1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.

[Pit Viper Salesman]

 

[General Tug Boat]

I hope Ralph ends up giving himself another trophy for when he ends up getting another inevitable beating from another bystander. A man can only take so many gunt punches until he breaks into pieces…

But seriously though this should be a pretty funny event that should give the corn the proper nutrients for this season.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Image search for corn trophy yielded more than I thought

Spoiler: golden corn

You can even buy a pack of 12 on Amazon

 

[GaryGray]

Ralphamania is almost here so let's take a look at the journey from idea to minimum expectation and see what it would take for this to be a win. While Ralph promised many things on air and in Tweets, only snapshots from https://killstream.live/product/ralphamania/ (archive) will be used.
Ralphamania spent about four months (April, 15th to August, 10th) as nothing more than one of many ideas talked about during Ralph's post bowling stream. In August a ticket sale page was finally created and by the end of the month it had a guest list, tickets, and location. Through the rest of the fall Ralph and Sisco built up hype for the event including showing off the belt (now destroyed). December was a cold month and Ralph flew south for the winter to get some R&R. The new year and almost new father in law brings trouble as the event looses belt and Alex Stein (related to Ralph unrelated to each other) but gains Salvo Pancakes and Paul Escandon. Sadly for Salvo that invitation was short lived. Troubles aside the event has now finally gained an Atlantic City after party and some new boiler plate terms and conditions.
In is now January 14th and of all the things listed on the ticket page it never included anything about who would be wrestling only that

RalphaMania is a professional wrestling event

Other featured events include Pey singing the national anthem, Ali Jamal giving a State of the Nation Address, and Chaggot being publicly shamed. Outside of wrestling there will be 15 named guests from Cozy.tv as well as Dick Masterson (see list below). All in all it should be a jam packed event hopefully streamed without interruption.

*The guests take up so much of Ralph's ticket page it feels like he is selling them as the main draw
To get a whole hollarin USDA Mexican import minimum certified Ralph-a-Win then the following should happen January 14th to 15th:

• Ralph and guests gather somewhere in Woodbury New Jersey
• Someone who has been paid Professionally Wrestle in a ring
• Pey sings the national Anthem
• Ali Jamal gives a State of the Nation
• Chaggot is publicly shamed
• Ralph other guest end up in Atlantic City
• The following people are confirmed at the event:
  • Dick Masterson
  • Beardson
  • Wurzleroot
  • Dalton Clodfelter
  • Tyler Russell
  • Michael Sisco
  • Big Tech
  • KaiClips
  • Woozuh
  • Tenryo
  • Loulz
  • Pantsu aka Mrs. May Ralph
• BONUS: Ralph posts proof of the meet and greet

 

[Chicken Gendies]

I'm very excited, I hope Ethan gives someone the kitchen chair.

 

[Micheal Westen]

It's ralphamania eve and all through the ring, not a creature was hollerin', not even a hog-king

Corny jokes aside, this should be a fun event. Genuinely looking forward to the Chaggot 1318 shaming event. I hope they tell chaggot it's all gonna be wrasslin gayfabe and then actually hit him with piledrivers and metal chairs

 

[AncientPhosphur]

A bunch of out of shape manlets piledriving and fake punching each other in a shoddily constructed ring. Someone definitely is going to get hurt and injured. Crippled even! I’m sad I won’t get to see this live as I’ll be out for the evening.

Happy Ralphamania day to you all! May the harvest be plentiful

 

[jell0]

Corny jokes aside, this should be a fun event. Genuinely looking forward to the Chaggot 1318 shaming event. I hope they tell chaggot it's all gonna be wrasslin gayfabe and then actually hit him with piledrivers and metal chairs

Since they're in NJ and loosing talent, they should of considered Nick Gage as a last minute replacement. Seeing Chaggot get mauled by a drugged out lunatic with a pizza cutter would be a highlight of the night.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Does anyone know where its being held? Thinking about driving by just to see whats going on and if i can buy a ticket at the door.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Does anyone know where its being held? Thinking about driving by just to see whats going on and if i can buy a ticket at the door.

American Legion Post 133

Clean up of the hall is included in the hall rental price. The kitchen is available for heating, not cooking.

www.hallrentalreviews.com

 

[EggImpregnator]

American Legion Post 133

Clean up of the hall is included in the hall rental price. The kitchen is available for heating, not cooking.

www.hallrentalreviews.com

Holy shit is it really at the American legion? Thats were like your financially struggling family members have wedding receptions and baby showers. Woodbury is a total "neighbor" filled shithole btw. Couldn't pay me to live there.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I'm excited to see how today measures up to his original plans before he fled to el cracko shacko

Even if ralph pays the thousands and thousands of dollars needed to be able to stream an event on a public beach in Florida, not a single fucking woman will show up to this at all. None of his female guests showed up to his last event, why tf does he think they will come to get undressed and show there tits for him?

