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Moorcock's "Epic Pooh" essay seems to have some cachet with the fantasy crowd, so I read it expecting a trenchant deconstruction of Tolkien. It was a meandering waste of time written by someone clearly enchanted with the sound of his own voice.
Basically, Moorcock is angry at epic fantasy that draws its cues from past religions and traditions, and for lionizing said past religions and traditions. He's essentially the old man version of an SJW whining about how racist and sexist old-world traditionalism is. He's angry that Lord of the Rings wants to be a Christian version of the Iliad and the Odyssey, instead of being a down-to-earth grey morality fantasy full of depression and darkness.

He doesn't like the fact that Tolkien's fiction comforts those with religious and conservative leanings, as if fiction isn't made as comfort food for the soul 90% of the time:

"Tolkien does, admittedly, rise above this sort of thing on occasions, in some key scenes, but often such a scene will be ruined by ghastly verse and it is remarkable how frequently he will draw back from the implications of the subject matter. Like Chesterton, and other orthodox Christian writers who substituted faith for artistic rigour he sees the petit bourgeoisie, the honest artisans and peasants, as the bulwark against Chaos. These people are always sentimentalized in such fiction because traditionally, they are always the last to complain about any deficiencies in the social status quo. They are a type familiar to anyone who ever watched an English film of the thirties and forties, particularly a war-film, where they represented solid good sense opposed to a perverted intellectualism. In many ways The Lord of the Rings is, if not exactly anti-romantic, an anti-romance.

Tolkien, and his fellow "Inklings" (the dons who met in Lewis's Oxford rooms to read their work in progress to one another), had extraordinarily ambiguous attitudes towards Romance (and just about everything else), which is doubtless why his trilogy has so many confused moments when the tension flags completely. But he could, at his best, produce prose much better than that of his Oxford contemporaries who perhaps lacked his respect for middle-English poetry. He claimed that his work was primarily linguistic in its original conception, that there were no symbols or allegories to be found in it, but his beliefs permeate the book as thoroughly as they do the books of Charles Williams and C. S. Lewis, who, consciously or unconsciously, promoted their orthodox Toryism in everything they wrote. While there is an argument for the reactionary nature of the books, they are certainly deeply conservative and strongly anti-urban, which is what leads some to associate them with a kind of Wagnerish hitlerism. I don't think these books are 'fascist', but they certainly don't exactly argue with the 18th century enlightened Toryism with which the English comfort themselves so frequently in these upsetting times. They don't ask any questions of white men in grey clothing who somehow have a handle on what's best for us

I suppose I respond so antipathetically to Lewis and Tolkien because I find this sort of consolatory orthodoxy as distasteful as any other self-serving misanthropic doctrine. One should perhaps feel some sympathy for the nervousness occasionally revealed beneath their thick layers of stuffy self-satisfaction, typical of the second-rate schoolmaster so cheerfully mocked by Peake and Rowling, but sympathy is hard to sustain in the teeth of their hidden aggression which is so often accompanied by a deep-rooted hypocrisy. Their theories dignify the mood of a disenchanted and thoroughly discredited section of the repressed English middle-class too afraid, even as it falls, to make any sort of direct complaint ("They kicked us out of Rhodesia, you know"), least of all to the Higher Authority, their Tory God who has evidently failed them."

In other words, "WAAAA! TOLKIEN IS A RELIGIOUS CONSERVATIVE WHO LIKES TO WRITE FICTION THAT MAKES RELIGIOUS CONSERVATIVES HAPPY, HE'S A HYPOCRITE!"

How the fuck does a guy like Razorfist fall in love with Michael Moorcock? I mean, the man's a flaming libtard, and Razorfist hates libtards. That's even weirder than say, a Catholic who likes Bayonetta, or a capitalist who likes Star Trek. At least with the former, a Catholic player can maybe explain it by saying that the angels in Bayonetta worship a heathen goddess instead of worshiping the Holy Trinity, which would justify kicking the shit out of them for praying to the wrong god. And with the latter, maybe the capitalist viewer sympathizes with the Ferengi characters. But Moorcock is definitely of the same stripe as George RR Martin and other writers who despise traditionalism and religion. They'd be totally on board with socialism, cancel culture, intersectional feminism, and race-pimping to get the leftists happy. GRRM allowed for race-bending in House of the Dragon to turn the Velaryons black, and Moorcock supported the censoring of the Gor novels, showing how even back then, (2009) he was already in favor of cancel culture before the term was even coined.

