DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RaidenAUndertale]

This manbaby has been playing and streaming games for over 2 decades. But as soon as there's no more "hot new releases" or whale funded games, he falls back on the same 3 or so games and he just cycles through these ad nauseam. Embarassing!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

To no one's surprise, the interview is off. Apparently, Phil "feels he’s changed" and the interview isn’t needed anymore. It will in turn "just ruin a good thing" if he went through with it. He might consider it again if "things change".

Translation: he couldn't find anyone with enough clout and is dumb enough to allow him to control the narrative with softball questions.

How long before he needs good PR things change?

Also, no more shorts because he's a lazy fuck views.

 

[Balr0g]

To no one's surprise, the interview is off. Apparently, Phil "feels he’s changed" and the interview isn’t needed anymore. It will in turn "just ruin a good thing" if he went through with it. He might consider it again if "things change".

Translation: he couldn't find anyone with enough clout and is dumb enough to allow him to control the narrative with softball questions.

How long before he needs good PR things change?

Also, no more shorts because he's a lazy fuck views.

Moist didn't want to touch Phil with a ten foot pole so no wonder there won't be an interview. and the others are detractors who make taxic khantent on Phil.
I bet he just stopped shorts because Youtube didn't come through with it's promise of payed shorts. Or he was too embarrassed to show his badly aged mug

 

[ZehnBoat]

You'd think he'd know it was coming up to the end of his subscription and renew it ahead of time or hell, just set it to auto renew.

dood, he can't do that shit off the clock
his boss *points thumb at self* doesn't pay him off the clock and he needs that money

also auto renew is money being stolen from him without asking
and if people take his money, then he has to eat lunch meat sandwiches and it makes khet cry

To no one's surprise, the interview is off. Apparently, Phil "feels he’s changed" and the interview isn’t needed anymore. It will in turn "just ruin a good thing" if he went through with it. He might consider it again if "things change".

this excuse doesn't even makes sense
he wanted the interview to show that he's changed, that he's not who the detractors say who he is

 

[Elescondido]

The reputation stuff is so fucking weird.
Yes people are not talking about you all the time but that doesnt mean they changed their mind about you , you're not that important phil.

Also the arturo stuff probably scared him since trying to debunk stuff without evidence is just gonna be a massive backfire.

kinda off topic but wouldnt be nice of one of those dumb breadtuber essaysts would use their power for good and turn DPS into the doug walker of gaming?.

Phil already dislikes his reputation but it'd hurt him so much more if he went from e-begger to one the dumbest gaming youtubers alive

 

[Pepper Jack]

BRUH let the hair go

 

[ZehnBoat]

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BRUH let the hair go

he knows he can comb his hair to the side right
use the parts of his hair that are still normally thick to cover up the thinning parts
and when that doesn't work anymore, just shave it off

also that neanderthal brow

 

[Super Dent Head]

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BRUH let the hair go

"But muh mo- WIFE *thumbs to stable* likes my hair the way it is"

 

[Lazycunt]

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BRUH let the hair go

The thing is he's 40 that's not the worse age to start losing your hair, I had a mate go bald at like 19 or 20 .

Dumb retard could just be like yeah cunts I'm going bald what's up pay me 1k to shave it off.
He wouldn't because we would laugh at him, like we are currently not already laughing at the fat retard.

I will give Phil props for painting himself into a corner though.
I'm hoping to see the heart attack on stream

 

[Soy Dora]

If you get legitimately mad at somebody as pathetic as Phil, instead of just laughing at his autistic ranting while rocking back and forth, you need to spend some time away from your PC.

I disagree with this, not sure I can fully explain why but I'll try. TL: DR: Phil is a piece of shit and it's okay to get angry when someone is a piece of shit. Human nature does not stop because this is the Internet.

Longer rambling:

It's human nature to get angry at some of the things Phil does. Phil, being an individual who makes at least 100K a year doing the bare minimum has consistently begged (literally) for money for numerous things. He lies about why he needs money and gaslights his dented audience into believe they are all in this together. He's such a lazy pig he thinks a restaurant that doesn't take chicken off the bone is poor quality/lazy because he has to "work" to eat. When anyone questions him he asserts that they are mentally ill individuals that should seek medical attention immediately.

Let's break that down. The median income in the US is $67,251. Phil makes significantly more than this. At the Median most American's can afford a decent enough lifestyle by not overdoing it (outside of Metro cities). Despite Phil owning a business/not owning a business depending on the year, he has at most 10k in business related expenses. If you met a person who you knew made 100k+ a year and they asked you for money so they could go eat at restaurant, would that not make you angry?

When an addict lies to you about why they need money, that makes most people upset. Every single day Phil either insinuates or outright asks for money as if he desperately needs it. Tips specifically because he needs money today even though most American's get a paycheck bi-weekly or monthly and do just fine. Phil has on numerous occasions admitted he was/is an alcoholic, yet he continues to drink by his own admission. The bank leaks prove someone in that house is drinking at least a liter a week, but he himself has admitted to drinking. It was shortly after the new year he said he was feeling it after drinking too much on new years. Alcoholics that are working on it do not drink. Him gaslighting his audience into thinking this okay is enough to get MATI for anyone who knows alcoholics.

