DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[lynx]

how do you even let your life get to the point where starting a stream and THEN jacking off sounds like a good way to do things? why not just jack off beforehand? why even start the stream? the fuck, dsp, seriously.

 

[Thespy]

So when is Machinima going to tear up his contract?

 

[meatslab]

He looked like he was passing a kidney stone.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

So what else could he have been doing?

Churning butter?
Whipping cream?
Using a shake weight?
Testing out his Wii?
Shaking a can of beer?

 

[Tismo]

So what else could he have been doing?

Churning butter?
Whipping cream?
Using a shake weight?
Testing out his Wii?
Shaking a can of beer?

He was probably really struggling to open a bag of doritos, so when he finally opened it and smelled all the nasty dorito stench he nutted into orbit

 

[AdJack]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chzp0lkw0aeapbj-jpg.90476/

Exploding in orgasms

DSPism for masturbation. Also the stress sigh. Can we all agree that Phil is Chris at this point?

 

[The Colonel]

 

[JU 199]

Exploding in orgasms

That could haven even been a CWCism...

Oh my Godbear, he's regressing.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Phil Burnell starring in = Joystick Johnny Pulls the Stream

 

[Another Fellow]

Can we all agree that Phil is Chris at this point?

"PANDALAAAY!" PANDALAAAAYYYYY!"

Seriously, though, if this isn't the straw that breaks Machinima's back, I don't know what will be.

EDIT:

Spoiler: shitty dumb paint edit (nsfw)

 

[BrunoMattei]

"I was doing various stuff." Obviously, he was trying to solve the mystery of the Universe.

He was watching a really good short film and playing with a YoYo with his right hand.

 

[JU 199]

Maybe he was having a heart attack?

 

[Mr. Duck]

I have no words.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Maybe he was having a heart attack?

In his penis

 

[Lurker]

That could haven even been a CWCism...

Oh my Godbear, he's regressing.

No, no. You gotta be positive!

He's progressing... into a bigger lolcow!

 

[Buck Bumble]

He wasn't exploding in orgasms, obviously. He couldn't even get it up - which is why he's throwing his head back in frustration.

Bugged masturbation mechanics.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Mystery solved. :^)

 

[JU 199]

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FChZ-v-OWkAAKmyr.jpg%3Alarge&hash=aa1e9580776167a92f43b960530136d6

yeah, sure...

 

[Lurker]

Mystery solved. :^)

That must have been one orgasmic legscratch.

 

[Anus]

Scratching your leg. Sure you were.