1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Image dump:

"Get off me, whore."

 

[RantyAndy]

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"Victory"

Last I checked, half the people leaving is not a victory. He didn't even go into the ring...

 

[Pelican Bones]

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What's his distro?

The one that comes prepackaged with underage animu pics

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Ralph was too sedated on Xanax and booze, he barely sperged at all and was way too low energy, bad choice on his part. Everyone knows that coked out Ralph is best Ralph.

I wanted to see Ralph fight,

It feels like Ralph was supposed to get involved somehow at the end, they set it up, everyone had been beaten down, he was led into the ring by Dax, the crowd was chanting for him and the wrestlers were "circling" him (according to what he said off camera), but he clearly pussied out. Not even at a fake wrestling event where he is set up as the winner can he win a fight. Sad, Ralph in a spandex outfit matching Sisco's would have instantly made this event 10x better.

Not much hope for anything to happen in AC (especially if like someone posted, it takes an hour to drive there), but you never know, maybe that's when the coke will come out and hobo Ralph will start celebrating. Doubtful though.

All in all, very boring to watch, low energy and too short. As mentioned the only entertainment was the wrestling, and when you hire the cheapest wrestling outfit you can, the event will not be very good (although they did their best with the audience they had). Why the fuck do you announce all the streamers, Dax, etc. If they're not going to do anything other than be there? Just so people can get pictures?
Better planned than the bowling disaster (planned by Sisco and no Ralph), but that's not saying much, besides the kingpin was way more fun to watch.

Also Destiny is a midget that makes Ralph and Beardsoy look normal sized.

 

[Waifu Days]

"Victory"

Last I checked, half the people leaving is not a victory. He didn't even go into the ring...

I choose to believe that the families of the wrestlers of the first two matches came to support their loved ones but ditched once that was all done. Just like parents at an Elementary school singing program.

 

[AltisticRight]

Woodbury? More like Wood pile, amirite?

Bundle of logs ie everyone involved.

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So it's 50 people in total, half of which were security and the performers, the other half are made up of a dozen alogs...
What a sad event.
Was this worth getting served over?

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

you know it has something to do with AF when someone shows up dressed like this.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Ralph putting on a worse wrestling show, in regards to both attendance and action, than a 2015 TNA taping is absolutely incredible.

 

[RantyAndy]

I choose to believe that the families of the wrestlers of the first two matches came to support their loved ones but ditched once that was all done. Just like parents at an Elementary school singing program.

"Son, why is this man getting 8 court paper servings...? Maybe we should go back home..."

 

[popnloch ness monster]

you know it has something to do with AF when someone shows up dressed like this.

not "someone", you're talking about the king, TRSartor

 

[MeltyTW]

I didnt really pay attention but it seems like every black guy and or liberal heel won all the matches except the one sucking up to baked. its funny because the black guy at the final royale just beat everyone up, had corrine lusting for him, and was just taunting the impotent racist audience, he then cuts a promo on harry morris stealing his gold belt to which the cuckolds ralph and the audience are forced to boo the conservative and not the liberal black heel

so in ralphamania canon harry morris is the only one that even inconvenienced the black bull who showed up, kicked everyone's pale racist ass from beardson to idk who, got a big titty blond white girl, called them cuckolded pussies, got paid, and only didnt get a giant hand crafted gold belt commissioned by jcaeser himself to boot because harry morris told him to fuck himself. and then a liberal heel told ralph to stfu and sit down or fight and he bitched out and the heel won.

why would you book yourself as an utter pussy and your audience as cuckolds and then make your enemy some chad who dont take no shit? i mean its accurate

 

[Zilch]

"Victory"

Last I checked, half the people leaving is not a victory. He didn't even go into the ring...