 

[Beef Elemental]

Holy shit is it really at the American legion? Thats were like your financially struggling family members have wedding receptions and baby showers. Woodbury is a total "neighbor" filled shithole btw. Couldn't pay me to live there.

No it's based the sopranos were in NJ and this is in NJ ipso facto based and Ralph is basically a based mafia don also he's like a wrestler he's so cool also he lives in mexico and he's rich and he smokes cigars and likes gambling like a REAL MAN raised by a REAL FATHER he has a wife and kids what a chad

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

No it's based the sopranos were in NJ and this is in NJ ipso facto based and Ralph is basically a based mafia don also he's like a wrestler he's so cool also he lives in mexico and he's rich and he smokes cigars and likes gambling like a REAL MAN raised by a REAL FATHER he has a wife and kids what a chad

Sopranos were in Newark, in the shadow of NYC. Even Tony Soprano would avoid the shithole of Camden and surrounding ghetto environs.

People forget when the Sopranos filmed in AC it was still in the wake of the big revamp when they thought they could make it into an east coast Vegas. Twenty years ago the casinos and hotels were new or freshly remodeled. Then other states started approving casinos and AC went straight back to ghetto. Now high rollers go to Mohegan Sun, only degenerates, junkies and social security slot jockeys go to AC.

Holy shit is it really at the American legion? Thats were like your financially struggling family members have wedding receptions and baby showers. Woodbury is a total "neighbor" filled shithole btw. Couldn't pay me to live there.

So what you’re saying it’s perfect venue for May and her $75 cocktail wedding dress? Don’t forget this IS the Ralph wedding reception. In fact we should probably just call it the Ralph’s budget wedding reception because that’s a lot more accurate than calling it a wrasslin event.

Someone tell Ralph the bride is supposed to have another dress for the reception, esp if it’s not immediately after the ceremony. Maybe Pantsu can squeeze another cheap whore dress out of the elderly tightwad she just wed.

Sisco and Pantsu both get the humiliating event one expects by being associated with Gunt.

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

Official predictions for the day:
•Mr Morris secretly got licensed as a process server. He will hand deliver the papers to Ralph, but only after challenging him to a fight in the ring.
•The venue will be swatted (not cool)
•Kinochet will cope and sneed since his cry for attention fell through
•PPP will admit they knew about the gay-op but will try to Jedi mind tricks his audience with "We had to try some big kayfabe because it's wrasslin'! Sorry you're all just marks. ItIsWhatItIs.wav"
•Ralph's underpaid and likely black security will wander off at the wrong time and someone will claim his other eye socket, probably a jilted fan
•Chaggot will be abused for fun but be injured in the process, be sent to hospital, which will result in his break-up with Ethan and subsequent lol suit
•Ralph will not award the new belt to himself but he will give himself a participation trophy. He will take better care of it than his mother's ashes

 

[Mister Mint]

Guntamania predictions:

• incorrect. Ralph didn't try at all. Gunt is trying to make this full WWE complete with out-of-ring storylines. He's going to include a few to troll us like the planned breakup.
• Chase was there (right? that was Chase, I think. But nothing interesting happened) Chase Savage is still attached, he's going to bust in, beat sisco but then Ralph avenges him and takes the belt (because wrestling is fake) Admittedly I'm very on the fence about this one because, although I feel Ralph probably told him "Yeah, you need to go full heel against me and build up the tension and then you go down for me in the ring." Savage probably didn't realize Ralph is the most tender little bitch on the planet and has probably irreparably hurt Ralph's feelings too much already.
• I don't know how you made it, Dick, but bless your soul. If Dick shows up at all he's going to bail before the halfway mark.
• No less than three times. Ralph will have some kind of master plan to avoid being served papers. As he is dumb as shit, he will still be served papers.
• my goodness what garbage Any actual wrestling that happens will be the most shit-tier, poorly sold bullshit you've ever seen.
• an absolute shithole The venue will be the saddest looking thing this side of dashcon ball pit.
• almost immediately Police will show up for some reason or another.
• gunt was there. I'm giving 25% odds to Ralph doesn't even show up to his own event and makes some kind of dumb storyline to cover up why (real reason being: he's terrified to be served papers)
• nobody enjoyed this. The only people that will actually enjoy the event will be Kiwi Farms.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Guntamania predictions:

Pain.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I want to know if Sisco is being forced to decorate the Bingo hall for a wedding reception or wrestling event today.

I hope Chase does show up. Sisco went to a lot of trouble and expense to be able to squeeze and roll around with a big, strong black man in public.

 

[fedoralordjish]

where can i watch it without having to pay for it?

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Isn't Ralph just streaming this normally on cozy.gov? I can't imagine he would plan enough to have a ppv type stream for Guntamania.