1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.

[Farglemark]

What a fucking disaster, no wedding segment, no AFers actually wrestling, no Ralph in the ring, a bunch of nobody faggot wrestlers slapping each other around.

Camera angle was dogshit, single static shot, low angle, in a location where people walk, behind a post. This could literally have not been more boring

 

[Mister Mint]

What the hell was that?

THAT was Ralphamania?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

This could literally have not been more boring

Well, all the servings made it a little funny, but otherwise I completely agree.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

As a man who is very autistic about wrestling and has watched alot of bad shows this is no joke the worst wrestling event I have ever seen in my life. Ralph continues to fail in everything he does.

He legitimately booked the cheapest and shittiest wrestling troupe in south jersey, in 30 minutes and a couple hundred dollars in any direction he could have booked a more professional troupe that performs in a large venue with much better production. Wrestling is gay as fuck and I've never watched it, but the other available options at least looked far more entertaining and not ran by a degenerate facebook boomer who wrangles a bunch of white trash and niggers. In fact, one of the options has a whole slew of very attractive women who regularly perform for them, and they didn't seem to be booked for this date. I think the caveat was the venues did not have a bar.

The funniest part about this whole fat gay retard adults kid birthday party, is that it's Ralph and May's honeymoon, lmao.

 

[Midnight Cooking]

Well, all the servings made it a little funny, but otherwise I completely agree.

We didn't even get a fun reaction out of it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Well I wasted my Saturday night.

 

[BoomerPrime]

This was so low-energy and gay

I actually believe Ralph's message about wanting to die now, he should've been living up his childhood dream but sounded like he wanted to be literally anywhere else

I think the 87 process services killed his mojo and he was doing everything he could to not completely sperg/holler and derail the whole thing. But yeah this was ridiculously low-energy for something Gunt seemed to be really into.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

It’s times like this where I miss New Jack.

If he would pull out from behind those curtains high on coke, beat the fuck out of everyone, and call Ralph a fat faggot… I would die a happy man.

 

[snootsnootsnoot]

What a complete waste of time. The only event of note happened in the first two minutes.

 

[Archie Bunker]

This went exactly the same way as HWNDU did when Shia just hung the flag in a room. As safe as it could be, no risks taken but no balls on display either. Unless you count chucklefuck who had his zipper down.

 

[JustStopDude]

A morbidly obese man is rapping at the camera. He looks homeless.

But it isn't Ralph. I am confused.

 

[Sperglord666]

Well I wasted my Saturday night.

I mean the event was dogshit, but what else were you gonna do?

 

[Waifu Days]

All I can say to the wrestlers is get paid tonight and insist on cash.

 

[Mr. Donuts]

this was a weak stream.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Alright, here's my final count.

Double bingo, neat.

 

[Mulp]

Corrine looks like a real estate agent

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Apparently one of JessePS's guys measured Ralph and it'll be revealed tomorrow.

 

[Love Machine]

BEARD SOY!!! CORRINE FELTING BEARDSON

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Corrine looks like a real estate agent

She looks like an ugly old woman

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

He legitimately booked the cheapest and shittiest wrestling troupe in south jersey, in 30 minutes and a couple hundred dollars in any direction he could have booked a more professional troupe that performs in a large venue with much better production. Wrestling is gay as fuck and I've never watched it, but the other available options at least looked far more entertaining and not ran by a degenerate facebook boomer who wrangles a bunch of white trash and niggers. In fact, one of the options has a whole slew of very attractive women who regularly perform for them, and they didn't seem to be booked for this date. I think the caveat was the venues did not have a bar.

The funniest part about this whole fat gay retard adults kid birthday party, is that it's Ralph and May's honeymoon, lmao.

Ralph should have gotten The Mighty Maccabee to show up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccQ0dEr0NT0