Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

I know it's been said multiple times before, by myself included, but without product/with a slightly more standard level of grease, this is 100% just a Karen "I wanna speak to your manager" haircut. In what world is this a good choice for an overweight 30-something-year-old man with an ugly potato head?

I am 99% confident he's going for the fringe style that was popular with emos/scenesters back when MCR were the hottest ticket in town. Why he's chosen to pursue a style almost 20 years out of date is anyone's guess --not to mention why he's pursuing it as a 32yo doughboy-- but as with all things Chibi I'm sure it makes sense to him.

It's also quite a popular style for anime characters, so there's a chance he's adopted it under the misguided assumption the people of Japan will see him and have an Otacon, 'JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES' moment.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

It’s not a bad cut, it actually seems quite well done, and he has the natural hair texture for it.

The issue is that his face is too fat, and he’s way too old to pull off the look. Not to mention that it’s painfully obvious he doesn’t take care of his hair. Even if he does wash regularly, (fat chance) he’s almost certainly not using the right conditioner or product. Remember that he got this haircut to copy another streamer (or cosplayer? I can’t remember) and promptly tried to get their approval on Twitter.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

So happy we have a conversation about cow tipping and reposting old content for the 20th time in the thread.

Spoiler: BTW

This might be a little late but did you know Caveman turned trans.

 

[BONECRUSHER]

This might be a little late but did you know Caveman turned trans.

What a cursed timeline we live in.

 

[TV's Adam West]

So happy we have a conversation about cow tipping and reposting old content for the 20th time in the thread.

Spoiler: BTW

This might be a little late but did you know Caveman turned trans.
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Why should we care about Caveman who transitioned in 1990. Well first of all it's not true that CAVEMAN TRANSITIONED IN 1990! It's not true that CAVEMAN TRANSITIONED IN 1990!

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

For one of the big cows who has nothing to do with trannies, it sure gets mentioned a lot.

 

[SAFSPRIN]

Good to be back to the farms after being unable to retrieve my old account.

It's also good to see that Chibi hasn't changed one bit. Still as cringe as ever.

That controller clicking and analogue stick snapping is definetly a GameCube controller. No other controller has that distinctive sound. So he either brought a gamecube with him to Japan, or he's using that Smash Bros GameCube to USB converter.

Either is cringe. You're on holiday, visiting a country, and you hole up in your hotel room playing games until strangers come along and turn off the lights. How utterly sad.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

For one of the big cows who has nothing to do with trannies, it sure gets mentioned a lot.

It's like Mutt's law, but for weirdly obsessed farmers

 

[SmugDruggler]

Family obligations and a general desire to take a lulbreak and have content to catch up on has kept me off the farms for a couple weeks and… boy oh boy did I pick a fantastic 2 weeks to do it. Not much to add that hasn’t already been said other than thank you @SaturnView and @scotchtape772572 for coming on and sharing your stories. The Japan trip has somehow gone exactly how I thought and yet still managed to surprise me. As in, I knew he had it in him to be that much of a cosplaying, Jap streaming faggot, but somehow that for once he might just behave enough to not. I am a bit concerned that he’s gone dark the past couple days on Twitter. Not even a thirst reply. I doubt he’s on his way home cause we would have heard about all the BADASS long islands/blue cocktails he had at hotel and airport bars along the way. Has anyone confirmed him alive on Discord or HIV Social more recently than this?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I know it's been said multiple times before, by myself included, but without product/with a slightly more standard level of grease, this is 100% just a Karen "I wanna speak to your manager" haircut. In what world is this a good choice for an overweight 30-something-year-old man with an ugly potato head?

Of course, the answer with Chibi is and always will be unbridled autism and a complete lack of self-awareness, but come on. Does he think it is "cool" or "interesting?" Does he think it "covers up" the fact that he is at least 20 lbs overweight while he wears cosplay outfits too small for his corpulent frame?

Perception is truly a mystical thing. Something that comes after his functioning eyes is telling him "this is a good look for you."

I think it's patterned after Leon Kennedy from the Resident Evil games. Yeah that's right. He's taking style tips from a video game but then with his fascination with cosplay that stands to reason.

Just goes to show people with autism tend to focus on the weirdest things.

