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softsleeper said:
Didn't even know who this guy was until today. The only thing I really have to add after reading all of this shit is the fact he IMMEDIATELY starts his stream after finishing up. Whatever career he had is pretty much done for at this point. How the fuck do you bring yourself back up after jerking your dick LIVE without knowing?
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Dude is an undead cockroach. Every time you think that this guy is done, he can't keep doing this, this is his lowest, and he's going to have to find a real job soon. He somehow continues and yet sinks even lower then previously expected.

At one point I predicted that 2016 will be his last but I dunno. The big question is: how much more pathetic can he get?
 
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He's currently trying to pass it off as a joke on Twitter, to the point of retweeting images from the video.

I don't think he realizes that once you've gone full damage control as he did this morning, you can't switch to happy jokey. It's like Kim Jong-Il locking down any mention of nukes and then going out into town wearing a nuke shaped party hat two days later. It just doesn't work.
 
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Buck Bumble said:
That's why I say that Phil's graduated from a lolcow to a meme.

A lot of people are going to be finding out about Phil today, and it's going to be as 'the guy who fapped during a stream and didn't even have the decency to clean up after.'
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His only hope is that the SJW/anti-bully crowd take pity on him and try to support him en masse. There's a slim chance but it could happen especially if Keemstar is covering Phil. But I'd wager that Philip would still find a way to fuck that up.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
His only hope is that the SJW/anti-bully crowd take pity on him and try to support him en masse. There's a slim chance but it could happen especially if Keemstar is covering Phil. But I'd wager that Philip would still find a way to fuck that up.
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I don't think SJWs are very likely to go to bat for Phil "Motorboating Videogame Titties in Between Making Anti-Semitic Jokes" Burnell.
 
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The SJW crowd can't save him. The only time they had anything to do with him was when they called him trash for saying the PS3 is for autistic people. (Though he might be on to something for once, seeing how obsessed Chris was with it)
 
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BrunoMattei said:
His only hope is that the SJW/anti-bully crowd take pity on him and try to support him en masse. There's a slim chance but it could happen especially if Keemstar is covering Phil. But I'd wager that Philip would still find a way to fuck that up.
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He's made jokes about Saint Anita and goes out of his way to make sexual comments about women. Plus, those types love their old chat screenshots.

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millais said:
I don't think SJWs are very likely to go to bat for Phil "Motorboating Videogame Titties in Between Making Anti-Semitic Jokes" Burnell.
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That's why I said that there's a slim chance. SJW's don't do a lot of research when they rally behind something. And on Neogaf there was thread about Phil getting swatted, and a lot of members basically just waived away every terrible thing this guy has done and gave him their pity.
 
BrunoMattei said:
Dude is an undead cockroach. Every time you think that this guy is done, he can't keep doing this, this is his lowest, and he's going to have to find a real job soon. He somehow continues and yet sinks even lower then previously expected.

At one point I predicted that 2016 will be his last but I dunno. The big question is: how much more pathetic can he get?
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:ghost:That's pretty fucked. The fact you can blow off even the most embarrassing blow and pass it off as a mere joke is almost unreal to me. You all are probably right: he'll ignore the entire debacle and keep uploading mediocre videos. Just listening to him comes off to me as very unappealing.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
That's why I said that there's a slim chance. SJW's don't do a lot of research when they rally behind something. And on Neogaf there was thread about Phil getting swatted, and a lot of members basically just waived away every terrible thing this guy has done and gave him their pity.
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Forgive me if I laugh a bit about Gaf, but uh...

It's down now, but they had a thread up about him jerking off too. Not even on Gaf will Phil get any sort of sympathy.

He's got everyone from Reviewtech to fucking Takahata laughing at him. It's safe to say that the only people who will give Phil any sort of sympathy at this point are Kghaleon, BSV, and Ash.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
The big question is: how much more pathetic can he get?
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Getting caught masturbating is one thing, I think if that was all that happened we'd have already moved on. But it wasn't just the fact that he was masturbating. It was that horribly tragic, beaten, despair riddled face of his that makes this the story it is. I've never seen a face that was that pitiable. He looked like he was watching his favorite pet get run over by a steamroller and there was nothing he could do to stop it. And it was his O face. I sincerely hope this is as pathetic as he can get for his sake.
 
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Taily Puff said:
Getting caught masturbating is one thing, I think if that was all that happened we'd have already moved on. But it wasn't just the fact that he was masturbating. It was that horribly tragic, beaten, despair riddled face of his that makes this the story it is. I've never seen a face that was that pitiable. He looked like he was watching his favorite pet get run over by a steamroller and there was nothing he could do to stop it. And it was his O face. I sincerely hope this is as pathetic as he can get for his sake.
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What gets me is that he spends more time looking at the mess he made on himself/cleaning himself than he does actually enjoying the act. It's like watching a depressed rodeo clown have a midnight wank just to get his mind off of the horrible decisions he's made just so he can sleep long enough to function the next morning.

Guy doesn't even express until he finishes, and one of those expressions is a grimace that looks like someone slapped his mom. He looks disgusted with himself.
 
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Well I did hear that if you start losing popularity that making a sex tape is a sure fire way to make people pay attention to you again. Of course in true DSP fashion he didn't read the part where it says you usually have two people in a sex tape.

Oh well... bugged webcam mechanics.
 
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