'll at best be avoided and at worst be beaten to a pulp for being a suspected narc or cop. Most prisoners and wardens have a respectful relationship, but none, NONE of the prisoners like cops. Narcs are also the worst thing to be in prison, they may actually take a pedo over the narc, they are that hated.