DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BrunoMattei]

He wasn't exploding in orgasms, obviously. He couldn't even get it up - which is why he's throwing his head back in frustration.

Bugged masturbation mechanics.

He was trying to lift a 5 pound Shake Weight just off camera and gave up.

 

[Malt Liquor]

Mystery solved. :^)

He's pathetic beyond words
Edit:In that clip He looks like He's in His late 40's: choosing the gout life is not so Healty eh Phil?

 

[CWCissey]

Oh woooooow. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

 

[lynx]

https://twitter.com/LiveAfterDeth/status/726898532574097408

 

[BrunoMattei]

Maybe he was having a heart attack?

Or he had a mild stroke...

 

[Count groudon]

I'm honestly slightly creeped out at how he kept his dead fish stare the entire time he was yanking it.

 

[MegasHant]

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/726915499297116160
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/726916481338867712

 

[Ravelord]

Mystery solved. :^)

No, that wasn't a leg what he was scratching. More like a tiny lump. :^)

 

[Jack Awful]

Mystery solved. :^)

Phil, we all know what you were scratching is WAAAY WAAAAAY too small to be considered a pinky toe, let alone a leg.

 

[lynx]

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wait phil i thought you were doing "various things" what's so hilarious about that.

 

[millais]

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damage control intensifies

 

[RM 810]

Or he had a mild stroke...

He had several strokes from the looks of it...

 

[Xerxes IX]

You guys don't understand there was literally NOTHING HE COULD DO except jerk off on stream. The masturbation segment's poorly coded and can be activated even when the webcam's on. It's all the fucking devs' faults.

 

[JU 199]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/dspresponds-png.90499/

See, I told you all it would become Kwality Khhaaantent

 

[BrunoMattei]

No, that wasn't a leg what he was scratching. More like a tiny lump. :^)

That's what Leanna calls it.

 

[Buster]

Moments like this are why I fucking love these forums.

 

[Randy Lahey]

He was probably waxing his carrot to anamee, the sick disgusting fruitbowl chicken-eating piece of cornboy crap that he is

 

[BrunoMattei]

Full uncut version:

Thankfully he does wash his hands but apparently he enjoys a Coke with his jerk off sessions.

 

[BrunoMattei]

https://twitter.com/drgnkiller/status/726889856857706496

 

[MegasHant]

Welp, DSP was covered on DramaAlert (2:20)