Her voice is too much for me lately, and I agree with everything everyone has said about her recent content. I've got nothing constructive to add, unless any of you have accidentally recently ingested poison and don't have easy access to ipecac, in which case, may I direct you to the portion of her latest couples blog between 3:27-3:33.
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I assume you have now vomited the poisonous contents of your stomach and are currently safely recovering, and you're welcome
So many have noted Chantal’s voice and not just here. Watching over on Frenchie’s latest stream, the low bmi delivery squeezing its way through a sound like vocal fry, someone made the comment that it reminded them of LifeByJen.
Couldn’t unhear it after that. Has Chantal deep-throat style crammed so much unchewed carbs, grease, and cheese at her windpipe that her glottis doesn’t bother to seal shut any more? I couldn’t listen to Jen over the vibrations of that permanent lather of aspirated cheese mucus.
Is this foreshadowing? Has Chantal (“I know what I’m doing?”) at last eaten her way to not only throat fat you can hear, but a place next in line in the Death Pool? I thought Cheese Valhalla was very likely anyway, just due to her health and lack of concern. I guess we’ll see.
The new "voice" is a combination of a few phenomena.
Its her version of "customer service" voice. When making the voice she's fully in character as Chantal the vlogger. It helps her stay focused, on script, and not rage out.
Its also something she learned long ago (as most women do) to make a similiar voice to get what they want...and what she wants is for you to accept her as a demure vlogger, ignore her fake marriage, and be her *uwu*best beezer for 5.99 a month. You cant be mad at her anymore she has Cutie voice! Think of the stereotype from tv/movies where a daughter wants something from her dad etc.
Why this voice sounds like it does however, is because she has no real interactions with real women, and this is from whatever trash tik tok/youtube women she does watch. Similar to duck lips exploding everywhere.
She should just get herself labeled as disabled (which is arguably true) to make it easier on the crew who have to deal with accommodating her girth. At least then she'd be shuttled on first to not inconvenience the other passengers, as well.
I mean, even she's concerned about fitting in two seats like her original flight. I don't know how she's going to fit in the Kia when she gets home... A precursor to the bed bound saga, maybe?
She was golf carted to her connection flight in DOHA. She's likely already registered as needing assistance. They dont just pull the golf cart over and say "hey lady wanna ride". Those have to be coordinated. So she likely will get carted again to her connection... And I haven o doubt that she doesnt walk up there why they announce "anyone with disabilities, small children, strollers or others who need extra time to board the aircraft..."
Sadly I checked and there are plenty of tickets still available for the January 28 flight. She'll likely get away with it again. But those rear bulkhead seats dont recline, so theres some punishment in it for her.
Yanno...Every last absurd character in the Chantalverse could use a little sobering, no-nonsense, 'Don't taze me. Bro!' based Bailiff P. Barnes-style "intervention" to snap them outta their pathetic, vexatious, S
ovCit SlobGit lives.
SovCitGit: "What are you charging me with?"
Bailiff P. Barnes: "About 50,000 volts."
Considering Chins' voracious consumption of air disaster vidyas, you'd think she'd be cycling through a series of paranoid Technicolor nightmares where her new tonnage triggers an aerodynamically-imbalanced "Sarault Stall" situation-type deal...
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2 Things: The Bailiff Barnes clip is like Shawshank Redemption..I can watch it everytime its on. And second, God damn that gif is fucking GOLD.
She’s going to be flying on an extended size 777 heavy, not a citation. Her weight won’t matter to the balance of that aircraft.
It will matter to the comfort of the other passengers though. She’s not just fat, she’s impossible to sit next to. I sat next to a fat on one flight but she was 250 lbs or so. She had to leave the seat divider up and she touched me, but I still had my seat. She was clean, nice and apologized if she made me uncomfortable. It was a short flight so I managed.
Chins is a different story. She’s double that woman and would need fully half my seat if not more and where would I go? She wouldn’t be able to fly without at least two seats. And imagine, she sits so far forward due to fat on her back and butt, her tits probably touch the seat back tray and she wouldn’t be able to put a handbag under the seat, and can’t put the tray down. She would have to have a bulkhead seat and those are often snatched by families.
On a 12 hour flight, I wouldn't put up with it. I’d insist on her or my being moved, in a non-Karen way. (They might have room in business or first, they won’t upgrade if you are rude.) The smell is a whole other story but real migraines triggered by cheap perfume and BO, if they didn’t move me I’ll be handing the attendants barf bags and using their all ice supply. Q
And my phone would be out because if they could do aA nothing tgen, my video woukd make sure they reimAdsbursed me later.
She will be on a "regular" sized Airbus 320 on her flight from Kuwait to Doha and on a Boeing 777-300ER and is a big boi. Her herpling around during the flights not going to do dick. The worst to worry about is the poor frames of the seats upon an agressive/emergency landing and collapsing. Or if she leans on the tray table. If they charged her for na extra seat it would be because they could have sold it to someone else. But as stated by me earlier as of now there are plenty of seats available so they'll shuffle people around for her to get a free extra seat again by the rear bulkhead in the shitty seats that dont recline. And the Great Northern Fupalo being stuck for 14 hours unable to recline brings me more pleasure than her not being able to spread out sideways. Most of her fat is front to back anyways.
Chins mentioned filling Rx before heffalumping off to Kuwait...plz refresh mai memory, but wasn't that
only for the anti-depressant?
She used to be on an anticoagulant (or some such) to treat her clotting disorder, but it seems she hasn't filled that 'script for ages now.
One handy med to have been responsibly taking according to protocol well prior to a series of 12+ hour flights (for a supa-morbidly o-beast who'd been Dx'd with a thrombus disorder) would
surely have been an anticoagulant, no?
With alla that extra weight she's put on in Kuwait prior to the flight home, and no anticoagulant meds on-board...anyone taking bets the deep vein thrombosis (DVT) arc may be on deck next?
...instead of "investing" in pimpin' PVC pump'd "perfumes," might not a "fake-love-me husband's" mobettah investment re. Chinny ackchyually lay in maxing out premiums on whatevah assortment of policies Salah could scrounge up in spousal life insurance?
"Just Kidding!"*
*...sorta.
Fatty has been popping 1800mg of Tylenol multiple times a day for pain, & all she’s been doing is sitting & eating.
This may bring on kidney & liver damage, headaches, insomnia, nausea & vomiting, as well as stomach bleeding. Other drugs such as Warfarin (her old anticoagulant?) are affected by it too.
The plane ride home will not be pleasant for anyone involved -especially if she doesn’t survive.
Those poor passengers getting ready for the flight she’s on have no idea what awaits them.
I said from day one her "headaches" were likely clot related. It can take weeks for those to fully develop and start causing symptoms. They dont have to kill you outright.
Unless she said it in another live, she was taking "Brufen/Prufen" whatever weird label they have for Ibuprofen in Kuwait, for her headaches/pain. Ibuprofen is not as bad on your liver/kidneys as paracetamol.. but with her list of conditions it still wouldnt be wise to take it chronically. If she has been taking ibuprofen , it is a blood thinner, which would aid it blood flow around a clot, but it does NOT have anticoagulant properties. So if she had a clot that caused a rupture, it would just bleed out internally. I'm here for all of it.
