How Long Before Pantsu Divorces Ralph? - Let's speculate about how long it will take Meigh to run off with half of Ethan's things

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How Long Will This Spite Marriage Last?

  • < 6 Months

  • < 2 Years

  • Forever! This Is True Love, A-Log!

  • It's Over Once Ralph Has Enough Money Worth Taking

  • They're Probably Not Legally Married

  • Um, Ackshually, The Ralphamale Will Leave Her

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Whether Meigh gets divorced or becomes a widower, she's fucked financially.

No doubt she's the breadwinner, since there's no way Ralph can support them off the $3/superberry streams he does, even assuming those donos are real and not just self-payments by Ralph to try and make his streams appear more active. Either through separation or debt, Meigh is going to be stuck with Ralph's student loan debts, which wont go away even with bankruptcy, plus any other debts (credit cards, loans, etc), which you know Ralph is swimming in because of his wigger lifestyle. He didn't even have enough credit to pay for his cowboy hat, and had to use Meigh's credit card behind her back. No doubt he's been spending even more of her money in the meantime.

If Meigh wants to avoid getting divorce raped by Ralph, she'd be better off not working and using up all of her savings/credit, that way Ralph would be the earner of the two. She's already gone this far, might as well totally accept the trailer trash lifestyle.
 
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Whether Meigh gets divorced or becomes a widower, she's fucked financially.

No doubt she's the breadwinner, since there's no way Ralph can support them off the $3/superberry streams he does, even assuming those donos are real and not just self-payments by Ralph to try and make his streams appear more active. Either through separation or debt, Meigh is going to be stuck with Ralph's student loan debts, which wont go away even with bankruptcy, plus any other debts (credit cards, loans, etc), which you know Ralph is swimming in because of his wigger lifestyle. He didn't even have enough credit to pay for his cowboy hat, and had to use Meigh's credit card behind her back. No doubt he's been spending even more of her money in the meantime.

If Meigh wants to avoid getting divorce raped by Ralph, she'd be better off not working and using up all of her savings/credit, that way Ralph would be the earner of the two. She's already gone this far, might as well totally accept the trailer trash lifestyle.
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May hasn't worked since Digibro convinced her to quit her job and that was... 5 years ago, maybe?
 
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Mango Cobra said:
May hasn't worked since Digibro convinced her to quit her job and that was... 5 years ago, maybe?
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I could've sworn Meigh was still working fast food when she was with Ralph, at least up to before she gave birth. Either way, we do know that Ralph was spending her money at least up to early 2022 given the cowboy hat incident. Either Meigh's savings or Papa Morris' money, but it still comes across like Ralph is the dependent.
 
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I could've sworn Meigh was still working fast food when she was with Ralph, at least up to before she gave birth. Either way, we do know that Ralph was spending her money at least up to early 2022 given the cowboy hat incident. Either Meigh's savings or Papa Morris' money, but it still comes across like Ralph is the dependent.
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From what I remember back when I used to follow the Digibro shit when he was still part of the Sektur, Meigh hadn't worked in years. Then Meigh was trying to worm her way into the relationship so Ralph could copy Daddy Dick in his obsession with throuples, they were pushing for Faith to get a job and be the primary provider (at subway IIRC) while Ralph sits at home streaming and Meigh gets to be a stay-at-home "mom" raise the baby.
 
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jimmybags said:
I have a feeling that this thread will be mentioned on the next Killstream.
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Not like we'll know with it buried in between 12 hours of Ralph watching YouTube drunkenly.
libRT said:
Wouldn't surprise me if it was under 2 months
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I'm thinking they'll stick it out.
Ethan is destined to be a malignant force in his children's lives and since he missed the chance with Xander he'll have to put in overtime with Rozy
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Until Ralph’s death. I was in camp “She’s going to leave him” until more and more came out that she worked and manipulated her way into the relationship while Ralph was with Faith and she was with Digi. This is what she wants. Ralph won’t be able to stomach a divorce because it gives the alogs a win and it’s pretty clear Meigh is okay with Ralph cheating on her or having threesomes with prostitutes while she’s there, she even helped try to get Alice into a gunting. She’s been playing the drama up for attention, she can’t get enough of the killstream ride baby! Even if it means living in a concrete shack or going through periods where Ralph shit talks her and refuses to speak to her.

Abandon all reason with this relationship it’s not built on reason but a desire for a crumb of e-fame even if she has to suck it out of the gunt folds.
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I will admit I was wrong. Apparently the answer was 2 weeks.
 
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Was it ever confirmed that they were actually legally married? I'm pretty sure you can get the Elvis wedding without actually signing the marriage certificate.

Not that it matters too much since neither of em have assets and I'm pretty sure Pantsu isn't eligible for alimony given their marriage was under six months. Ralph probably won't even try to get any kind of custody of Cozy Rozy, so we'll just see him fighting Pantsu over child support payments.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Was it ever confirmed that they were actually legally married? I'm pretty sure you can get the Elvis wedding without actually signing the marriage certificate.
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How dare you besmirch this Las Vegas chapel with intimations of unlawfulness!? They we're married by a duly appointed representative of our Lord and Saviour, Elvis Presley!
Ponder the sacred scriptures and repent of your wickedness!
 
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