The last thing I think that is okay to get angry with is how he manipulates his audience. He does this in numerous ways (some mentioned above). Even if its just some fat faggot on the Internet, it's still angering to watch someone manipulate other people. To act as if we can't get angry at shitty people because they're on the Internet is a Reddit take. "Touch grass" is for people that take things too far. The goal should be to laugh at the Pigler, that I agree with. If you feel like it is affecting you, take a break. Adults should be able to handle emotions and know when to stop. But saying you can't get angry, just can't get behind that.

 

[Doomguy]

This manbaby has been playing and streaming games for over 2 decades. But as soon as there's no more "hot new releases" or whale funded games, he falls back on the same 3 or so games and he just cycles through these ad nauseam. Embarassing!

Semi-related: my favorite DSPism is "for some reason / I don't know what's wrong" when talking about low "support". Often blaming the game.

Anybody with half a brain could rattle off a million reasons why they would never donate a cent to the snort fort doordash fund. Toxic/boring commentary, scrubby gameplay, shitheaded attitude, Karen rants, laziness, insulting developers, insulting fans, demanding everyone in chat pay attention to him and massage his feelings at all times, obsession with new AAA games, potshots at other strangers from the safety of his bubble... the list is endless.

"But why?" Phil wonders. And that's why he'll always be my favorite lolcow. It's why I've watched his content as a detractor since 2010. He is completely incapable of changing. He will always be "the guy".

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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BRUH let the hair go

The fact that his hairdresser took the thinning scissors to it is hilarious. He really must be a shitty client who doesn't tip.

Also, "What gym?! I don't need to go to the gym!"

 

[Tears for T]

Also, "What gym?! I don't need to go to the gym!"

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True, and remember that Phil is one ex-bodybuilder , yeah, trust me doods

 

[Corpun]

This weird ass Ubisoft rant is something else. He starts by mocking the guy for his nationality and putting on some clown show because he is a foreign rich CEO or something, because of course he does, this is DSP. Rambles for minutes about how everything is this guy's fault and he should take all the blame (Which CEOs do usually), and how he needs to personally fix it, even though Mr. Business degree should know literally any company in existence has multiple levels of staffing, management, and coordination. That isn't the CEOs job, his job is to make sure the money comes in.

Then he ropes this back to that helicopter company and gloats about how it got shut down because everything has to revolve around Phil. Brings up his absolutely delusional point that companies need backup plans, the same point he brought up when ranting up supply chain issues because of COVID, because these guys are supposed to predict global pandemics, financial crises, and other shit. All of this is absolutely ironic and shows Phil has no self awareness at all because HE DOESN'T PLAN ANY EMERGENCY SHIT AT ALL FOR HIS FUCKING BUSINESS LARP!

Then he somehow ropes Nintendo into this with the amiibos, and brings up the amiibo he got as a bonus for getting the Twilight Princess remake or whatever. This is the same Amiibo he pretended to throw away in a childish tantrum years ago that he always likes to display any chance he gets when playing a Nintendo game that features Amiibos to gloat about how useless they are. Why do I say this? Because this dumbfuck pulled it up for Splatoon 3 and complained it didn't work when Amiibos are only coded to certain games and that amiibo is fucking ancient

Two additional points: Slayer has made an appearance via email so it looks like One Piece is not a wage quit yet, but wrote Phil two fucking emails on OP lore that Phil is totally going to read. Get fucked Slayer, Phil only cares about your wages from the glue factory. Once again Phil has been forced to entertain the event he cannot stream and not only dodges the question but goes on semantics about how streaming will never die. He literally cannot answer hypotheticals and I think it's because he is unable to.

 

[JimiHendrix]

The fact that his hairdresser took the thinning scissors to it is hilarious. He really must be a shitty client who doesn't tip.

Also, "What gym?! I don't need to go to the gym!"

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you think phil averts his eyes when he looks in the mirror? you know, since he can't look at tits and all.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

you think phil averts his eyes when he looks in the mirror? you know, since he can't look at tits and all.

It could be that he's so delusional that he sees himself in the mirror and thinks "yeah, this is what a fit person looks like". You know, kind of like a reverse body dysmorphia.

 

[BlackDragoons]

To no one's surprise, the interview is off. Apparently, Phil "feels he’s changed" and the interview isn’t needed anymore. It will in turn "just ruin a good thing" if he went through with it. He might consider it again if "things change".

Translation: he couldn't find anyone with enough clout and is dumb enough to allow him to control the narrative with softball questions.

How long before he needs good PR things change?

Also, no more shorts because he's a lazy fuck views.

Phil being a bitch ass coward. What else is new?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

The fact that his hairdresser took the thinning scissors to it is hilarious. He really must be a shitty client who doesn't tip.

Also, "What gym?! I don't need to go to the gym!"

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Tell me you have Gynecomastia without telling me you have Gynecomastia.

 

[Balr0g]

The fact that his hairdresser took the thinning scissors to it is hilarious. He really must be a shitty client who doesn't tip.

Also, "What gym?! I don't need to go to the gym!"

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Heck if he wants to troon out he at least doesn't need fake boobs. His real ones look good enough. Trannysydephil. Come on Phil do it. You could also get fucked by Rambo. win win

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

Can't believe his act is getting so bad that NPC's in games like Oblivion are starting to call him on it.

"The count has been abusing drink more and more often lately. He has been acting a bit unusual"