The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[The handsome tard]

Uwe also beat the shit out of Lowtax
and he make Star Wars better too

"The rumours are that my empire is funded by CIS gold and what can I say? Its true!"

 

[CaptainAutism69]

ok, really enjoying postal, thx for the clips

 

[ShitLurker]

And now, it turns out the lead actress playing Ellie is a godgundamned tranny.

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Remember when we thought Halo and the Resident Evil show was as woke and bad as it could get?

What's wrong with your face?!

 

[Miller]

Uwe Boll is based

 

[The handsome tard]

And now, it turns out the lead actress playing Ellie is a godgundamned tranny.

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Remember when we thought Halo and the Resident Evil show was as woke and bad as it could get?

Gender fluid aka "I can't find a job because there are too many actresses in Hollywood, please notice me!"

I legit wonder if she is doing this because her agent suggested so. Agents are fucking leeches that dont care the actor comes off looking like a clown, as long as they get attention.

ok, after that I'm going to give Postal a watch

Its not a good movie in the traditional sense but if you know who made it and what the source material is, there are far worse adaptations out there.

You just feel that Boll is right at home with Postal instead of something far more serious like Alone in the Dark.

ok, really enjoying postal, thx for the clips

They give the movie for free if you buy the whole package on steam (minus the dreadful third one)

Uwe Boll is based
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Uwe Boll >>>>>>>> Johnson and Abrams

 

[Hijo de Dang Woodchucks!]

I legit respect more Uwe fucking Boll and his shitty adaptations over Cuckmann's.

At least Uwe Boll's adaptations are so bad they are good and his Postal movie is a legit decent take at adapting the source material.

Cuckmann's creations bring nothing but misery.

considering what uwe boll had to work with...

sure, they were schlocky b-movies, but I mean house of the dead, bloodrayne and far cry weren't the most lore heavy games. maybe alone in the dark and dungeon siege, but then for most normies it's just another horror/fantasy movie (and I even liked name of the king for what it was, not that there that many fantasy movies around in the 00's)

Boll seems to feel more at home directing more trashy movies. His Postal movie was stupid and tasteless but, hey, have you played Postal ? At least you can tell he was roasting himself hard in one of the scenes so he was very self aware of his flaws as a director at that point. As for the german tax exploit, I say "hate the game, not the player. Boll only did mediocre movies with the tax payer money, as if the german government handled it any better behind closed doors"

I guess what Im trying to say is that Boll is better at making entertaining trash than something more refined that would require more talent. His original movies tend to be better (for his standards).

Also I gotta say, Boll is an old school troll and thats refresingly nostalgic. I want to see any of these wanna be directors that love the smell of their own farts ever poke fun at themselves like Boll had the guts to do. Oh yeah, they dont, because if they did, they wouldnt be known to smell their own farts.

How can someone not love this trashy shit? Its hilarious. Uwe was a troll with a budget

Boll may have made "bad" movies, but he was earnest with it, he wasn't out to do them to fuck with you. I admit, I miss Boll, and I definitely was too much of a retard at the time to see things clearly. Compared to things now, his stuff is art.

I legit wonder if she is doing this because her agent suggested so. Agents are fucking leeches that dont care the actor comes off looking like a clown, as long as they get attention.

No wonder the goblin looked not just fugly, but unnatural, it's a literal troon, as in a dude- not a she.

 

[ShitLurker]

No wonder the goblin looked not just fugly, but unnatural, it's a literal troon, as in a dude- not a she.

I believe she is a very ugly girl with a bad case of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and that retardation is just to be a gender special. If she was a real transerino it would have been announced from all the bell towers of the land.

 

[trent]

And now, it turns out the lead actress playing Ellie is a godgundamned tranny.

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Remember when we thought Halo and the Resident Evil show was as woke and bad as it could get?

Just because you are weird looking doesn't mean you are trans.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Its not a good movie in the traditional sense but if you know who made it and what the source material is, there are far worse adaptations out there.

You just feel that Boll is right at home with Postal instead of something far more serious like Alone in the Dark.

It opens with a 9/11 joke where the pilots change their mind because Osama reduces the number of virgins they will recieve. It sets the tone of the movie and doesn't really stop.
It's a sloppy movie and not oscar bait, but as a dark, slapstick comedy there are so many things that work and made me laugh out loud

 

[Tinnitus]

And now, it turns out the lead actress playing Ellie is a godgundamned troon.

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I don't see anything wong with this.

Especially with Ellie clearly being based on Eliot Page. You've gotta be one of those ultra racists to not see Druckmann choosing to canonize Eliot's transition into Mazinger's show about Zombies, Transies and Fungies.

Don't ask me why TLOU part 1 didn't have Ellie be Eliot.

 

[Hijo de Dang Woodchucks!]

I saw the trailer --against my will, thanks YouTube-- and geez, does this look like shit. About the only person that looks like they're putting any effort is Pascal as Juan Miller, everything else is... well:

-Really now? Bill, one of three characters that help you in the quest is that guy from The Office in a really bad wig? He's not even one of the actors with actual talent!

-Antifa takes over Kansas City and is led by a woman... I don't need to mention how darkly hilarious this is to me. We're gonna make a bingo out of this episode arc alone, mark my words.

-The Injun fat fuck and his equally fat fuck of a wife... how the hell do you stay fat 20 years after an apocalypse?! Is McDonalds still open?