And of course, Moorcock is shitting on Tolkien and other writers for affirming Christian truths, seeing it as them substituting faith for artistic rigor, as if you can't be an artist unless you go against what your grand-daddy believed in. (LOL, what does that mean for Renaissance Art?) Moorcock is basically one of those hipster douchebags who think that only the anti-traditionalist, anti-religious people are capable of artistic rigor. Razor's been trying to woo the Christian libertarian side. I wonder how this will pan out when they find out that his favorite author hates religion?

Not to mention the fact that Tolkien's works contained lessons about different races that hate each other having to work with each other-The Elves don't trust men because man had the chance to kill Sauron once and for all and they blew it, while the Dwarves don't trust Elves. And part of the story involves these races losing that mistrust and becoming fire-forged friends. That's not at all revolutionary now, but in the pre-Civil Rights Movement era, that was a rather revolutionary thought, especially since racial discrimination was still accepted as law in places within Western Civilization at the time when Fellowship of the Ring was published. (July 29, 1954) So it's quite obvious that there are parts of Tolkien's work that's anything but propaganda for old conservatives, when it shows that ideas of racial superiority are obstacles to freedom and peace, not traditions to be held dear. That kind of talk would make whites at the time queasy, especially since people in places like France or the Dixie South still believed in racial superiority.

So basically, not only does Razor love the kind of author who'd shut him up without a second thought, but said author is hilariously wrong about Tolkien, whining like a bitch that a popular author dares to comfort people who hang on to religion and tradition, instead of challenging them and making them queasy.
 
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I think you underestimate his fan base. I went through the first fifteen minutes of his recent Breath of Fire stream and through YouTube alone, he made $150. I don't know how Twitch works, but he received 100 bits through there as well as a subscription for two months. When I have some free time, I'll sit down and try to figure out a monthly average.
If it is his main source of income I'm willing to bet he'll go further into DSP territory if his donations start to dry up and start begging for contributions.
 
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I think he likes Moorcock because he's kinda like the edgy "metal" classic fantasy guy. I like Star Trek even though it's hammy gay space communism that's way too optimistic just because I like he characters and their adventures. I think him being into Moorcock is just his liking what the guy does.
 
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Speaking of pulps and Danny being clueless....
Around the 18 minute mark Danny displays his hilarious lack of knowledge yet again. He says Walter Gibson wasn't a "big firearm aficionado" because he uses the terms "revolver" and "automatic" interchangeably. Oh Danny, all that egg on your face. Turns out, you're the one who's not a big firearm aficionado.

"Automatic revolver" in the context of the time meant a revolver that could eject spent casings automatically when the cylinder was opened, such as the Smith & Wesson No. 3, the Webley, and countless other models. Plenty of other authors of the period used the term "automatic" when describing a revolver, not just Gibson, which you'd know if you actually read a lot of old books. It confused me too when I first encountered it, but that's when I did the barest amount of research and found out the answer, something you have an aversion to, Danny.
Additionally Razorfist considers himself an expert regarding the Noir genre and old-school firearms. He would have known about how in The Maltese Falcon Sam Spade mentions the pistol used to kill his partner is a Webley-Fosbery automatic revolver, which is indeed both an automatic and a revolver so either term is correct, and had been out of production since 1918. Any classic gun aficionado knows of the Webley-Fobery as it's an "odd duck" of a handgun and a highly desired collectible, yet Danny doesn't take any of this into account.
 
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I think he likes Moorcock because he's kinda like the edgy "metal" classic fantasy guy. I like Star Trek even though it's hammy gay space communism that's way too optimistic just because I like he characters and their adventures. I think him being into Moorcock is just his liking what the guy does.
I can understand such a phenomenon, where a person enjoys something made by someone of the opposite political alignment because it's fun, but Danny-boy is a politisperg who spends his days shitting on cancel culture people. And he's yet to recognize the fact that Moorcock supports said cancel culture.
 