Morris destroying his belt and selling off all of his merch really took the wind out of his sails.
Technical difficulties - starting half an hour late and the second the stream starts; cops show up and serve him.
On top of that his hero Dax wore the merch of his sworn blood enemy.
Wrestling sucks, everyone leaves early

Big Ralphasad day

Marrying Meigh out of spite was incredibly short sided and I'm sure the high of winning one over Morris wore off quickly with how annoying and giddy Meigh was to finally be picked. He's stuck with her forever and he wants to die lol

 

[RantyAndy]

Morris destroying his belt and selling off all of his merch really took the wind out of his sails.
Technical difficulties - starting half an hour late and the second the stream starts; cops show up and serve him.
On top of that his hero Dax wore the merch of his sworn blood enemy.
Wrestling sucks, everyone leaves early

Big Ralphasad day

Marrying Meigh out of spite was incredibly short sided and I'm sure the high of winning one over Morris wore off quickly with how annoying and giddy Meigh was to finally be picked. He's stuck with her forever and he wants to die lol

If this photo has anything to say about it, I doubt this marriage will go very well. Keep in mind, this is only 2-3 days in, I believe she will have bruises all over in only a year or two at most.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph was too sedated on Xanax and booze, he barely sperged at all and was way too low energy, bad choice on his part. Everyone knows that coked out Ralph is best Ralph.

It feels like Ralph was supposed to get involved somehow at the end, they set it up, everyone had been beaten down, he was led into the ring by Dax, the crowd was chanting for him and the wrestlers were "circling" him (according to what he said off camera), but he clearly pussied out. Not even at a fake wrestling event where he is set up as the winner can he win a fight. Sad, Ralph in a spandex outfit matching Sisco's would have instantly made this event 10x better.

Not much hope for anything to happen in AC (especially if like someone posted, it takes an hour to drive there), but you never know, maybe that's when the coke will come out and hobo Ralph will start celebrating. Doubtful though.

All in all, very boring to watch, low energy and too short. As mentioned the only entertainment was the wrestling, and when you hire the cheapest wrestling outfit you can, the event will not be very good (although they did their best with the audience they had). Why the fuck do you announce all the streamers, Dax, etc. If they're not going to do anything other than be there? Just so people can get pictures?
Better planned than the bowling disaster (planned by Sisco and no Ralph), but that's not saying much, besides the kingpin was way more fun to watch.

Also Destiny is a midget that makes Ralph and Beardsoy look normal sized.

Ralph has been dragging his fat ass, along with Pantsu and an infant, from Mexico, to Vegas, to Camden on a shoestring budget. He’s as likely to drop dead as gamble in AC tonight. If nobody brought any coke or meth to smoke he won’t be able to lose the rest of his money in AC tonight. He looked like a greasy fat miserable zombie tonight.

His big W for the week was marrying fucking Pedo Pantsu, which makes it all the more hilarious. We can all see the irrepressible joy on his face.

 

[Phony Chicken]

you know it has something to do with AF when someone shows up dressed like this.

That's TR Sartor.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tr-sar...tage-values-order-of-social-antiquity.121838/

 

[disavow]

Corrine better start streaming the after-party.

 

[Polentic]

 

[Waifu Days]

"Son, why is this man getting 8 court paper servings...? Maybe we should go back home..."

Wrestler's Jewish Mother: "Jerry. I was just at concessions getting a little something to noch and there was this very nice girl working there wearing a Halloween costume, it was wild. We got to talking, I told her about your cousin, Vikki, you know, she lives in Yonkers. Anyway, I was tell her about Vikki cause she gives Spanish lessons and I guess her husband just got transferred there for work. She seems like a nice girl from a nice family. I'm not prying but maybe she has a sister? What's that? Her husband is here. Where? That one? But he's so old . . ."

 

[lupinthethird]

It really can't be said enough how awful the actual wrestling was

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ralph has been dragging his fat ass, along with Pantsu and an infant, from Mexico, to Vegas, to Camden on a shoestring budget. He’s as likely to drop dead as gamble in AC tonight. If nobody brought any coke or meth to smoke he won’t be able to lose the rest of his money in AC tonight. He looked like a greasy fat miserable zombie tonight.

His big W for the week was marrying fucking Pedo Pantsu, which makes it all the more hilarious. We can all see the irrepressible joy on his face.

At the very end you could hear when he found out they'd gotten less than $2k in tips and he was pissed.