“Guys, join my totally cool Japanese stream, it’s Javanese because um… I’m in Japan
and wear a bathrobe!”
If he steams games, it doesn’t matter where he is. With a green screen I could stream from the ocean’s depth. Who cares if viewer is shown only a plain wall behind the streamer from all of it

Yeah but he has to stress he's in Japan because weeb. He's reached the promised land and all those other weebs out there that have never been to Japan are so incredibly jealous of him. That's why he's playing it up.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

I think it's patterned after Leon Kennedy from the Resident Evil games. Yeah that's right. He's taking style tips from a video game but then with his fascination with cosplay that stands to reason.

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He is too big of a pussy to play RE4 or horror games in general. He got anxity attack's when other people call him to play dead by daylight( or something) let alone to play the game.

 

[Rembrandt]

Are his anxiety attacks even real? Or just used to generate pity

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

He is too big of a pussy to play RE4 or horror games in general. He got anxity attack's when other people call him to play dead by daylight( or something) let alone to play the game.

It was among us. He faked an anxiety attack because no one was paying attention to him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He is too big of a pussy to play RE4 or horror games in general. He got anxity attack's when other people call him to play dead by daylight( or something) let alone to play the game.

Playing it is one thing. Wanting to cosplay as Leon because he thinks he looks cool is another.

Unless there's some other video game that has a character with that faggy fringe that he likes. I don't know.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

It was among us. He faked an anxiety attack because no one was paying attention to him.

That is something else. He just posted a twitter about this because he wanted to play games he wanted not what others want

Playing it is one thing. Wanting to cosplay as Leon because he thinks he looks cool is another.

Unless there's some other video game that has a character with that faggy fringe that he likes. I don't know.

He isn't a real cosplayer.
But let's say he is. Even if he thinks he looks cool (and is kind of cool in the game) how can he project himself to that character. Not even once in the game does Leon complain about his past or how he was misstreated by someone.100% he sees himself as some sort of Joker of Detroit. He also used to cosplay Phonex Wright so he can yell OBJECTION at convention to take pictures with people who will ignore the smell for couple of seconds and maybe even find some friends.
AND even after all that not once from millions of twitter screencaps and streams he has done has he acted or even tried to act cool. It has always been a fucking meme or some internal anime protagonist shit or most common of all the cringiest crap you can find online.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He isn't a real cosplayer.

I don't think anybody here said he was. He's borrowed that do from somewhere and the closest I can come with is Leon from Resident Evil.

Bu he cosplays or tries to his attempt to look like Joker from Persona or his need for 3D printed keyblades for... whoever that character is he was dressed up as. He puts a little more effort into it than Pixy but that's not saying much. But no he's not a pro. He's a casual fan of it.

 

[Team TERF]

I think it's patterned after Leon Kennedy from the Resident Evil games. Yeah that's right. He's taking style tips from a video game but then with his fascination with cosplay that stands to reason.

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Just goes to show people with autism tend to focus on the weirdest things.


Yeah but he has to stress he's in Japan because weeb. He's reached the promised land and all those other weebs out there that have never been to Japan are so incredibly jealous of him. That's why he's playing it up.

I don't think Chibi has ever shown any interest in the Resident Evil series, and apparently the haircut was modeled after another Twitch streamer:

 

[TV's Adam West]

I don't think Chibi has ever shown any interest in the Resident Evil series, and apparently the haircut was modeled after another Twitch streamer:

For what it's worth, a lot of mid tier egirls simp after Leon, I wouldn't put it past Chibster.

 

[Sweetheart]

He just posted a new picture of him going to the Nintendo theme park on Twitter and this might be one of the most unflattering pictures he has ever taken of himself. There's so much lint and little hairs on his shirt, his shirt is really low quality with his print already coming off (but he's going to the Nintendo park so he had to make sure to wear a Nintendo-themed one), some big food crumb (?) in his beard that anyone who isn't blind would notice and he used way too much hairspray (Or it could just be super greasy but I refuse to believe that he goes out with his hair being THAT greasy...)

 

[John Ligma]

He just posted a new picture of him going to the Nintendo theme park on Twitter and this might be one of the most unflattering pictures he has ever taken of himself. There's so much lint and little hairs on his shirt, his shirt is really low quality with his print already coming off (but he's going to the Nintendo park so he had to make sure to wear a Nintendo-themed one), some big food crumb (?) in his beard that anyone who isn't blind would notice and he used way too much hairspray (Or it could just be super greasy but I refuse to believe that he goes out with his hair being THAT greasy...)

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Wow this is one of the worst pictures I've seen him post of himself, and that's saying a lot. Our boy Chibi is looking very chubby. 200lb? Close to it?