I remember Groomerfist sperging about France in the past.

Was reading a book & an article by Pat Mills , big time in Brit comics ( 2000 AD , Dredd , Nemesis the Warlock , etc ) , and apparently he's a but of a Francophile too , but from the other side of the world politically as Groomerfist. He also slates Japan above France comics wise. I would give a considerable sum for Pat to roast Danny boy.

Pat on France :
France is my preferred country – good rights deals, great paper, creative freedom and great food! These elements are missing elsewhere, so I’ve never had my peers’ attraction to the US.

It’s fine as a market, but it’s not a priority or a mountain I need to climb. Bear in mind, US comic sales are Number Three – after Japan and France, although you wouldn’t think so from the way the comic media presents it.

I don’t see any major differences between UK and US – it’s all down to the editor or publisher.
 
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Basically, Moorcock is angry at epic fantasy that draws its cues from past religions and traditions, and for lionizing said past religions and traditions. He's essentially the old man version of an SJW whining about how racist and sexist old-world traditionalism is. He's angry that Lord of the Rings wants to be a Christian version of the Iliad and the Odyssey, instead of being a down-to-earth grey morality fantasy full of depression and darkness.

He doesn't like the fact that Tolkien's fiction comforts those with religious and conservative leanings, as if fiction isn't made as comfort food for the soul 90% of the time:

In other words, "WAAAA! TOLKIEN IS A RELIGIOUS CONSERVATIVE WHO LIKES TO WRITE FICTION THAT MAKES RELIGIOUS CONSERVATIVES HAPPY, HE'S A HYPOCRITE!"
For some reason, my quote button isn't working for your post - great post btw.

You reminded me of how little effort Moorcock puts into convincing the reader. The mere mention of red-cheeked peasants, religion, and white men in wool suits is ample evidence that Tolkien is too highly regarded. He really is an old man SJW, confusing the conclusion with the premise.

Calling Lewis and Tolkien "misanthropic" is straight up hilarious. I can't imagine someone reading Lord of the Rings and Narnia, then the Elric books (let alone this essay!) and concluding that Moorcock is the one who cares for people.

Razorfist reminds me of an edgy college kid trying to impress people with force of personality. The nagging contradictions with Moorcock get in the way of the nerd hype, so they're just ignored. I used to think he was putting on a character, but judging from this thread, evidently not.
 
For some reason, my quote button isn't working for your post - great post btw.
Thank you. It was quite nauseating to read through Moorcock's drivel, but it serves to drive the point home.

You reminded me of how little effort Moorcock puts into convincing the reader. The mere mention of red-cheeked peasants, religion, and white men in wool suits is ample evidence that Tolkien is too highly regarded. He really is an old man SJW, confusing the conclusion with the premise.
The thing is, Moorcock hates Tolkien for liking the old world, seeing the modern world as the only world that should be accepted. But Tolkien, who lived through both world wars, probably had enough of the modern world to the point where he prefers the old. At least wars back in those days usually amounted to summer wars, as opposed to wars where people send millions of men into the trenches to die, or where large numbers of people are killed via gas chambers or aerial bombardment. It's hard to argue that modern man is more enlightened than their ancient peers with such displays of violence, or with the modern day folk who are easily distracted by screens and music.

Calling Lewis and Tolkien "misanthropic" is straight up hilarious. I can't imagine someone reading Lord of the Rings and Narnia, then the Elric books (let alone this essay!) and concluding that Moorcock is the one who cares for people.
Moorcock is as self-deluded as any SJW bourgeoisie who thinks of themselves as the proletariat. Tolkien and Lewis have very optimistic views of man, that despite their flaws, they can still do a lot of good. Whereas authors like Moorcock and GRRM pretty much show a lot of depravity from man.

Razorfist reminds me of an edgy college kid trying to impress people with force of personality. The nagging contradictions with Moorcock get in the way of the nerd hype, so they're just ignored. I used to think he was putting on a character, but judging from this thread, evidently not.
It isn't a character. It's like with Spoony: the Razorfist personality IS Danny-boy's real persona, infused with his actual opinions, and there's very little that distinguishes the man from the act. It's not like Doug Walker who openly acknowledges that the Nostalgia Critic is a horrible human being to be laughed at. Razorfist wants you to look at his edgy persona and see it as cool, not as something to mock.
 