 

[Computer Guardian]

I'm seeing a fuck ton of mid show HBO Max promotions recently on some of Discovery's channels recently and it's trying to promote the Last of Us TV Show, as if the trailer and ads already give people a lifetime supply of this rubbish, and the best part is that the image they show alongside it is a recreation of the TLOU1 cover art, as if the showrunners (And Naughty Dog/Sony) can do nothing but show TLOU1 imagery and try and get you to watch since it's clear to everyone that Part 2 killed any goodwill the franchise had and the $70 PS5 port finished the job.

 

[Zaryiu2]

It is dead, but that doesn't mean retards aren't still watching zombie shows. Fear the Walking Dead is now ending in their 8th fucking season. Just think of that. A spinoff that came out when the main show was already tired and goes eight fucking seasons.

Also i heard the main Walking Dead show is aiming for a different ending (in the the comic it starts sweet but the ending is really bitter with hints another outbreak in the safe zone is likely because people are retards) so the genre is even more dead than you might think

 

[The handsome tard]

-The Injun fat fuck and his equally fat fuck of a wife... how the hell do you stay fat 20 years after an apocalypse?! Is McDonalds still open?

Not even the apocalypse can stop the McDonalds collective. I think that David guy is running it.

Also i heard the main Walking Dead show is aiming for a different ending (in the the comic it starts sweet but the ending is really bitter with hints another outbreak in the safe zone is likely because people are retards)

There is also the fact that Carl is dead in the show when he remains living way into adulthood and even becomes a father.

You know its bad when even most of the actors and crew believed killing Carl off was a mistake. One the show hasnt truly fully recovered from.

 

[Wesker]

Not even the apocalypse can stop the McDonalds collective. I think that David guy is running it.


There is also the fact that Carl is dead in the show when he remains living way into adulthood and even becomes a father.

You know its bad when even most of the actors and crew believed killing Carl off was a mistake. One the show hasnt truly fully recovered from.

They didn't even give him any notice about it either. They just abruptly told him they were killing him off.

While I didn't complete the comic, I know all about the ending and what they did with his character. He was supposed to carry on Rick's legacy and by killing him and keeping Rick alive feels like a move to keep people watching it since the only reason most people (at least in YT comments) are watching it now is for the Negan and Maggie bullshit. How many times can they stare at each other crying about Glenn before it gets old? Apparently not enough that they needed a spinoff about it more or less.

 

[Hijo de Dang Woodchucks!]

They didn't even give him any notice about it either. They just abruptly told him they were killing him off.

While I didn't complete the comic, I know all about the ending and what they did with his character. He was supposed to carry on Rick's legacy and by killing him and keeping Rick alive feels like a move to keep people watching it since the only reason most people (at least in YT comments) are watching it now is for the Negan and Maggie bullshit. How many times can they stare at each other crying about Glenn before it gets old? Apparently not enough that they needed a spinoff about it more or less.

Oh, it got old fast. Hershel being a bratty shit and drawing a gun on Negan after he'd saved his and Maggie's life for the nth time was when I actively wished Negan bashed his head with a bat like he did his father.

 

[Wesker]

Oh, it got old fast. Hershel being a bratty shit and drawing a gun on Negan after he'd saved his and Maggie's life for the nth time was when I actively wished Negan bashed his head with a bat like he did his father.

What made me stop was the ending of the Saviors arc leaving Negan alive. Although in hindsight I kinda like it. But in general it just came off like Kirkman was just going to recycle the same troupe of introducing a new Governor clone over and over and I got tired of it.

I stopped watching it actively somewhere around the train tracks season after the Governor since I just got tired of it. But I've seen enough clips of it suggested to me to know what happened after. It should have been cancelled at least five seasons ago. I don't even know who this shit is even for anymore. JDM gotta eat so I don't blame him just taking a paycheck to do this schlock.

All the Negan clips I see pop up now are the same reoccurring scenes between Negan and Maggie where she's angry and crying at him or some shit talking about Glenn. It's become Days of Our Lives with occasional zombies.

As for the TLOU, it'll fall into the same boring melodrama TWD became, probably even faster. The first game is a perfect one and done game that didn't need to be drawn out multiple games or multiple seasons for a show. The entirety of the game took place over the course for one year. I remember after the success of the first game how they were already talking about doing a movie, and at the time I was excited for it since TWD was still great back then and there was obvious interest in doing high budget well written zombie material. Had this show come out back then, it goes without saying it had a high probability of being way better than the this POS. At the very least they would have gone for actors that looked like the characters. Although maybe that's just me being optimistic with how everything is so faggy and obnoxiously bad nowadays.

 

[Zaryiu2]

I have no idea how the TWD not made by Telltale Games are quality wise, the only one that I played was the arcade one and that was fun for what it was

 

[edgymovies]

Maybe it's just a good show

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

I'm sure those of you who watch Todd in the Shadows are familiar with his phrase "Delayed Flop" that he coined in his Trainwreckords video on "Witness", where he explains that it's a phenomenon where something manages to get really big and sell really well through sheer hype and artist goodwill alone, but nobody truly likes it and the artist ends up paying for it big time on the next work.

Something tells me whatever NaughtyDog does next is going to be that for them. Optimistic rate me all you want, but the toxicity from both sides of the TLOU fandom, how controversial the last game was in general and NaughtyDog's indifference towards their fans plus reports of their being shitty to animators (not to mention the remake of the first game, which they just can't seem to leave the goddamn fuck alone) is gonna doom whatever chance their next property is.