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This whole shebang about Danny-boy supporting things that came from people who'd lock him up if they met him is pretty much par for the course. D&D RPGs, dark fantasy, and a lot of people who loved that shit in the 80s and 90s were not in good terms with political conservatives and traditional authority figures. Dark fantasy stands in contrast to the Tolkien-esque fantasy that supports traditional religion and power structures, while D&D itself was basically split off from the traditional wargame hobby, and if you look at the people who made things like Warhammer 40K, the Elric Saga, or D&D, they aren't much on the traditional conservative side, they're more on the liberal side, and the closest thing they get to tradition is what if some of them are liberal Christians who still believe in traditional religion but want society to loosen up its restrictions a bit.

Most of these people who created these hobby spaces in the first place are like Michael Moorcock and Rick Priestley; they are on board with all the new language coming out of academia to define things like sexuality, gender, and race. They are on board with censuring those who oppose things like leftist feminism. They are on board with making the hobby more "open" to minorities that they see as special. Even those among them who are libertarians are left-leaning libertarians, more ACLU rather than Alex Jones. In fact, they see the latter as crazy. None of them are Tolkien-style traditionalists who want to keep singing religious hymns in Latin while the Church starts singing in the vernacular. They were anti-authority back then when guys like Reagan and Thatcher were in charge. But now that the Left has power, they're fully exercising it.

Danny-boy either doesn't know this, or doesn't care. He doesn't care that guys like Michael Moorcock are very pro-censorship and very much on the anti-Tolkien camp. Or the fact that yes, there are a lot of pro-leftist D&D players, especially guys like Spoony who hate the conservative religious right for persecuting D&D nerds like himself. (Spoony spent a lot of time shitting on Trump from a liberal perspective when the man was in office.) Razorfist, like many others, simply wish believe that the wave of leftist censorship sweeping over hobbies like Battletech are part of a new trend of left-wing censorship, when in reality, such hobbies have always been nesting grounds for leftists and people who despise the religious right, and they are merely exercising their power to censor now that they have it.

Razorfist wants to make a stand and act like he's going to throw something away if it goes against what he sees as right, but some of the stuff he likes comes from people whose politics are opposed to his own. Not to mention the fact that he's still a big fan of capeshit, despite the fact that he makes it clear that he doesn't like works of plagiarism, and capeshit is drowning in plagiarism to the point where it's so obvious.

Danny-boy wouldn't be so annoying if he just admits to liking stuff from people he disagrees with, or if he just admits that plagiarism is everywhere and not act like an ass about it. But the way he makes a stand on things like cancel culture in nerd hobbies or plagiarism in the case of the Witcher vs. Elric makes him look horribly hypocritical when he supports authors like Moorcock who support cancel culture, or when he supports superhero comics like Daredevil, despite Marvel being a house full of plagiarists even before he was born.

If Danny-boy is going to whine about Sapkowski ripping off Moorcock, or if he's going to whine and bitch about cancel culture and its proponents, then he should do the right thing and also point out things like Moorcock being pro-censorship or Marvel stealing ideas for characters like Thanos or Deadpool. He should be just as angry at Marvel as he is at Sapkowski for plagiarism, and he should be just as angry at Michael Moorcock as he is angry at leftists who tried to get some right-leaning author fired from writing Battletech novels.
 
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Elric is an icon of heavy metal. That's all.
Among the Nordic Europeans. Then it is usually neopagans that know who Elric is. There are more metal groups that reference Lord of the rings and Robert E Howard Conan.
It's not like Doug Walker who openly acknowledges that the Nostalgia Critic is a horrible human being to be laughed at.
Problems with Spoony, Razorfist, Linkara, Mr enter and pan pizza. They aren't playing characters. Soon you figure that out. They stopped being funny. Doug Walker and James Rolfe in real life are not playing angry video game nerd or Nostalgia critic.
especially guys like Spoony who hate the conservative religious right for persecuting D&D nerds like himself. (Spoony spent a lot of time shitting on Trump from a liberal perspective when the man was in office.)
It's hilarious how anti-religious leftist atheists like Spoony attached themselves to Dungeons and dragons. Gary Gygax is everything Spoony hates. He has conservative views and Religious. He didn't celebrate Christmas. In fact, he is a Jehovah's Witness. Dungeons and dragons only became anti-religion when Wizards of the Coast brought the IP. By the way, it wasn't evangelical Christians that started the anti-D&D hysteria like Spoony and Reddit say. That came later. It was leftwing school boards, and journalists in Canada. Why? For supposedly promoting violence and rape. In fact, evangelicals in America didn't even know what Dungeon and dragon was until the mid 80s. You don't see pop culture journalists calling out teaching unions getting involved in anti-D&D activism.
he should be just as angry at Michael Moorcock as he is angry at leftists who tried to get some right-leaning author fired from writing Battletech novels.
Micheal Moorecock is someone who deserved to be canceled by the feminist mobs he created. I have zero sympathy for successful writers who blame other writers for not being famous enough. Someone who tried to get publishers dropped the Gor series to protect women who bought any book Gor related. Male feminists like Micheal Moorecock hate it when women fantasize about strong men.
 
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It's amazing how razor became a parody of himself. If razor was smart he could have continued being the hard edged video game/media critic.

And it would be all good but no he tried to dabble in politics and now he just looks like a sad pathetic trump butt boy.

There's always hope that he can turn around but at this point I wouldn't be surprised that he is going to piss off the wrong group and get his ass yeeted out of YouTube.
 
Problems with Spoony, Razorfist, Linkara, Mr enter and pan pizza. They aren't playing characters. Soon you figure that out. They stopped being funny. Doug Walker and James Rolfe in real life are not playing angry video game nerd or Nostalgia critic.
With AVGN and the Critic, they're playing exaggerated characters who act like idiots on purpose. With Spoony, Razorfist, and Linkara, they're portraying what they conceive to be themselves at their best. Hence why it's less of a character and more of a power fantasy. They really think they are that cool, when the reality is different.


It's hilarious how anti-religious leftist atheists like Spoony attached themselves to Dungeons and dragons. Gary Gygax is everything Spoony hates. He has conservative views and Religious. He didn't celebrate Christmas. In fact, he is a Jehovah's Witness. Dungeons and dragons only became anti-religion when Wizards of the Coast brought the IP. By the way, it wasn't evangelical Christians that started the anti-D&D hysteria like Spoony and Reddit say. That came later. It was leftwing school boards, and journalists in Canada. Why? For supposedly promoting violence and rape. In fact, evangelicals in America didn't even know what Dungeon and dragon was until the mid 80s. You don't see pop culture journalists calling out teaching unions getting involved in anti-D&D activism.
That's because pop culture journalists of today don't want it to be known that they had allies who once called out D&D for being anti-feminist. But yes, tons of D&D roleplayers are very light on the religious side and some even veer into anti-religiosity, especially after the evangelicals bitched at them in the 80s. And now Razor wants to woo that evangelical, pro-libertarian, pro-Trump crowd, the same crowd that would've belted his ass for playing that board game back in the 80s.

Micheal Moorecock is someone who deserved to be canceled by the feminist mobs he created. I have zero sympathy for successful writers who blame other writers for not being famous enough. Someone who tried to get publishers dropped the Gor series to protect women who bought any book Gor related. Male feminists like Micheal Moorecock hate it when women fantasize about strong men.
I mean, that's just a natural thing for women to fantasize about. They want an idealized man who will protect them and care for them, just as a man fantasizes about a sexy woman who will be the ideal mother for his kids. The Gor novels tapped into that "politically inconvenient" part of the female psyche, and the feminists wanted it buried because it made them look bad. It really isn't that surprising that Michael Moorcock would want it buried, since it's kind of a reactionary idea that women want strong men, and Moorcock wants progressive ideas that go against the grain instead of reinforcing it.
 
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Razor's discord server has been getting worse and worse.
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If Kojima comes out tomorrow with a D&D-style RPG that hearkens back to the glory days of CRPGs, Danny-boy will take back damn near everything bad he said about the man and praise him like he's the Second Coming of Christ.
I think he'll still bash the game and Kojima and play it "ironically" on his streams while secretly jizzing himself over it
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